Apparently the Northern Lights have been a mystery...until now Article. PS THEMIS= Time History of Events and Macroscale Interations during Substorms I love that. more inside

Are you a kitty hatin', monkey lover? Actually you can play this flash game and still love kitties. (cuz it's not real...shhhh)

This, my friends, is the beginning of the planet of the apes. Viva la revoluciøn! more inside

New Bush Coins Great flash video. Unless you're a Bush supporter. In which case I fling poo at you. more inside

We Are Borg This article is the latest on a post put here in May of '04 "I know. I've done the research" - T. Cruise. Love that io9 website!

"Worse than Bush." Over 30,000 people have signed a petition to censure CA Senator Dianne Feinstein for siding with Bush to0 frequently and not upholding the principles of the Democratic Party. The above quote actually came from Bob Mullholland, voice piece of the party. He was talking about the activists. more inside

Photos from Endeavour These are supposedly from the last Endeavour mission. They are incredible. First time seeing photos from space at "daytime". Enjoy. Monkeylion out.

Curious George: Any monkeys know of a rotating chair? more inside

Oldest living chimp turns 75 more inside

Curious George: Are there any graphically creative folks out there in the monkeynet who know where online I can find a font that looks like a wood carving? Hm?

The Dark Ages are history, man. Google video about a book. more inside

Christian Clowns. Seriously. Honestly, I couldn't watch the whole thing, it's so awful. Maybe you all are a little more masochistic. And it's all courtesy of that wonderful video portal: God Tube. Again, seriously. more inside

Charles Whitman! Tesla Coil! Subjugator! Them Texans is crazy. They like to blow things up real good. more inside

The Other Iran Flash movie of stills of modern day Iran. more inside

And Now For Something Completely Political Terry Jones does a cost analysis of the war on Iraq. Hey Kids! No Video. No Sound. And it's safe for work! (unless you're employed by the U.S. government)

News 14 Carolina gets pwnt From the site "On February 26, 2004, we had a snowstorm here in Raleigh, and all the news channels posted the businesses and schools that would be closed the next day. One of these fine news organizations, Time Warner Cable's News 14 Carolina, chose the most convenient but least secure method to allow businesses to report closings: the Internet. Well, it wasn't long before members of The Wolf Web, an NCSU message board, exposed this flaw. They went crazy, as you're about to see. The best part of the whole thing was once a closing was accepted, it could be edited on the Internet and would go straight to TV without having to be reviewed again, so a fake closing that seemed plausible the first time it was shown could be outrageous the next time." more inside

Just in case you plan on kidnapping someone. Seriously, who has time to do all that cutting and pasting?

Fliiiiip, Floooop Frank Luntz, author of the "The Environment: A Cleaner Safer, Healthier America" memo that has formed Bush Policy changes his mind. Woopsie. Memo in PDF here :http://www.luntzspeak.com/graphics/LuntzResearch.Memo.pdf more inside

RFX Jr. To Take Another Swat At The Empire Maybe you read the Rolling Stone article that generated 2.5 times as many emails than any other RS story. Now that rascally attorney is taking it a step further. Go RFK! Go! more inside

Oh, those wacky Republican politicians It's the last image that makes it so laugh out loud funny. more inside