One-eyed Filmmaker Becomes "Eyeborg" What else do you need?

The Rise and Fall of the Printing Press: Another look at the inevitable demise of newspapers, and why. more inside

Exclusive Exclusivity -- Non-American non-Royals need not apply. Apparently for people who think American Express' "Black Card" is not exclusive enough. more inside

It was inevitable: McCain and Obama stage a Dance-Off (Happy Friday!)

What happened to those 1,000 monkeys with 1,000 typewriters? Well, things have turned ugly. more inside

Mickey Mouse lookalike directs kids to fight the U.S. and Israel more inside

At least one gas problem has been solved! Though I suppose someone might need to develop some new mufflers...

Danger Will Robinson! Someone has mass-produced the robot from Lost in Space. more inside

Just in time for Valentine's Day: The Sexy Name Decoder From the same folks who brought you the original, crunchy Cyborg Name Decoder and the not-as-funky Monster Name Decoder. more inside

Amazon to e-publish short stories. And readers can read them, for 49 cents a pop. more inside

Revenge of the Sith, indeed. It seems that even those holding massive sway with The Force still need the G-men (and women). more inside

Adventurous George Is a Monkey Adventurer You? I can't find the original KoL thread and fear it might be lost to the great purge of '04. more inside

What's in a year? Curious George: I notice we're up to 1980 monkeys. Will we get to 2000 by the 1 year anniversary? Do you care? more inside

Better than the Italian Job: Now this is a nefarious heist that appeals to my criminal sensibilities.

Underground Film! No, really. All I know is I'm taking a trip to Paris soon. more inside

Don't Drive With Drunken Idiots! Safe for work, but rather unsettling. more inside

Be Top Banana of Monkey Civilization! Well, at least be really good at grooming. This is one of the sillier games I've seen since KoL--but it has monkeys! more inside

Urinal dot net: Because every urinal has a story. more inside

Curious George: Action Movie Villains Okay, no link (....yet!), but I figured this was right up the monkeys' collective banana peel-strewn alley... A friend of mine was at a restaurant with his groovy wife and they saw someone who some folks know as the dad from That 70s Show, but the rest of us know as Clarence Boddicker. This inspired his rating muse, read on... more inside

Afgahn Prince of Ghor An American discovers he's an Afghan prince. No comment from Bush and co. more inside