In "They just don't work."

Aww, man. ::removes hat::

In "I leave my friends alone for one New Year's Eve and this is what they do."

Actually, only one of them wore safety goggles. Ironically, he's the only one that got hit in the face.

In "Curious George: Short story writers"

Kurt Vonnegut

In "2001 Explained"

Great, now is there a sight that explains shy I should sit through Barry Lyndon?

In "Inquisitive Imp: Pornography Club."

Actually, there is a lot of discourse out there about porn, whether talking about the structure of the films themselves or the societal implications. Is your club going to be academic at all? If so, I recommend pretty much anything by Chris Straayer, specifically Devient Eyes, Devient Bodies. I took a class on pornography from her and it was very good. Additionally, Toby Miller's Sportsex takes a more social prospective on mostly queer erotica (although I think it's also a valid point for heterosexual erotica) and why certain images provoke certain reactions. Hmm, maybe I'm just way overpromoting my teachers... and I'm not even in school anymore. I also wrote a paper on porn (well, on the body genres, which includes porn) if you want a post-modern perspective... Of course, if you just want to watch porn movies, party on and pass the chicken.

In "Curious George: Movin' over to Macs"

Thanks guys, very helpful. /happy monkey

In "Saving Lives...Rewarding Teens...Providing Peace of Mind?"

Does this lower car insurance in anyway? Because that would be my only motivation for participating. Well, and the GPS system just sounds fun. Big mother is watching you...

In "Mysterious George"

Did we learn all these tricks from movies (ahem The Godfather)? Who says violence on film and TV is a bad thing.

In "Computer Gurus: Please Hope Me!"

First: Compaq laptop There's your problem. In my experience, Compaqs seem to last about 2 or 3 years before there is a mysterious explosion/crash type thing. Of course, most of my experience is with the desktops, so I could be mistaken. If you can recover your memory, you may want to consider just getting a new system, since most places I know of will charge you over $100 just to look at the computer.

In "Mothers Against Video Game Addiction and Violence"

Just out of curiosity, when Mario Bros. came out, was there an increase in the tendency of children to jump on people's heads?

In "I Know Where Bruce Lee Lives!"

yes you do, shut up and fight!

In "Diet not working? Maybe you need a dog."

Monkeyfilter: the future of pharmeceuticals

In "I Know Where Bruce Lee Lives!"

I typed in my report, it sounds much better this way.

In "Tell people about the leaks in your new home. Get sued."

One more reason to actually read the contract before you sign it.

In "Lassie—Get the Oncologist!"

is there anything dogs can't do? You have to wonder why humans are the dominant species.

In "Curious George - Word Query:"

discourse

In "How to torture telemarketers."

things like that make me wish I had a landline

In "too good for the girls? take a class on how to get laid"

Here's the website in case you want to sign up...

In "Missing Link?"

I always thought the "missing link" was a monkey with an opposable thumb...

In "Metafilter has turned on signups for new users."

I'm still here, cynnbad, although I really wish you'd turn the lights back on. Okay, who's poking me?

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