Tired of the same-old political parties? Why not give The Personal Choice Party a chance? Tackling such huge issues as polygamy, hemp, and meme propogation, Presidential candidate Charles Jay and his running mate, The Babe Ruth of Adult Films, Marilyn Chambers are looking to knock the rocks off the status quo at a County Fair or Gun Show near you.

Milkmen Fathers Who Breastfeed. Anecdotal evidence is of no scientific worth, but let's hear monkey anecdotes about this fascinating though weird phenomenon anyway.

An A-list you might not want to make. Bill Maher: Incredible horndog; would diddle the alligators if they drained the pond. Gwyneth Paltrow: Snotty, pompous chain-smoking toothpick. Bill Gates: Has this thing where he rocks uncontrollably in his chair. Alanis Morrissette: Has a fetish for painting mens' tonails. [Geocities page, link noticed in a recent thread at Mefi.]

The Fredrick Douglass Papers Online
Brand new. Via the NYTimes.

Will Ferrell: A Message from White House West Fantastic parody featuring Will Ferrell as George W. Bush.. In Quicktime and Win Media formats

Big Wave The yeti is back and still after penguins. Previous yeti posts here and here.

Pleasure Boat Captains For Truth has been formed to counter the deliberate misrepresentation of George W. Bush's drinking record. We seek to portray him as he was, and still is: a "lightweight." (4mbQuicktime) more inside

Curious George - Which of my daughers are mo hotta? Ok kids, now is the time for a bit of irreverence about W and his campaign's putting the Bushettes on display. Which one is the foxier republican Barbie Doll? I vote for the brunette.

Curious George What do you use as a p2p filesharing application? more inside

Ukes of Hazzard **Warning** will be unable to remove from head for days and days. via The Schmoopdeck

Identity Theft - This excerpt from Bob Sullivan's My Evil Twin has me reeling in amazement at how easy it was, and still is, to successfully perpetrate identity fraud upon Americans of all walks of life--from the rich to the poor, no one is safe from the gleamy-eyed clutches of the Ragged Company.

Aerorider

Aerorider primarily meant for commuting. Aerodynamic bodywork protects from wind and rain. Easy to maintain speed without perspiring. Time efficient, easy and comfortable way to improve your fitness.

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Kelsey Grammer gets a boy. This is his second child by his third wife, through his second surrogate mother. Though some wonder why the surrogate? more inside

Where are Nostril's Socks? And what about teh 'tools's pants?

Curious George: photoshop color problem (.jpg) more inside

Young George W Bush Turns out we haven't "misunderestimated" him.

Curious George: Where are my <strike>socks</strike> pants? Have you seen them? Nostril? more inside

Curious George: Where Are My Socks? I used to have, it seems only a short while ago, many pairs of socks. I look in my sock drawer now and find one old navy sock and a white gym sock that doesn't even belong to me. And my lucky pair of green socks are missing. Where are they? Only Monkeyfilter can help. more inside

Apparently, Buddhists enjoy drinking pee (urine). A secret buried deep in the just-now-translated pee-drinking sutra reveals that drinking pee can be good for your health - or so says a Thai academic! All those claiming to be boddhisatva must now forever stand on the threshold of enlightenment until all suffering in man or beast is alleviated with splishy splashety urine. Finally, my question has been answered.

Zell Goes Nuts. Zell Miller, a lifelong "Democrat" gives the keynote speech at the RNC and basically calls Kerry a homosexual communist child-molester. Then he gets a bit nutty with the host of "Hardball". Discuss. more inside