SUV What happens when you don't design your stretch limo according to the environment you will be using it in?

A rather lame attempt... ...to create a new piece of Internet lore, and the swift debunking of it.

Not everyone who gets hit by a drunk driver dies. A very powerful ad.

Modern Movies illustrated in the form of Russian Folktale Woodcuts - or something. You don't need to read Russian, just look at the pictures. You can work out which movies they are. Example within. more inside

Hitler Cats. Does what it says on the tin, as they say.

Move over Chuck Norris. He's coming! YouTube video. via

The History of Felt Hats & Hat Making

Curious George: Global Warming? Why are people so oppsed to the idea? What is the worst that would happen if we all had more fuel-efficient vehicles and used less energy? more inside

LED artcrime tutorial An tutorial on how to light up your surroundings with LED (light emitting diodes) graffiti. Illustrated with cool photo examples.

Parze pleedon me In the 1930s and 1940s, F. Chase Taylor – under his pseudonym of Colonel Stoopnagle – produced dozens of spoonerism fairytales which appeared. The originals were printed in the Saturday Evening Post and eventually published in a collection. The book is now out of print,but some of the stories are on Fun with Words, including: Prinderella and the Cince,The Pea Little Thrigs and Beeping Sleauty

Judge called upon to use Wisdom of Solomon in a very literal way. Not so much halvesies, but...

27,000 Year Old Portrait "Archaeologists have discovered what they believe to be a 27,000-year-old drawing of a face, which would make it the oldest in history. Like many other ancient portraits, it is reminiscent of the work of some of the great modern artists . . ." more inside

Friday fiction frolic: The School by Donald Barthelme. A short, short story --dark, but funny, one of his best. Or if you're a music fan, another one: The King of Jazz which has the best lyrical description of music i've ever read.

It's been fun, Doc. Doctor Fun, aka David Farley, set out in 1993 to post 10 years' worth of daily comics. He completed that task earlier this week (it took 13 years). Arguably the longest running web-only comic ever produced, there won't be any more new ones. Fortunately (especially if you like jokes about heads in jars) there's an archive. more inside

Girls like pron too.

Thanks. No. At last a solution to the usual friendship-ending requests to stop sending me the fucking badgerbadgerbadgerbadger song.

Screech from Saved By the Bell needs your money to save his home from foreclosure. Or you could, you know, help a starving orphan. Or get yourself a non-fat decaf latte with extra foam.

Think (About Paying Your Workers) Differently. Claudia Joseph's article from the UK's Mail has forced Apple to "look into" allegations of wretched worker conditions. Last year Apple achieved a record billion-dollar profit.... "We have to work too hard and I am always tired. It's like being in the army. They make us stand still for hours. If we move, we are punished by being made to stand still for longer." ... Labor costs in the Chinese factories we traced are ... Pounds 4.20 ($7.74) per iPod.... In Britain they sell for between Pounds 109 ($201) and Pounds 179 ($331). more inside

Hope is Emo. Chapter One: "The Words are Dying". Hope talks about the importance of words and how unfair it is for Marna to go to Senior Prom. [Brought to you by the fine folks at Ask a Ninja]

Tales by H. Beam Piper are now available online. more inside