Curious I'm-not-a-hacker George. Help me access sites that don't want me to access them... In an non-creepy kind of way. [more inside] more inside

Curious George: Who would want to be me anyway? There's a lot of crap on this laptop. And it served me well for many years but now I have a new best friend and am naturally wanting to kick this one to the curb. But before I sell my friend, I need to brainwash it, eg. get all my personal info and files off of it so no one tries to clone me or steal my identity or anything silly like that. more inside

Curious George: Slave to the cell phone. I just got raped by our cell phone overlords. Any monkeys ever have any luck contesting bills and would care to share tips, tricks or stories? more inside

Mom, Dad, there's a wonderful mammal I want you to meet. Um, woman marries dolphin.

Men Behaving Badly "When a young man masturbates, exactly how distracted does he get? An experiment performed on students at the University of California, Berkeley aimed to find out. more inside

Shark-Be-Gone In light of all this ocean hysteria among Monkeys - the shark attacks, self-impaling-and-impregnating giant squid, and now the gooey glowy things - here's some better news. Though it won't save you from giant balls of snot or an amorous Arcteuthis, it could make a shark think twice about bugging you in the water. more inside

Fun flash diversion This definitely entertained me for a while. I'm not sure what that's says about me, but I'm pretty sure I won't be the only one to admit that it's fairly mesmerizing when it gets going. more inside

Curious George: Remote Calendar App? I'm looking for some kind of easily updatable, customizable, internet-based calendar to help with daily operations of a family-run resort. more inside

Curious George: Holy Cereal Batman! I got a glow-in-the-dark Shrek watch, whaddidyouget?! What's the coolest thing you've found in your cereal box? [more inside] (first FPP, please don't hurt me!) more inside