Free Bike Clinic on Sunday for all Monkeys and MeFites. Need your chain cleaned? Have a flat tire? Want to learn to adjust your brakes? Come on out and get a free tune-up, pitch in your own skills with repairs, or just hang out. Full details at the MeTa link.

Baywatch gone awry. Pamela Anderson is famous for playing a lifeguard on television, but, at the site of a recent family ceremony, her bodyguards forcibly dunked an attendee in the ocean Wha..? Okay. He wasn't an invited attendee. It was Borat. And okay. He had just emerged from the ocean in leather pants and cap, atop an inflatable turtle, and tackled her. But still!