January 02, 2004

The Republic of Cascadia ... and their elite Sasquatch Militia.
  • O to be one of those lads with an aluminium foil beanie!
  • If they let me move there and become a citizen I'm all for Cascadia. Do they accept the introduction of foreing species, like hmm ... monkeys? We can pass for midget sasquatchs.
  • Idaho cannot and will not allow a new powerful alliance on our western border. Sasquatch or no, we will, we must ready the potato cannons. If war it must be, then it shall be a war to end all wars. Only when our boundaries extend to the Pacific shall we be truely safe from the rampant un-usness of the Cascadians! To arms, to arms brave compatriots! Plenty of land in the new territories for a monkey to start a troop of his own. Ignore the natives, we'll give them blankets laced with SARS and introduce apple blight into their orchards.
  • Foreing species? Like golfers?
  • Also, I often lay awake at night shivering with the fear that one day soon British Columbians are going to oppress me.
  • Golfers are no foreing species. They are the product of a genetic disorder present commonly in doctors and retired basketball players.
  • What even prompts a person to post a comment to a thread that has not had a comment in almost sixteen months?
  • I don't know. A long memory? The "search" function?
  • My undying loyalty to the Sasquatch Militia.
  • It looks like the Sasquatch are going to have a cameo in a movie.
  • Homunculus's thread necromancing powers are not to be questioned. They are to be enjoyed, like a slice of blackberry pie.
  • Homunculus's thread necromancing powers are not to be questioned. Not are my necrophilliac tendencies. It doesn't hurt anyone, dammit.
  • Speaking of Sasquatch warriors, can someone who has seen the digitally edited Star Wars IV DVD tell me if Chewbacca ever got his medal?
  • The Abominable Snowman I've never seen an abominable snowman, I'm hoping not to see one, I'm also hoping, if I do, That it will be a wee one. -- Ogden Nash
  • Chewbacca may not have gotten his medal, but he did get his American citizenship.