Monkeys for Helping For many things Monkey (and many things not) wander over to see this blog-oddity. If it tickles your monkeybone (sorry), be sure to peruse the archives. more inside

Joe Cartoon shows how to spank a monkey I had been a while since I had seen this, so I watched it again and promptly shot Coke through my nose all over my keyboard. If you aren't familiar with Joe Cartoon, you should go check this out, as well as the Gerbil and Supahfly cartoons. I can't get it to link to specific cartoons, so you'll have to select the orange dot marked CARTOONS to get the menu. (Select the dot above SITE MAP to be called out very specifically.) Not remotely safe for work, PETA, those easily offended, with adversion to Flash cartoons, normally hidden body parts, splattered gore, coarse language, or lacking a sophomoric and/or twisted sense of humor.

Ashcroft's Naked Face "Graphic" response to Ashcroft's questionable focus on the Terror of pr0n... (NSFW, depending on the size of your monitor). more inside

She didn't look like that last night. Some people should stick to root beer, or they might make a monkey of themself. Link leads to comical ape motif IBC root beer commercial (video) from ad outfit Basement.