Adjust Your Scales . It was a bit of a shake-up then!

Moscow Panorama Pretty good I reckon. Anyone seen this?

May alter sex? Is this bloke an idiot or what?

Richest place on earth? This'd give anyone a reason ta spit a few chips!

The Cultcha of Oz. Yous reckon i'm bad! Paul keating - on Former Labour politician, Jim McClelland: "That you Jim? Paul Keating here. Just because you swallowed a fucking dictionary when you were about 15 doesn't give you the right to pour a bucket of shit over the rest of us."

Here be Draculs. Want a use for that old huntin bow hangin round the place? This'll be the dream holiday. Anyone qualify?

Ghosts & Goolies. For a kick in the goolies, who ya gonna call? This lot? Collingwood should get stuffed. Or ya could try: This. Ya never know with a Collingwood. Prolly all that pigeon crap on it's bonce, Coulda caused a pan-universal incident.

Wyphanwae's gripes. Wifey's been gripin, as usual, on this Mum's day stuff. She reckons the "Damned Whores and God's Police" attitude's still goin strong (& it better not start up in our house, or else) Pointed me in the direction of this Bulletin story. Wifey's got a brain like a whip & a mouth to match & I reckon I'm bloody lucky but if I buy her flowers or chocs, she cuts me off for the rest of the month. Reckons she wants power tools cozza bein more 'meaningful'. Eh? Wot?

Gas Groaners. Gas up and get down.

Thumbs up. Up from the under.

What would you do? Heart attack material.

Lego for it! On the level, with a flash.

Kev, you beaut! Have a squizz at the lyrics, the bloke's a bloody cracker. Here's a bit from me all time fave, more inside

What they don't want you to know. Try making your own conspiracy. This ones mine. "In order to understand Fish are hidden rulers you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Piscis made up of blue wales with help from Druids. The conspiracy first started during parting of the Nile in Bringabeeralong. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Romans conquering Britain. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by nose picking. They want to hurl cow pats at the Fish Brothers and imprison resisters in the core of the earth using a molecule transporter. In order to prepare for this, we all must use a fishing line. Since the media is controlled by The Fish League we should get our information from the two in the bush."

Losing me car keys. Can't find me bloody car keys. Booted the puttputt for a scout around on the subj' (instead of wreckin the joint) and came across this. Was pissed off, now bloody depressed. Havn't found me car keys either. A bit of a trawl to get through but worth a squizz.

More about bananananas. I never did know when to stop. Wait and ye shall hear/see.

Ho Hum Just carrying em all in me head is screwing with the multi-tasking circuits.

Foamy rules Foamy is my hero. Hilarious, some more than others.