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October 23, 2004
Biologists come close to cloning primates.
We will create a grand army of the Monkey Republic to counter the increasing threat from the Humans.
18 years ago
Republic? I thought this was a monarchy with that Monkey King guy as head o' state. But seriously though I don't think humans pose any kind of long-term threat. That's just fear-monkey-ering.
Heh, heh, don't forget this storage facility with the barrels of toxic banana peels I've been saving. Plot, of COURSE there is no plot.
Never! The Spirit of Monkey is irrepressable! Besides, monkeys are born contrarians. We don't form armies, we fling poo as individuals, as the fancy seizes us! Whenever there's a worthy target! Heh. Ready, fire, aim!
(Although dog-piling happens, 'tis of brief duration.)
In the world before Monkey, primal chaos reigned. Heaven sought order, but the phoenix can fly only when it's feathers are grown.
Aristotle refered to Monkey as the Prime Flinger.
Squeezing Out Monkey Clones