The Real World: Des Moines Imagine the reality TV high jinx when 8 polymorphously perverse beings (3 females & 5 males) begin sharing a $10 million, 13,000-square-foot home near downtown Des Moines... Are any of you one of the chosen?

Curious George In the next couple weeks I'm going to be doing a lot of shopping. Every goddamn time I walk in or out of a store I set off the security arch. Maybe I'm an android and no one has told me, but I suspect that it is one of the many stupid cards I must carry in my wallet to be part of the 21st Century. About 30% of the time on my way out I am asked to stop while some monkey in a uniform rummages thru my bags. more inside

Who's the luckiest monkey at the zoo? Of questionable taste. (NSFW, especially if your boss is a primate) If this was most any place else, I wouldn't have submitted it.

To The Person Who Found My Camera No doubt, you're wondering why the memory card contains 17 close-ups of a cat's ass.

Smokin' babe seeks dudes, butts Guys, when you're out at the bar tonight, keep a close eye on the smokers. That's apparently where to find the ones that are ready to go. more inside