April 19, 2004

For all monkeys who need to keep their bananas in good shape.
Fallic shape but SFW
posted by mare 20 years ago
  • I got $5 right now that says that less than 5% of these ever see an actual banana.
  • phabulous!
  • It's amazing how NSFW something like that can look. I can just imagine a co-worker staring from a distance... Otherwise, that is the silliest invention I've seen in a while.
  • Oh, my. Just imagine the looks on your co-workers/classmates faces when you pull one of these babies out of your lunch box. "Hey, it's just my banana!"
  • ...And I'm So Happy To See It!"
  • But would it really fit all bananas? I'm really missing bananas right now - they were my favorite fruit growing up, but a few years ago they started giving me stomach aches, and now I don't dare eat them. :(
  • I can just imagine attaching straps on that thing and hanging it from my shoulder! Why would one need a glow-in-the-dark model? For a late-night snack?
  • EVERY Monkey needs one! If I win the lottery, I'm going to order them in bulk and have them imprinted with the Monkeyfilter logo. Then I'm going to spend my time going from meetup to meetup and handing them out to all the members. Oh, wait. Does this mean I should buy lottery tickets? 'Cause I generally don't bother.
  • I can just imagine attaching straps on that thing and hanging it from my shoulder! that was good for an explosive laugh. i pictured thick backpack straps, leading back to a tiny plastic banana. gold. pure gold.
  • Glow-in-the-dark model: Useful for scattering along a trail in case you have to backtrack suddenly at night. [As for example, while escaping through Dark Unchanted* Forest from a monkey-eating Witch's banana-and-berry-studded cottage.] Run, monkey, run! /*courtesy Hank the Cowdog, the only Texan I have any respect for these days
  • Absolutely brill. We really should get these as mementos of a monkeymeetup.
  • We should get them before a monkeymeetup. That way we can just converge on the location and know each other instantly. *frenetically waves banana-holder in Ravishing Red*
  • i'm with jb. bananas are far too, um, differently shaped and sized to fit into one container. so i'm going with "this is a satire site" before i feel stupid for not knowing this is a satire site. heh.
  • New & Improved! Banana Bunker
  • oooooo - buy one now!
  • Ribbed for her pleasure! I predict no fewer than three FPPs about this.
  • I put on a wedding dress and threw mine down a hole.
  • There is something compellingly pornographic about those things.
  • Yay! Someone just gave me a Brilliant Blue. Woo hoo!
  • Us monkeys keeps our bananas on the tree
  • does it work, fish tick?
  • For which?
  • for . . y'know
  • I must admit that I do not currently have the relevant object at hand. Hoping to find one on the weekend, though.