In "CIA Was Wrong"

quons(ar, et): whipping out the linguistic nunchaku since 2000.

In "Is anyone really surprised?"

after we eat we'll go out and get us some plo chops!

In "Setting the tone"

only six? what a pussy!

In "Will Ted Nugent run for the Senate?"

nugent is an endlessly self-promoting doofus. i've followed his career since the late 1960's when we used to go watch him play at the local roller rink. he's still spouting the same old spiel, and if ever there was someone who could have benefitted from a bit of drug abuse, he's it.

In "Chidren Abused At Abu Ghraib"

i await my chance to throw cold water all over jenna bush, drive her through northern canada, cover her in pig feces, and show her to her father, on whom other interrogation techniques will have been tried. but i'm a bush hater ya know...

In "Free in every bottle of Miller Lite - a Dead Mouse"

this mouse, is it GPS-equipped?

In "Things That Don't Exist"

no, i've definitely been to september 33rd before. it's a real place.

In "The Fahrenheit 9/11 backlash?"

Fahrenheit 9/11 is a sinister exercise in moral frivolity, crudely disguised as an exercise in seriousness. *wrinkles brow, tries to think of a movie that isn't, fails.

In "Giant Playable Guitars!"

just a sec while i put in my giant pickin' dentures.

In "Dave Winer Shut Down 3,000 Bloggers Without Warning"

*pops out of hole in internet, waves at flashboy*

In "Mondegreens!"

'scuse me, while i kiss this guy.

In "Black People Love Us!"

fo shiz.

In "[More Inside]"

quack.

hee hee!

In "Take your places at the starting gate..."

Yeah, where's Quonsar the hizzie lately? that's 'huzzle' to you, kind sir.

In ""What we need to do is to help in the cause of, ah, downfall of California,""

Lindh was wrapped up in ideology - he was the classical villain with a plan. These employees are more like the average person on the street... exactly. average persons, wrapped in american capitalist ideology, entrepreneurs, um no, businessmen, um no, villains with a business plan.

In "Japanese TV Ads"

Your boss won't see. the logging proxy server, however, sees all.

In "Undercover Air Marshalls don't really blend well."

a fellow passenger coming down the aisle suddenly boomed out, "Oh, I see we have air marshals on board!" and he's not in guantanamo by now?

In "Talking presents!"

my brother has one of these.

In "Bush Approval Rating at 41%"

Where is Lee Harvey Oswald when you need him? hey! you stole that from me!!!! i see mefi has taken it's semi-hourly nap in the outhouse, so i can't bolster my claim with a link. metafilter sure sucks these days. if i was mathowie, i'd be ashamed.

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