May 06, 2004

Protect your banana - This is a post of poo, but I really just had to. Carry on.

"Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Our unique, patented device allows for the safe transport and storage of individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas anytime, anywhere." Comes in fabulous colors too!

posted by Kimberly 20 years ago
  • this is funny.....ahhh glow in the dark, lovely
  • Tee hee. I'm glad I'm not the only one. I just love the color names.
  • that's an interesting, um ... shape.
  • if only they'd invent a double post guard!
  • Finally, a solution to the age old problem of damaged bananas. Now if only they'd make a juicer so I didn't have to smash my oranges against my forehead for a fresh glass of OJ.
  • Kimberly, I expect so much more from you! ;) Previously discussed here.
  • YAY! I double-posted! I'm part of the club! I searched for "Protect your bananas" and "banana guard". See what happens when you whippersnappers don't say obvious things in your posts? I blame mare. :D~
  • Now I just need to register "Kim_berly" or something to complete my initiation.
  • Mmmhhggg... got to... restrain myself from... postinggggg... this... "this bananaguard... does it vib..." /flagpole collapses on keyboard
  • This is like a triple post, maybe quadruple. If Monkeyfilter were a video game, the announcer would be all "MEGA-COMBO-POST".
  • If it is a quadruple post, I'm not saying it isn't--I've been scanning MoFi mostly for a couple months, and the search didn't come up with either "protect your banana" or "banana guard" then either search sucks, or people aren't being explicit enough. Once again, I place the blame entirely on others. I have proof. Look at my halo ---> 0 :)
  • hey, i heard there's this guy on ebay who's selling his ex-wife's wedding dress...
  • My question is, what about those people who like bruised bananas? Do we get a special nifty contraption that bruises our bananas? And if there is, where can I buy one?
  • restrains self ... too many jokes.... aaahhhh!!!
  • all your bannana gaurds are belong to us.
  • It's okay, Kimberly. The nature of monkey is irrepressible.
  • idea to prevent double posts: have a hidden keyword field associated with each post. on posting, the poster would have the chance to list some obvious search words associated with the post in the keyword field. this keyword field could be searched at any time... it just wouldn't appear on the front page with the post itself.
  • wadefuh's a banana sadist! eeeek!
  • DOUB.... Ah, neber mind. Let's take turns posting vague sexual innuendo and smart-ass remarks. Kimberly, here's your banana. LET THE POSTING BEGIN! psst psst Oh. It already has. That's a'right then. MonkeyFilter: Letting you enjoy perfect bananas, anytime, anywhere. Comes in fab colors, too.
  • According to new [lack of] policy, this double post is staying up. :)
  • I, for one, welcome our new multiposting, glow-in-the-dark banana case-promoting overlords.
  • The nature of monkey was irrepressible! Courtesy of the Great Banana
  • Can i bruise your banana?
  • Depends on what you are going to use to bruise my banana. Some bruisings are more acceptable than others... BlueHorse, that is a truly tragic photo. /Weezel wipes away a tear, tosses off a salute
  • Weezel, pray do tell which are the acceptable bruisings. Hmm, i think i'm going to change my user name to banana bruiser.
  • *picks up handful of poo in right, readys cockpunch with left RAMIX! Back away from the bananas!
  • HERE IS LINK! NOW HERE IS ME POOPING! EAT MY POOP! EAT IT! POOOOOOOP! with apologies to XQUZYPHYR Oh, and here's to unbruised bananas for everyone.
  • awww Bluehorse, why should i? Bruised bananas are the best kind!
  • Especially if you take them and make them into chocolate chip banana bread! Mmmmmm... Chocolate chip banana muffins are good, too.
  • what's the chemical composition for a banana? BaNa^2 HARHARHARHARHARHARHAR! But seriously, everthing's better once its been covered in plastic.
  • SideDish: You're just jealous because you're not Quidnunc's God any more :oP
  • This is the word of THE LORD. It is right to give her thanks and praise.
  • That "eat my poop" quote from xyahfoiaewhoaindfpaoidnf(silent q) made me laugh until I cried when I read the original thread. Hee.
  • If Monkeyfilter were a video game, the announcer would be all "MEGA-COMBO-POST". boo rUl3z! Kimberly, your Monkeybashi and I are very disappointed in you. What do you think would be a suitable punishment? Don't turn away from us young lady! holy crap do I love not being a kid
  • [*thinks carefully*] Why, I do believe I just happened to find me some tar here... Who is supplying the feathers? [*smirk*]
  • Pete: How about I have to eat a pound of chocolate and think about what I've done? Sarah: * snicker *
  • You'll eat *two* pounds of chocolate and like it, little Missy! And no thinking!
  • That's enough of this. Clear the area, NOW. No more loitering. CALL OUT THE BANANA GUARDS!
  • and once again...... I'M LATE TO BEING UN-WORSHIPPED. damn.
  • Crap post makes it to MeFi. Film in a few years. so where is SideDish now?
  • SideDish left a few months now. I tried to contact her telepathically, but my line of communication was blocked by an army of mutant kittens.
  • bees has now been missing for over two weeks. I am going to hold off on the search party for now.
  • reportedly El Bee, as he is known to some, should be returning shortly. *looks out the window*
  • I demand the immediate return of all wandering monkeys. *stamps foot*