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September 08, 2004

E-L-E-P-H-A-N-T-S Elephants, lovely elephants! Put heavy anthropomorphic nonsense to shame. Every lumbering elephantine pachaderm has a noticable trunk seperation. Enough lame elephant posts! Has anyone noticed this silliness? Extroverted, lusty elephants play harmonicas and never tootle saxophones. Electric Light Elephants play haphazardly, are no talent screwballs. European lowland elephants prance happily around tolerant Switzerland. Elephants like enthusiastic parades, harmonicas and nas, tempting silliness. Every little elephant prefers having aligators nearby than skunks. Elegant ladies eating pods harness a nimbose, teleportation syrup. Easy loving elk prowl, horny and needing to screw. Elephants: loathsome ending. Police hang a nordic, techno songstress. E-L-E-P-H-A-N-T-S Everybody likes extreme political harassment against neoconservative trolls, seriously! more inside
Iguana emergencies.
Planet Dan's Senior Photo Collection, Vol. 1 We start with the classic hand on chin pose. Not horrible, considering what is to come, and who doesn't want to be forever remembered as being uncomfortably unnatural looking?
Get a japanese boyfriend. Perhaps you'd rather a geek ? Maybe Ambrose is beginning to look an attractive option.
Kitty Kelley's book says Bush took cocaine at Camp David Allegations of values and true moral leadership. more inside
Jailhouse Blog Blog written by British prisoner of Sheriff Joe Arpaio in Maricopa County Jail. If Abu Ghraib was like this, there'd be an outcry.
From the National Journal's "Last Call" Suggested "SNL" skit: Bush, as Bluto: "Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when Saddam Hussein bombed the Twin Towers? Hell no!" Otter: "Saddam Hussein?" Boon: "Forget it, he's rolling." [nothing inside]
A rather lame study into IQ changes after having children. Basically, parents lose IQ points after having kids, and are incapable of thinking objectively about the special talents of their child. Uh huh. more inside
Curious George: When preparing to write with a pencil (the old-fashioned kind that needs to be sharpened, as opposed to an automatic one), why do some people lick the tips of the pencil lead?
Art with a Capital "F"
What Drove Divergence Of Humans From Chimpanzees?
Save Bernd! "I swear by God, I will have this lovely rabbit for New Year's Eve Dinner if my account doesn't show a balance of at least 1'000'000 € by latest 31st Dec 2004 !" At least he's not begging for a new set of breasts.
The Photography of Yann Arthus-Bertrand.

September 07, 2004

Batman is dead, Superman and Wonderwoman turn to the dark side, Commissioner Gordon is a sell out and Gotham has gone to shait...only one man wants to know why, Dick Grayson (a.k.a Robin). Find out what happens in this indie film that's not quite a film, but a preview of a Movie that may never exist. Cool! (greetings from Warrior)
Iraq Coaltion Casualties List US Casualties in September have just hit 22, bringing the total US killed since the start of combat to one thousand (1000). Including ally deaths, this number is 1131. And, you can throw in 150 contractors killed or missing in Iraq. Not to mention the 10K plus iraqi deaths, by my math, the US is on a 1/10 casualty ratio.
New Personality Test? Researchers have determined that women's personalities are apparently dictated by the shape of their pubic hair. And you thought phrenology was wacky!
Star Trek MMPG Our secret geeky dreams have, at long last, been answered. more inside
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker voted favorite screen scientists. Kind of hard to argue with that conclusion. Spock was second, and Drs. Who and Strangelove also made the list. Surprisingly. Dana Scully only came in 6th, probably because of that first season color scheme. (She's an Autumn, not an Earth!) So who's your favorite TV/Movie Scientist?
Historians vs. George W. Bush From the article: "Although his approval ratings have slipped somewhat in recent weeks, President George W. Bush still enjoys the overall support of nearly half of the American people. He does not, however, fare nearly so well among professional historians. A recent informal, unscientific survey of historians conducted at my suggestion by George Mason University’s History News Network found that eight in ten historians responding rate the current presidency an overall failure."
"Hi, I'm Hamlet. Welcome to my life. It
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