Monkey brains use web link to control robot legs more inside

RIP Buck Owens More than Hee-Haw, more than "Act Naturally." Discovered his music a couple years ago and have been a die-hard fan ever since. Goodbye ol' pal.

Curious George: How to unload unneeded hotel reservations? Is there a good way to find someone who may need hotel reservations in Indianapolis for the Final Four? more inside

Subgenius custody case takes ugly turn. Widely discussed elsewhere last month, Rachel Bevilacqua lost custody of her child when the judge in her custody case saw pictures of her at the Church of the Subgenius' X-Day celebrations. The case has taken an ugly turn: Rachel has been (verbally) ordered by the judge to cease discussing the case on the internet. more inside

Perhaps the nastiest roommate tale ever. Disgusting photographs at bottom of story. Perhaps she was competing.

And I missed it. Please tell me someone can find a picture of this guy and any opponent(s) sumo wrestling in Times Square on 12/22.

How to Hunt Deer with a 12 pound Howitzer Cannon

CG: Mac Mystery Excel Bell? I'm temping at a design shop that uses Macs (OS 9 on this one) and I cannot for the life of me figure out where a random bell noise is coming from. more inside

8X-day is almost here, the eighth anniversary of July 5, 1998 when the pleasure saucers were due to arrive and take Reverend Ivan Stang and the Church of the Subgenius members away. Visions, freaks and enlightenment, or something like it. more inside

Fear The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The logical extension of teaching Intelligent Design. via BB more inside

CG: Breaking into voice acting? Any monkeys with experience in this arena? more inside

Wireless George My wireless network is on the fritz and I can't figure it out. Help! more inside

CBS News: Men Are Scum A report on tonight's CBS Evening News discussed progress toward a male birth-control pill which involves studying algae. The female reporter compared men to pond scum, and included women saying they didn't trust men to actually take such a pill. more inside

Christopher X Brodeur a "professional pain in the ass," is about to announce his mayoral candidacy. He's got 100 ideas ranging from free subways to repopularizing murphy beds... and he just got himself arrested for harrassing the mayor's office. Via Gawker. more inside

These girls pose a grave and gathering threat -- to your pants. "Flag-Waving, Bible-Thumping Babes Are Waiting For You To Help Them Spread Freedom" -- call or listen online. more inside

Curious George: Favorite Meat Methods? So I got a bunch of steaks for Xmas, and I'm wondering what monkeys recommend for methods of cooking big hunks of meat. Not those hunks, these hunks. more inside

A strange streak was captured on film in Australia. I was all set to call it a film imperfection until I noticed the flash. What is it?

Russ Meyer, 1922-2004 The king of sexploitation is no more.

Pleasure Boat Captains For Truth has been formed to counter the deliberate misrepresentation of George W. Bush's drinking record. We seek to portray him as he was, and still is: a "lightweight." (4mbQuicktime) more inside

What's your favorite conspiracy? After this earlier post I got to thinking about conspiracies in general, and their entertainment value. more inside