Question of the Day: How Do You Get Crabs From A Gorilla?

Get Rich or Try Lying Fake rich guy (online magazine reporter) surveys a $500-per speed dating event in Gotham. Potential male suitors must make $500k/yr. with a million in the bank. Potential female catches must submit five pictures to prove hotness. Come! For the freaks! Stay! For the show! via $5.00Filter

It's oh so quiet. Yes, its cats. Yes it's stolen from B3TA. Yes, it's Youtube. 'Ave it!!

germy data drives Artificial DNA with encoded information can be added to the genome of common bacteria, thus preserving the data. You guys remember those old spy films where they fished a dot of microfilm off the femme fatal's beauty mark. I imagine that with this new technology the retrevial of data will be a bit more, shall we say, personal. more inside

Britain’s youth worst-behaved in Europe. more inside

R2-D2 Mailboxes ...to celebrate George Lucas and 30 years of Star Wars, the US Postal Service will be dressing up mailboxes like the lovable droid.

Curious George: Oven Self Destruction Curious George: Melted electric oven element? Or, fun with home repair of electric appliances. more inside

CuriousGeorge: WANTED: good, fast, printable b/w map At my work, we regularly and frequently print out street maps. Google Maps makes the best printouts we've see, but it's slow, and the print-outs are poor, as we're doing it on a b/w printer. Here's what I want: (1) A full-page printout with one click. (2) Map formatted in black-n-white for printing. All the other printable map sites I've found want to print half-sheet sized maps, which is unusable to me. Anyone know anything better?

The Man From Maine and Jack LaLanne, LIVE on PAYPAHVIOUU!!!

qaSvI' ngoch cherwI' is trying to win re-election to the Finnish Parliament, by appealing to the Klingon vote. A few words may require the assistance of native speakers of the language, but fortunately, his site is also in English, Swedish, and (obviously) Finnish. Clearly, he is a man ahead of his time.

Yoga at Home - Indian Comic Book The Yoga Institute in Santa Cruz, Mumbai is unique in catering mainly to middle-class Indians who usually have a family and face the pressures of urban life. This 1997 comic book, produced by the institute in the style of popular indian comics of the period, captures the essence of 'householder yoga', giving an idea of how powerful spiritual practices can shape the ethos of an 'ideal' Indian family. In the spirit of the "Action Philosophers" FPP from yesterday, an informative flickr set how-to in convenient look-see picture form. And less o' the talkity talk-talk yappin'. via boingboing more inside

This gets my vote in the Best-Doormat-Ever category.

Airborne cats

I have sex with cars "Chris believes one spark for his fetish was 1980s cult TV series Knight Rider, starring David Hasselhof[sic] and featuring a talking car." more inside

Kurious English George Coming To America 27/Mar-3/Apr I'm going to be in Los Angeles 27 March - 3 April 2007, and I'd love to meet the LA Monkeys. Never been before, so when, where, how? I'm visiting a friend who lives near the Dodgers Stadium.

The world's billionaires, 2007. Brought to you by Forbes: "The billionaires' combined net worth climbed by $900 billion to $3.5 trillion. That equates to $3.6 billion apiece."

Hypocrisy in politics? Whodathunkit? While perseprosecuting Bill Clinton for his Lewinsky affair, Newt Gingrich was stepping out on his missus. Do as I say, not as I do, mm?

China’s Most Incredible Holdout An apparently extreme case of refusing to make way for the property developers down in Chongqing.

Mutts.

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