Very significant or fishy hoax? Man burns sea water at temp of 3000 degrees by using simple radio waves. Humans rejoice at potential new fuel, Spongebob demands unilateral non proliferation agreement.

Jesus.is.a.Zombie.and.he'll.EAT.your.brains... more inside

[Curious George] Dad-to-be? Going to be a Dad in June/July and wondered if there was an experience-based "must have" list: I'm getting conflicting opinions from british sites. I know I need a moses basket/travel system thing and a cot bed etc. Seeing as i want to get a lot of stuff second hand I thought I'd start with a list of things.

Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead ....Saddama nd Half Brother sentenced to death by hanging. more inside

Gods Armour Pyjamas - no really. With 121 days till Xmas, its the ideal prezzie for scared suburban bible-thumping, intelligent design-weilding,bug-eyed neo-con zionist dogma-monkeys. There. Said it. Via Cliff Pickover's Reality Carnival

Collide entire galaxies together with this neat little java-app. Then laugh like the vengeful deity you truly are.

Paying homage to the i's Needs Speakers, SFW, amusing.

Smell it, buy it Going into my local DIY store (run by British hegemony of PLC's) I noticed a freshly sawn pine smell that ceased directly 20 meters inside. No news really but heres the rest: Cinemas - popcorn Supermarkets - Baked bead Potatoes - Irish soil Supermarkets - Roasted coffee Grass seed - grass scent Cosmetics store - talcum powder smell and Barbeques - Hickory Plastic notebooks - leather New cars - New car smell

Read those [monkey] minds - (New Scientist). High cognitive brain waves decoded by hardwiring monkeys to science. Alternatively you can study more advanced primates brainwaves, but they may not be so willing .

The Surgeons Knot. Never knew it existed for shoes. Huh.

Monkeyworld provides homes for 'abused spanish beach chimps on drugs" who endure horrible lives: "Some photographers will try and control their chimps by beating them and pulling their teeth out " If I hadnt read in detail I would have cracked a smile becuase I'm evil like that.