October 07, 2005

Nicole (as in Kidman) traverses oceans just for a shag.

May 13, 2005

Oh dear! Dearest Darling Nostrildamus, you know i love you and all...and i'm not trying to break your heart...but i just had to share!

May 02, 2005

Teach-yourself computing for kids Pardon the link to a news site, but i found this story very interesting and wanted to share.

April 19, 2005

Remember the joke about the ring around Uranus? Well apparently now you can get rid of the ugly stains....! Flabberwhelmed by this post i went asearching to edumacate maself. And then i found this. Mama mia!

April 08, 2005

Say hi to Duck Cheney. Alan Greenspan, mebbe you'd better start looking for another job soon.

April 07, 2005

'Me eat less cookies,' says Cookie Monster Oh dear...the apocalpyse is nigh!

March 11, 2005

Boy who raped teacher given life. Not to be confused with Teacher who raped boy given 7.5yrs.

January 20, 2005

Just wanted y'all to know i possess a fine mathowie. A very fine mathowie i might add. In fact, my mathowie's hot!!! It's so hot it's actually on fire!!

November 20, 2004

According to Hobbes "in the state of nature, man is nasty, BRITISH and short. Ahem...!!! More interesting "facts" can be found here.

November 07, 2004

Murderous George!!! Ramix is sad! Ramix did a bad bad thing and is beside herself! Ramix ran over and squished a cat. Bad bad Ramix! The cat is dead and Ramix can't handle it because Ramix is a cat lover who has two cats of her own! Question: what do i do next? The cat wasn't wearing a collar and it doesn't look like any of the neighborhood kitties. It however doesn't look like a stray because it was rather plump. Some poor owner is beside him/herself i'm sure, but i dont know who...and even if i did, i don't think i have the guts to tell on myself. But God/allah/the toothfairy knows i am hating myself big time right about now and don't know what to do. Any suggestions on how to get through the guilt, and also how much effort should i expend in looking for the owner? Go door to door? And if i find the owner, what do i do? Offer money? Sacrifice my first born son (when i finally get round to having one)? Give up one of my kitties in return? Hope me pleeze!!!

October 20, 2004

Do not jerk off with icy hot!!! Self explanatory!!!

September 30, 2004

I welcome our new bear overlords: First they came for my beer and i did not complain... Now they come for my chocolate and by Toutatis, i'm mad!

September 17, 2004

Aww...isn't he a darling? Seeing that it's Friday afternoon and i'm bored shitless, i thought i'd while away the afternoon by sharing with you baby pictures of my fellow mofites Tracicle Quidnunc Shotsy Nostrildamus BlueHorse Quonset/Quonsar Pete_best F8xmulder and Rogerd [more inside] more inside

September 09, 2004

NSFW!!! The site's in German i think...but words are redundant - the pictures tell the whole story!! i can't get over the cricket jumper!

September 01, 2004

First they came for the nailclippers and i did not complain, then they came for tweezers and i did not complain... But i'll be buggered if i let them take this away from me!

August 27, 2004

Curious George: Metalmouth *I'm almost embarrassed to ask, but i'll ask anyways* Adults and braces and dating and intimacy... I've been wearing braces for about 6 months now, and i'm extremely self conscious. I realise i've stopped smiling and tend to cover my mouth with my hand quite a bit when i talk. I also realise that i havent been on a date since i started wearing braces. Any correlation? Are men put off by braces? And a second question in the same vein. Can one kiss properly with braces? As for "plo chops" i sincerely doubt any man would want his ding dong near my choppers unless he wants to be (re)circumcised. But i'll ask anyways. Have any of u males dared brave a metal mouth bj? Is it even possible?

August 19, 2004

When monkeys attack! Shame on you monkeys! Now fess up. Was it the surlyboi gang, or the BBS brigade that was responsible for this state of affairs?

July 20, 2004

See Otto Run...er Swim...er... Its amusing... Warning, Flash!

July 13, 2004

Energy-Efficient ? Pros: Energy Efficient, cheap, appropriate use of available resources, easy to maintain, no need for expensive siren - a "moo" suffices, Cons: well... On one hand i'm tickled by the whole idea, BUT it saddens me to think that people still dont have access to basic health care in parts of the world while others bitch about how HMOs are teh sux0rs. In developing countries, healthcare is not a basic human right, it's a luxury available to only the rich. Yes most developing countries are full of corrupt politicians that divert much needed funds and aid for their personal gain, but try explaining that to a mother watching her child die of malaria with no access to healthcare. Sometimes i hate the world we live in!!

June 30, 2004

See Bill's Blog... Found this at the other filter...(you know, the blue one.) I'm like "naah, it can't be real"...then i'm like "no way this is real"...then i'm like WTF?!! Someone please tell me it isn't real! yeah, i know i'm gullible...