November 13, 2004
Now THAT's a Posh dildo! David Beckham bought his wife, Victoria (Posh Spice...) a $1.8 million diamond encrusted vibrator. There are still nine left, buy one now!
(waited for the date to change so I didn't post twice in one day..)
Sorry... I, too, wanted the more inside tag to show up on the post (heh heh, heh heh). I promise this is my last body function replacement post... for a while anyway.
At least a day, anyway.
well, there is this sweet RoboDump post over on BoingBoing, but modesty prevents.
Diamonds and nice and all but a spinal cord stimulator is a girl's best friend.
Ouch?
"encrusted"
I guess diamonds really ARE a girl's best fri...AGH!
</shepherd's crook>
Does anyone remember the jewel encrusted butt plugs Mark Morford used to endorse in the Morning Fix?
One of the best ways to make money is to come up with some wildly expensive version of an ordinary product so that rich people will have another way of being able to show how rich they are.
Stringfellow?
Peter Stringfellow?
Oh, yeah. Classy, Dave. Real classy.
*retches, loses final remaining shred of respect for the Beckhams*
I thought all vibrators were encrusted, eventually.
Knickerbocker's the big winner!
Ahem. Look up about 11 or 12 comments, Alex.
(I implied the joke with the quotation marks)
Knickerbocker's the big winner!
I would think that Victoria Beckham comes out on top.
But she only comes when she's on top...
</laid>
Oh crap. Guess we the unwashed masses have to make do with cheaper alternatives.... (somewhat NSFW photos)
Yeah...Beckham bought it for his wife. Riiiight.
</wink>
I don't care what anyone says, I am sick, I tell you, sick with envy. Why, oh why, couldn't it have been meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee /sob:<
I don't care.....I love him
And to think that my ex-girlfriend was happy with a single carrot.
Carrots are excellent, but I find that cucumbers are less likely to break off.
I'll keep that in mind, bernockle. :-)
Monkeyfilter: we
lovelike vegetables.
Becks, on the other hand, uses a pig inseminator.
Becks is a pig inseminator.
homunculus wins.
Not sure if I can wait till Christmas... *taps feet, checks watch*
Quite interesting that some of the women look more like they were pushing a baby out, rather than, um... y'know.
Actually, it looks like Granny's the big winner.
I'd like to point out, as a member of the only country still using the English system of measurement (hint: not England), that the title of Zanshin's link is very very funny.
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