June 13, 2004
April 28, 2004
don't make me call the security-blimp, buster...
"For Akron, it's a very emotional thing."
newsfilter, i know, but it's just too surreal...
"For Akron, it's a very emotional thing."
newsfilter, i know, but it's just too surreal...
April 24, 2004
the smoking freedom of yesterday with the smoking technology of tomorrow
Using the latest Nicological technology, the Nicosphere 3000 offers a discreet smoking environment for its user. The system has six smoking programmes, all designed to fit your busy lifestyle and has been ergonomically designed to fit either the male or female torso.
March 14, 2004
March 13, 2004
The Teachings of L. Ron Hoover: Welcome To The First Church of Appliantology
"Stunned by JOE's command of it's native tongue, a gleaming model XQJ-37 nuclear powered Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker named SY BORG spindles over to JOE and says... 'Pick me...I'm clean... I am also programmed for conversational English.'"
March 03, 2004
dogster.com - where every dog has a web page
Cubby, Pomeranian Nicknames: Cubster Likes: Human Food, Tummy Rubs Pet-Peeves: Snow, cold weather, baths, dog food Favorite Toy: Rattle, Stuffed Animals Favorite Food: Peanut Butter, Steak, Chicken, Carrots, Celery
Cubby, Pomeranian Nicknames: Cubster Likes: Human Food, Tummy Rubs Pet-Peeves: Snow, cold weather, baths, dog food Favorite Toy: Rattle, Stuffed Animals Favorite Food: Peanut Butter, Steak, Chicken, Carrots, Celery