The other good thing about sex.

Your cock here. Are these NZ urinals scary or amusing? (via Snopes)

Masturbakers. For all your erotic cake needs. Though I think they're not quite as well-done as this penis cake.... complete with piercings. (vaguely NSFW I suppose, what with the representation of naughty bits in frosted baked goods)

"In an absorbent homage to Georgia O'Keeffe, Kotex has introduced "flowerful" new packaging for its pads of all sizes." Salon link, requires day pass to view. (via Salon's Broadsheet) more inside

Ninja New York restaurant review: "Yelping Warriors, and Rocks in the Broth". "An American offshoot of a restaurant in Tokyo, Ninja intends to evoke a Japanese mountain village inhabited by ninjas, a special breed of stealthy warriors. In this case they come armed not only with swords and sorcery but also with recipes, which may be their most dangerous weapons of all..." (via the Livejournal community food_porn)

Is Bill Watterson working undercover? "A while back, our local paper started carrying a comic called Frazz by Jef Mallett. Immediately, I was struck by how much the illustration style looked like Bill Watterson’s. The main character (Frazz) looks an awful lot like a Calvin in his early twenties..."

Savage Chickens Halloween Contest! What is the chicken saying? (Savage Chickens previously on MoFi)

You Knit What?? The blog of knitting fugly. And it can be scary fugly indeed. Also for Halloween: Poor Lil Punkin.

WriAShorStorWe! "defective yeti is proud to announce WriAShorStorWe: "The NaNoWriMo For Lazy People™!" Yes kids, October 31-November 4 is the blogosphere's first annual Write A Short Story Week! Here's how it works: ummm, you write a short story. In a week. The End."

Two days too late for Sweetest Day: but you don't need Hallmark to be romantic. Here are some "easy to understand romantic love poems", "love stories for every mood and occasion", and "super hot tips to heat up the passion in your home" (the last link from "America's Romantic Expert"). more inside

Grow Cube. Yet another cute (and rather fiendishly frustrating!) little game from the people that did Grow and Grow RPG. (via dalryaug)

Donate your time to Katrina victims. From this blog entry: "...an interesting and important tech project: building a single database to resolve the dozens of “people missing” and “people safe” databases that have appeared on the web in the past week. If you’re searching for a missing friend or loved one .... you currently need to check dozens of online databases. If this project succeeds, there will be a single database that resolves all the outstanding information." more inside

Uncut - OHH! "The Finnish version of the DuckTales theme sounds very much, to an English-speaker's ear, like an anti-circumcision song." Has sound and may be a little bit NSFW. (via b3ta)

Most Disturbing Product poll. That is, most disturbing products actually for sale. (post on feministing.com found via this post on Bitch Ph.D.)

Babble - a hybrid of Boggle and Scrabble. (Warning: highly addictive!)

Happy 6th Annual System Administrator Appreciation Day. "Gift ideas - What to avoid: Promotional marketing gifts (known as "Swag" or "Schwag") with your OWN company's corporate logo on it. I've already got it. When I signed for the box, I opened it and helped myself. I've got plenty of [ CoffeeCups | MousePads | Pens | SweatShirts | NylonJackets | GolfBalls | MemoPads | TeeShirts ] for my whole family."

Grow RPG. Another cute little game from the people that did Grow. (via dalryaug)

A cell phone just for her. "At Samsung, we acknowledge the unique individuality of every modern woman in this society and have thus created the Egèo that will meet her every needs.... Just for the Ladies - Pink Schedule, Calories Calculator, Bio Rhythm, Fatness Indicator".

Alpha Mom (The Martha Stewart of Parenting). With the right planning, resources, and work ethic, you can, too, be a perfect and fulfilled woman, raising a perfect and happy child. "It’s not like everyone doesn’t want the best for their child, but to me, it seems people these days have a more professional attitude toward raising their children. A lot of it is very intellectually thought-out and very scheduled, almost like they have a business plan for their children.” Isabel.... would later describe the typical member of this breed as, “you know, the maven of mommyhood, the leader of the pack.... Definitely dominant." (via a little pregnant)

Trash Talkin' at the Aquarium. An offering from the Science Creative Quarterly. Many pieces including Asperagus, Stinky Pee, and Scientific Curiosity and African Lion Family Objects to Their Portrayal in Recent Discovery Channel Documentary.