Your kisses tase like wine, er peanut butter? This reminds meof a bad movie.....

To dog or not to dog, that is the question hello monkeys, I need your humble opinions. I was driving to work one afternoon last week when I noticed a sray dog walking down the road. It was on a very busy street, and so I wasted no time and parked right in the middle of the road, jumped out and scouped up the dog. To my surprise it was a pitbull. I can't take the little devil to the humane society or they'll just put him down. I've noticed a vicious mean streak in him that surfaces at certains times. What the b--p should I do with him? His names Kango (I named him afer a concrete breaker).

Benicio Del Turro Hero! It's nice to see the stars livin' extraordinary lives(again), instead of broken down ruts n' scandles. The leading men, should be heros, and the women objects of desire. Bravo!

But' I was only checkin' me mail! whats a blog?

Does the Devil Play Tricks? Opinions Monkeys.... New Theory on Michael Jackson. Did he create this whole media circus purpously? He bases his business approach on P.T. Barnums (Barnum & Bailey circus) methods. Is it posible that Jackson created this whole situation so he could create a "trial of the century"? Or is he the devil in-carnate he appears to be, and should be made to play horsey with hundreds of inmates. Thoughts?

Bush smokes bush! (The monkeys are slipping?) First Bill Cosby is accused of sexual assualt, and now George Bush is a coke head? Where are all the role models gone? Next thing you know the rumors of Bush having KKK ties will be found to be true. People where are the family values!?

For all John Cleese fans The real Fawlty Towers! You can vacation there!

What have I become? my dearest friend..... I gave up on baseball when those overpayed, primma-donna bench jockeys went on strike years ago, and I think I'll do the same for hockey.

The human freakshow! Here is some utter hilarity, for the monkeys. The old time freak show has been resurected for your pleasure!