I really CAN'T go home again. So, my friends, family, and I are in search of a new hometown. I don't think we really even intend to look back or return if we can possibly get away with it. more inside

American Coastopia. From the site: "Ladies and gentlemen, you needn't fret anymore. We have decided that we can't live in the United States anymore, because so many of you in the "heartland" are so full of shit. We were all going to move to various other countries, but then we thought - why should WE move?" more inside