oh my. that's embarassing. sorry. You don't want to look at the link below...you want to click on this one, instead...

Curious George: Amazon.com gift certificates. Is there any way to convert amazon credit to paypal or cold hard cash?

craptracker (make music and play music) more inside

Why are the pretty ones always insane?

Light saber duel: 2 critically injuried I really don't know what to think about this.

Human-powered hydrofoil. Ride this contraption on water by jumping up and down. Watch it in action (QuickTime). I'm sure this is a good way to burn some body fat. It's jump or drown. I want one.

For when your phone is dirty. Wipe it with a dog. Choice of doberman or labrador.

Curious George: Whatever happened to Manis? He was the Orangutan who played Clyde in Every Which Way But Loose, the Clint Westplastic movie. I'm aware that his replacement for the sequel (Manis had grown too large) died not long after it was made, but I can't find out what happened to the first 'Clyde'. Anyone know?

Russian deputies are stupid idiots! Russian MPs are seeking to ban a Russian reality-show and send it hosts to prison, as they say the show is a form of organized prostitution and pimping in the letter to Putin.

Where to Stop and Go. "A guide to traveling with overactive bladder in the United States." Complete with the I NEED TO GO NOW! travel card. (PDF file)

Contagious Media Experiments. How many have you seen?

BBS: The Documentary has shipped! Jason Scott's epic film is complete. Previously discussed here.

Curious George: Career Marketing Services = Scam? I'm looking to make a switcheroo, and need help, but don't want to get scammed... more inside

Grand Canyon Trip - I am going camping in the grand canyon next month and need some advice/help. more inside

Dream Anatomy Drawn mainly from the collections of the National Library of Medicine, Dream Anatomy shows off the anatomical imagination in some of its most astonishing incarnations, from 1500 to the present. more inside

TVGuardian is here to save the day! No more naughty words on the telly thanks to the Foul Language Filter. If you too, like Mary Lou Retton, are fed up with profanity in today's entertainment, don't forget to sign the petition! more inside

My friends in Battle Creek, Michigan, are going to be SO pissed. Apparently, some theological scholars now believe that the Number of the Beast (from Scripture) has been misinterpreted for centuries. Maybe we need to change the Michigan area code to 666? -via Disinfotainmenttoday.com. more inside

Sarcasm Detector: Some Monkeys may have an underdeveloped prefrontal lobe. more inside

Unidentified Google Objects First there was this one. And then they found more evidence. What are they? We still don't know, but something is out there. [insert spooky music]

R.E.V.E.L.A.T.I.O.N. is, um, "a groundbreaking work consisting of hundreds and hundreds of diverse acrostics dealing with hundreds and hundreds of diverse aspects of life-and-beyond, all arranged in a quasi-topical manner." Huh?