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Pigs. In. Spaaaaaaaace! See a boozed-up Russian pig get blasted straight up out of a cannon. Does he survive? Only by following the link will you know for sure... via

Curious George: Cheeky Little Monkies. Is British society more randy than its Yankee counterpart? more inside

52 Flight Simulator X screencaps - this week Microsoft released a new set of screenshots of the upcoming Flight Simulator X. This is a collection of 52 pix determined to kill dial-up. I'm not really a flight sim guy, but these screens are worth a bit of a gander.

Curious George: Nero 7 is it crap? more inside

Curious George: Moonlighting No, not the TV show. I'm looking to pick up some additional evening work. more inside

Marriage Contract... FROM HELL! You think your spouse is demanding? Nuh-uh... not like this piece o' work, Travis Frey. This is the contract he presented (now ex-) Mrs. Frey before they married. Wisely, she never signed it. He's now facing charges of trying to kidnap her, as well as child pornography charges.

Curious George: Chiropractic Quackery? Or Legit? more inside

More abandoned places: a Japanese amusement park.

Papa Ratzi demands royalties for his writings. Guess he's short for cash. You wouldn't believe what a money-pit he's living in...

Ron DeCorte's Notebook I don't wear a watch. Don't even like 'em really. This site is all about watches and is fantastically amazing. Get yer geek on. I may or may not have gotten this through MeFi. Ain't tellin'.

Philip K Dick is missing. The robot Phil Dick simulacrum that was made for Nexfest and whose code contains contribution by a home monkey, has gone missing or absconded, driven by the urge for replicant freedom. They are going to send out special police squads to find it. This is not called execution. This is called retirement. I told you we are only renting space in PKD's universe. Things may get weird. As your attorney I urge you to start drinking heavily.

Pig cells cure monkey diabetes. Rest easy, simians. The latest study involved only a dozen monkeys. But it showed "proof of principle" that pig cells can cure animals that are "one step away from humans," said Dr. Bernhard Hering. more inside

PHIL (Public Health Image Library) An amazing collection of images, illustrations, and videos collected by the CDC. Ranging from statistics on HIV to US Navy veneral disease posters.

Curious Mac to MSN OK -- I got iSight, I got aMSN as per advice proffered here. more inside

BASS! How low can you go?! A collection of nifty cool sexy cutie weird & wild basses. Y'all bladder rumblers get some. via some place more inside

The only optimist in City17 A comic strip created using the excellent Garys mod that is both funny and slightly surreal. If you've played Half-Life 2 then you'll get an extra kick out of this.

Get with the George Liquor program. I'm a week late in posting this, but in case you haven't seen it yet, check out a new caricature blog from John Kricfalusi, creator of The Ren and Stimpy Show. Happy Happy Joy Joy!

Cheney's got a lady! OOoooOOooooO.... Mr. Vice Prez is being naughty! Wow, she even looks like Lynne!

Dan Flavin plays with light in a show at the Hayward Gallery. Best use of fluorescent tubes since making fake light sabers and eye injuries. Oh, and there's this (yet more Flash Req'd). Shine on, you crazy Monkies!