Curious George: another webhosting question I searched the other threads, but none of them quite addressed my isssue. I work for a small nonprofit in the midst of a growth spurt and we desperately need to change our web/e-mail hosting service. Currently we're using Readyhosting, which has crappy customer service and the e-mail server frequently goes down, as they don't seem to have any backup servers. more inside

I leave my friends alone for one New Year's Eve and this is what they do. I suppose that's what I get for being friends with people who belong in Pyromaniacs Anonymous. more inside

Curious George: Movin' over to Macs My SO just got the new imac G5 and, thinking I'm computer-savvy, asked me to set it up for him. I have used Macs, but am by no means an expert. Luckily, some of you monkeys are. more inside

Diet not working? Maybe you need a dog. Man's best friend is also man's best diet buddy. more inside

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Stop Garden Slavery Free the gnomes! Is your neighbor holding a gnome hostage? Save him or her and send your appreciative friend to the Gnome Sanctuary. more inside

Bush can Spell? Sounds like a Bush idea to me... more inside

post at your own risk 22 reasons (and counting) why you shouldn't post your picture on the internet. more inside

51% Bush and 49% Kerry makes... more inside

coke get's rid of pests Well, at least the pesticides in Coke and Pepsi are good for something. What pests would you use these fizzy drinks to get rid of?

testicle-eating cat haunts Kenya and other stories (subscription required to view the entire article) more inside

eminem promotes gansta voting In other news, there's been a surge in the sale of black hoodies as younun's prepare to vote or face the wrath of P. Diddy and Hillary Clinton.

Fake Terrorism? A room covered in blue construction paper, a headscarf, and a pirated copy of FinalCut Pro are all you need and you, too, can be a terrorist. more inside

Craig's List goes global Craig's List: better than puppies

e-petitions Is anyone else's inbox being bombarded with e-petitions like this? I get them all the time and wonder if they ever accomplish anything. Furthermore, when they ask you to send every 10th signature to president@whitehouse.gov, who actually reads it?