RIP Robert Jordan Best selling author, mostly known for his Wheel of Time fantasy series.

I guess that makes it half interesting Canadian start-up demos half of the first commercial quantum computer.

Move over Chuck Norris. He's coming! YouTube video. via

It's not the worst bad thing he's done, but perhaps the funniest Dubya subpoenaed by the RIAA for pirating music. The video where he shoots himself in the iFoot.

HomeRun! (Flash game, SFW, unless you get in trouble for arranging impromptu tournements with your coworkers, ahem) more inside

Curious George: Buh-Bye They say that breaking up is hard to do. And they're right, dammit. Honesty or feelings? In person or by post? more inside

Term of Endearment Some interesting comments made by University of Colorado President Elizabeth Hoffman. She may find c__t endearing, but I know some monkeys who beg to differ. more inside

Curious, George: Help me find a job! I'm turning to the Monkey community with a very special request: Please help me fix my resume so I can escape this God forsaken job while I still have a few shreds of my soul, decency, and dignity left. more inside

Bunny Sutra Offended? But they're just wuvvable cartoon bunnies!

Forget eggs. This is waaay cooler. I envision a future where all of our pets can be technicolor. That, and perhaps some Faberg

In the spirit of the day. Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes of All Time

What Would Jesus Test-drive? [via Squoogy] more inside