April 10, 2005

The Sasquatch Information Society and the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization. Each group has a sightings database.

and as previously discussed on MoFi, here's the Saquatch Militia from the Republic of Cascadia.

posted by the_bone 19 years ago
  • ahem
  • Interesting. I really have to believe in Bigfeet, because they're so endearing and elusive. They just seem to tramp harmlessly around, trying to stay out of people's way. Would that we could all be like that. Good links, I will take a closer look. Oh and Argh, nice picture, but I couldn't see your face! :)
  • The Sasquatch militia? The first i ever heard about it! Oh Sasquatch, why must you wield that salmon in anger?
  • Was that Snake with Big feet? No?
  • "Sasquatch" hair to have its DNA tested. I dunno, kinda looks like a tuft of pubes to me
  • Well, it's obviously a myth. What self-respecting Sasquatch is going to let you get close enough to pull out a handful of pubes, anyway? Never happen.
  • It's a Bison. *snap!*
  • large and hairy trampling through an Alaskan barbecue it left a footprint on the ground and its thrashing in the bushes made a largish sort of sound but it wasn't a sasquatch it wasn't a yeti just a bison searching for baked beans or possibly spaghetti
  • You know in the heard There's the newsjunkie bison He's gotten the word Of those hairs, how they sliced 'em He passed it around And they started to teasin' That poor sampled guy Nicknamed "Bigfoot" this season
  • Fuck off.
  • Three gentlemen watched From up high in a tall oak tree Almost sasquatched Near the Joliet penitentiary Hey, what are ye doin' there You with the uncombed hair Bigger than a grizzly bear Flippin' the bird at me?
  • It just goes to show if you think What you know You'll give up almost all To join in the long haul And Search yon for bigfooted Hombres with hairsuits and B.O. for days And you'll climb trees and linger ~ But you'll just get the finger.
  • Does sasquatch rhyme with scotch? Or with boobyhatch? B'gosh, we find this as tricky as saying Bashi.
  • Bullshit!
  • Only BFRO bought P&T's fake.
  • Which is sad, because along with their package-tours they sell to Bigfoot tourists, it's pretty much killed their credibility.
  • But surely as the founder of your own religion you know that believers don't care that much about perceived credibility. A small trifle. No matter. Besides, there's that Canada video.
  • My religion is totally credible..
  • I'll be the judge of that. What role does Bigfoot play in the religion?
  • None. But I can come up with something overnight. Got any preferences? Paranormal Bigfoot? UFO Bigfoot? I can work him in there somewhere. We already have Uggboots.
  • Sacred Uggboots worn by sexy chicks are a big deal in my religion. Wanna join?
  • there should be a way to combine mukluks and big foot.
  • A telepathic bigfoot who summons Uggboot chicks in a sort of revelatory dance party deal would be utmost. I'd be up for that. Or, y'know, down with it. Whichever. I'm not exactly knowledgable on the scriptures yet.
  • You would dig it.