ipod socks: The fads never end for this ubiquitous toy.

Curious George; NJ Meetup Reminder: Saturday evening, November 6, 2004 in New Jersey. [m.i.]

Curious George: NJ Meet-up Fever! New Jersey MeFi/MoFi Meet-up invitation for Saturday, November 6, 2004. [MI]

Celebrity Conceit: In the spirit of Melanie Griffith, Star Jones is the latest personality to pervert her own website.

A vote for Kerry is a vote for boobies: "Alexandra Kerry, daughter of John Kerry, left movie fans gasping at the Cannes Film Festival in her daring see-through dress." (All links NSFW, as they show thinly-veiled breasts.)

I love ewe: Very NSFW.

80's Tarot cards: Beginning with Ferris Bueller (The Fool), and ending with Wang Chung (The Ten of Pentacles). Robert Smith is Death.

Bad Scrabble: "The following pages are real, unmanipulated examples of Scrabble-tile-chooosing ineptitude, hands so mind-bogglingly unfair in their horribleness that pictures just had to be taken."

Uslu Airlines: Witness the make-up revolution. New York-based makeup artist Feride Uslu has introduced a new technique of applying make-up: pour the colors into a graphic artist's airbrushing machine, and then spray it onto skin in a fine mist. For an initial fee of $800 USD (refills and new colors are additional), you could possibly look like this. Knock-offs have already saturated the market.

Brown does Potter: Ian Brown, former Stone Roses' singer joins the cast of the 4th Harry Potter film, "playing a wizard with gold teeth."

House Gymnastics: "Step-by-Step" guides for walking on the ceiling. (Previously seen on the internet: Freestyle Wheelbarrowing and Freestyle Walking).

nachtmusik redux: Following up on an earlier preoccupation: a sublime 360 view of twinkling Paris.

Miss Digital World: "The first online beauty competition, for the most beautiful and glamerous models made using the most advanced 3D graphic tools. Miss Digital World will take place on the internet in a three-dimensional environment. All the contestants will parade along a virtual catwalk, and - of course - there will be a virtual presenter and guests who will help to create the atmosphere of a beauty contest. The model who, at the end of the preliminary rounds, has the highest number of votes from net users, will be crowned on the site in a breathtaking, tear-jerking ceremony." (Teaser)

Draw Your Boss: The horrors of ms paint and a passive-aggressive hatred of your supervisor.

Eine Kleine Nachtmusik

Chester Molester "After a lengthy legal battle with the Jackson family, a former business associate was awarded an extensive collection of family memorabilia, including this photograph of a young Michael with the world

Human Descent: Witness the 26 galleries.

No Pants Day 2004 is on Friday, May 7. Dare you not wear pants?

Oh dear God "On Saturday [Valentine's Day], why not spend the night with a horny disabled guy instead?"

Transformers: Robots in Disguise! In the vein of x-entertainment and i-mockery, I submit a complete catalog of Transformers instruction scans: Autobots and Decepticons.