Construction Equipment Theme Park ...I really haven't even read this article fully. I just posted it because it had nothing to do with sexual inuendo, unlike this recent mess.

Tom Cruise Kills Oprah! I knew he was creepy already, but I wasn't aware his powers had become so strong. He must be stopped.

E-MAIL! Cartoon. If only I were still this excited about the internet. AWESOME!!! ...sort of NSFW...in a harmless animated kind of way.

Meet Cyc (pronounced "psych") the next step toward artificial intelligence...this time with common sense and the ability to watch your webcam to learn about you. (insert inevitable Terminator "Skynet" reference here)