November 20, 2004

And you thought that you had a spam problem. Bill Gates receives 4 million pieces of spam a day?!?! Attn: Steve Ballmer "When you misuse the word 'literally,' you COMPLETELY !#$!ing misuse it. When you #$!! that up, you !@$@ it up so bad! It's not like a little goof, like you said 'penultimate' and you meant 'ultimate.' You COMPLETELY !@#$ing misuse it, and you should stop using the word FOREVER until you #!$%ing figure it out." -- David Cross

May 28, 2004

How to fake UFO photos from Jr. Skeptic magazine, authored and photographed by Skeptic Art Director Pat Linse. [stolen from]