Old Black Dog, he knew my name. He takes the form of a huge black dog, and prowls along dark lanes and lonesome field footpaths, where, although his howling makes the hearer's blood run cold, his footfalls make no sound.

Fiat currency as folk art. I'm pretty sure this is a federal crime. more inside

Captain Odor-Eaters™ and his dog, Zorbitex™ are on a mission to wipe out foot odor, wherever it may be. They found it in Montpelier, VT.

Would you rub elbows with this man? more inside

Thunderfucks

The witchcraft in Harry Potter is real! Please note that most of these spells are CHRISTIAN in origin. more inside

Curious George: Scooters In need of reliable urban transport, yet being of limited resources, I am considering buying a 49 cc motorscooter. However, I'm finding little in the way of substantive product reviews online, so I turn to the monkeys for help. more inside

Are You An "Abductaholic"? Have you been shown an alien child or your hybrid child? If so, you will need special help. Fill out our Exorcism Application and mail it today. more inside

Arctic Thaw = Good News! Global warming got you down? Don't worry, there's a silver lining! more inside

Garroting: A How-To Guide They practice upon each other frequently before they venture into the streets—not only to acquire the art of garroting in every possible position and attitude, but that they may learn how long and with what degree of force they may hug their victim's throat without endangering his life or seriously injuring him. more inside

Spider Attack!

Afro-Ufo: "Black people aren't supposed to see this freaky space shit. It's always hillbillies."

Terrified George: The Bogeyman Ranging from ghosts, malevolent faeries, and "monsters" from the pages of history, every culture has a stockpile of night-roaming beasties to scare the children into good behavior. What's your (least) favorite? more inside

Interactive cartoons: Explore the universe of the surreal with Mr. Furd, help the Beetleboy in his epic pursuit of an albino roly-poly, witness the pathos of the Monoliths of Sog, and dream your xylene dreams. Shockwave and either broadband or load-time-patience required. more inside

Caligula The Movie: How could a film written by Gore Vidal , starring Malcolm McDowell, Peter O'Toole and Sir John Gielgud, have degenerated into a universally reviled steaming pile of dreck frequently cited as one of the worst movies ever to hit the screen? more inside

A terrifying journey into the twisted world of my breakfast cereal. Today, while eating the cereal in question, I noticed that on the back of the box, there is a picture of this man. "That's strange," I thought, then, "to the internet!" I did a bit of digging, and found out that the man pictured is the leader of this group. And then it gets creepy. more inside

Peculiar Animals A gallery of mutated, deformed or otherwise peculiar animals. Perhaps NSF the squeamish. more inside

Get your Christmas shopping done early! (NSF the Squeamish.)

Running low on dandelion wine? Why not try Salamander Brandy? more inside

Curious George: Double Post This is hard for me to admit... more inside