Curious George: moving to the Philippines What should I be aware of? more inside

But what about all those exploding cigar gags? Turner Broadcasting has agreed to edit scenes from classic cartoons shown on its Boomerang Classic Cartoons Network to remove sequences that glamorize smoking. more inside

911 Cover Up Video A little something has been previously mentioned, but this low-budget, one-hour-twenty-minute Google video makes a couple of claims that are interesting at least. Previously on "Monkey Wing: conspiracy theories, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theory part deux, and conspiracy theories" more inside

Why do they hate our freedoms? In which it is argued that many of the problems within the muslim community are self-made, providing a fertile ground for populist leaders. The floor is open for discussion.

Curious George: Identifying Weeds. A weed in my backyard spent this summer growing an inch a day. I've googled plenty, but can't seem to find any good sites to help me figure out what it is! Can any monkeys point me in the right direction? more inside

In the News Watchers of the news on Swedish SVT on Sunday were <insert emotion here> to see a Czech hard porn film in the background. more inside

Cat Grill YA lame one-photo post from your cheeziest monkey.

How can they live there? We've all seen the houses that butt right up to a freeway or railway line and wondered how people can live there. The NYT interviews several families who live in these types of places to see what it's like.

The day I found out I was an adult Indigo

Giant 29lb 12oz hamburger more inside

Tiny Animals on Fingers. Flickr gallery, via Cute Overload. also, probably from mefi, but I didn't actually find it there, honest

Man wants op to remove extra organ more inside

The worst of all dooms... death by Time Mind Sync Warp

Mmmm... Chocolate What would you like to be stuck waist-deep in?

I want one of these so bad it hurts. If you really loved me you would buy me a personal submarine.

Screw the homophobes. By getting them to send you free stuff. Keep it, sell it, use it as a gag gift. Just take money out of thier hateful hands. Also, if you don't know The Stranger, I recommend you check out Savage Love while you're there. SFW.

Ronald McHummer sign-o-matic! Slow Friday afternoon? C'mon monkeys, show me your love! more inside

Eat my dust Lance and Floyd On April 22, 1884, Thomas Stevens set out from San Francisco on a penny farthing. Arriving in Boston on August 4, 1884, he was off again the following April en route through Europe, Turkey, Iran, Afghanistan, India, and China. He returned to San Francisco in December 1886. With minimal supplies, no support team, few roads, and despite hostile natives, he managed to travel around the world. more inside

Shift. Some Friday Flash Fun for you all. If you enjoyed Samarost and its sequel (mentioned here before) you might get lost in this game. Enjoy! more inside

Taking your service monkey to the airport. The TSA screeners are trained professionals. They know how to handle your monkey. Stand by for the diaper inspection.