Taking it from the pony (NSFW). I accidentally found this while searching Google Images for ponies. I've seen hentai before, but it looks like this artist has crafted one of the oddest niches I've ever seen.

"Do you think of America everyday but have no place to express your America? USA101.com will be where your America would start from now on." There's an FAQ (everything from "What should I wear to a dance?" to "Do Americans spank children as a method of discipline?") and don't miss the "Most American Image Contest." I'd like to nominate this for Most Frightening Web Site of 2004.

Excuse me, but didn't your cat die? We’re one step closer to cloning monkeys: Introducing (or rather, re-introducing) Little Nicky. If you really really really love your pet, try Genetic Savings and Clone. Makes a great stocking stuffer. more inside

"I have no idea how you detect the naked," says party councilman Rodriguez. Mexico, which is not an Asian country, has installed a law that bans nudity in private places.

Plagiarizing the Fockers? Compare this review with this review. more inside

Adventurous George Is a Monkey Adventurer You? I can't find the original KoL thread and fear it might be lost to the great purge of '04. more inside

Help solve a photo album mystery Construction workers in Seattle's Rainier Valley neighborhood found an album full of photos documenting 40 years of a woman's life. There's even a name in the album, but she cannot be located in spite of the construction company's efforts. Perhaps you would recognize her?

George W. Bush apparently is wearing a medical device

Treadmilling in the sand traps Introducing SHOT ONLINE, the first MMORPG to model the pulse-pounding excitement of professional golf. more inside

Christmas With The Kranks: Say Peace On Earth and Good Will Toward Men with a "Mission Accomplished" pen, a Santa Bush ornament, some nice infant hatewear or even a Zell Miller thong. Yes, some items are a little, you know, so please think of the children. And yes, they take Visa.

A patent for an invention which automatically detects when a lightbulb is blown, removes it and replaces it. Not explained: How the lightbulb is meant to emit light with an enormous machine completely surrounding it.

"Catcher in the Rye" is catching heat - again Mother objects, deliberation ensues. more inside

Monkey holiday cheer! "Mr Monkey would like it to be known that certain people prevent him wearing his excellent Christmas hat as often as he would like, and he wishes it could be Christmas every day. Mr Monkey has been listening to supermarket muzak too much." more inside

Pubic Stencils - Yes, I wrote Pubic Stencils. more inside

spamgraffiti. Online installations created from email spam by artist David Chien. Constantly changing as more spam arrives to various email addresses, Chien documents our virtual liter as part of his Virtual Artist Residency with online art journal Glasstire.

Monkeyfilter to be outsourced

Bush Monkey Picture Too good not to post. more inside

The music of pi will convert the first 10,000 digits of pi (3.14159...) into music, based on starting notes of your choosing. From fuyugare's comment here.

The Graphing Calculator Story [It's about a piece of math software but not boring at all]

Relief Riders International "is a humanitarian-based, adventure travel company that organizes horseback journeys through breathtaking areas in developing countries around the world." Or, more precisely, "15 riders will embark on a 15-day journey to 5 remote villages in rural Rajasthan. The caravan will be led by our skilled support team, and will include 8