African Clawed Frogs are really cool. I lurve frogs. I dig them. I have an African Clawed Frog that kicks my motherluvin' ass. He broke my face. I call him Samuel L. Jackson. I think that the human race should be kinder to frogs.

The personality of Adolph Hitler. A rare 1943 psychological analysis of the personality of Adolph Hitler that predicted, among other things, his eventual suicide -- is now available on the Cornell Law Library's Web site.

Michael Crichton is a moron - Even if our civilization stops burning fossil fuels immediately, the damage already done will continue to increase global warming for the next 100 years - at least. That's the conclusion of two studies appearing in the latest issue of the journal Science. The sky isn't falling, it's more like a sloooow ascent of the ground. I might move inland.

No wife, no horse, no mustache & two penises. Have you heard the one about the German guy who gets a second penis? His wife sees his double penis & immediately leaves him. Insert peni punchline here. This is a true story about penises. There is little or no offensive material in this article except for 10 penises, 4 cunts, an intact pair of testicles & a foreskin. Some of what I wrote in that last sentence is not true.

Frequent Masturbation can save your life - because you never know. Geoshitties link.

Conspiracy theory du jour - On September 5, 1982, paperboy Johnny Gosch was abducted. According to some sources including, apparently, Gosch himself, the 12 yr-old was taken by a highly organized pedophile/pornography ring. Gosch escaped his captors, & now lives under an assumed identity. That identity is allegedly James Dale Guckert - aka Jeff Gannon, adult pornographer, gay escort & fake journalist. The Moscow Gazette reports that 'Gannon' will write a tell-all book exposing a ring of homosexuals & pedophiles within the highest ranks of the GOP. Predictably, others think all this is bullshit. more inside

Squooshy Pineapple's Cavalcade of Photo Funnies laugh, I nearly did.

Enterprise has been cancelled and Jolene "T'Pol" Blalock says the final episode, penned by Berman & Braga is "apalling". Why? If you don't like spoilers, don't read within this post. more inside

Unlickable Nameneko - Don't lick me! Once upon a time in a place called Japan, there used to be a big fad for people to dress up their cats in costumes, place them in little diorama-like sets & take pictures of them. Cats in Japan must be of a particularly patient or semi-comatose breed. more inside

Ryfkah the Sphynx Hairless Cat - also Paulïe, Penelope and more in the gallery. People say these hairless cats are ugly but I think they are beautiful.

Fuck, shit, ass, cunt, prick, asshole, cock-sucker. Two hundred thirty-four times on two hundred thirty-five pages. THE COURT: You mean each of those happens to be used exactly the same number of times? MR. FAIRFIELD: No, Your Honor, that is the total number of times that those words are used. The Boston trial of "The Naked Lunch" was the last major censorship trial of a work of literature in the United States. Here are excerpts from the testimony of Norman Mailer and Alan Ginsberg during that trial, and related material.

The Illustrated Biography of William S. Burroughs Some say Bill Burroughs was the greatest writer that ever lived. I don't know if I believe that, but IMHO he certainly was one of them. He was also twisted in a delightful way, & loved cats. via Reality Carnival more inside

Random Frog Generator Do you like frogs? So do I. This, then, is the Random Frog Generator, which lives in the memory, much like cheese.