Brilliant Noise The seething, screaming fury of that giant fusion reactor in the sky.

The Ancient Standard. From King Tut's taste in wine to ancient pornography.

1. Sasquatch are mammals. 2. Sasquatch fight ALL the time. 3. The purpose of the sasquatch is to flip out and kill people. Wait, getting my memes mixed up.

"The Last Good Morning" There's something about cereal mascots and the way they get burned into your head, especially the ones from when you were a kid. Between the constant barrage of commercials on Saturday mornings to begging your parents for a box of sugary crap just for a cheap, plastic toy, no wonder they worm their way into your subconscious. So, if you happen to have any cherished memories left you'd like to keep of them, please don't read this comic.

StumbleUpon (previously) has been the single biggest threat I've ever seen to any chance I had at being a productive human. They have now launched the second biggest threat. I think I have to unplug my computer now.

Novelty Wines. Tired of the same old red or white wines? While a fine chianti may go well with your next dinner guest, chicken wine probably wouldn't.

How to BBQ a Man [QT, LSFW]. A warm story of summer, friendship, happiness, and cannibalism.

Noctis. Ever wanted to just fly through space and see the universe without worrying about space pirates, giant alien insects that want to lay eggs in your head, or the occasional rampaging warrior race? Noctis basically puts you in the role of a space tourist with a small ship, a camera, and over 70 billion stars to visit. It also lets you share your discoveries with other drifters. Not bad for a 1.2 MB DOS game. more inside

Save Bernd! "I swear by God, I will have this lovely rabbit for New Year's Eve Dinner if my account doesn't show a balance of at least 1'000'000 € by latest 31st Dec 2004 !" At least he's not begging for a new set of breasts.

The Blue Chamber The sequel to Toshimitsu Takagi's Crimson Room and Viridian Room is out. It's shorter than the others, but there's still a walkthrough if you need it.

Starfish Bored with your old desktop picture? Need a good background for a website? Try this free (as in speech and beer) image generator for OS 9, OS X, and Windows. Not only do the images tile seamlessly, you can customize color schemes with different palettes and share seed numbers. Or you can just keep generating random images while contemplating the pretty colors.