January 02, 2004
The Republic of Cascadia ... and their elite Sasquatch Militia.
O to be one of those lads with an aluminium foil beanie!
If they let me move there and become a citizen I'm all for Cascadia. Do they accept the introduction of foreing species, like hmm ... monkeys? We can pass for midget sasquatchs.
Idaho cannot and will not allow a new powerful alliance on our western border. Sasquatch or no, we will, we must ready the potato cannons. If war it must be, then it shall be a war to end all wars. Only when our boundaries extend to the Pacific shall we be truely safe from the rampant un-usness of the Cascadians! To arms, to arms brave compatriots! Plenty of land in the new territories for a monkey to start a troop of his own. Ignore the natives, we'll give them blankets laced with SARS and introduce apple blight into their orchards.
Foreing species? Like golfers?
Also, I often lay awake at night shivering with the fear that one day soon British Columbians are going to oppress me.
Golfers are no foreing species. They are the product of a genetic disorder present commonly in doctors and retired basketball players.
What even prompts a person to post a comment to a thread that has not had a comment in almost sixteen months?
I don't know. A long memory? The "search" function?
My undying loyalty to the Sasquatch Militia.
It looks like the Sasquatch are going to have a cameo in a movie.
Homunculus's thread necromancing powers are not to be questioned. They are to be enjoyed, like a slice of blackberry pie.
Homunculus's thread necromancing powers are not to be questioned.
Not are my necrophilliac tendencies. It doesn't hurt anyone, dammit.
Speaking of Sasquatch warriors, can someone who has seen the digitally edited Star Wars IV DVD tell me if Chewbacca ever got his medal?
The Abominable Snowman
I've never seen an abominable snowman,
I'm hoping not to see one,
I'm also hoping, if I do,
That it will be a wee one.
-- Ogden Nash
Chewbacca may not have gotten his medal, but he did get his American citizenship.
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