Reindeer Pate - you know you deserve it.

Bad fat man You won't be getting anything from this Santa!

The 2ueen of teh Intarwebs The Royals now have their own YouTube channel, and this year, for the first time, the Queen's Christmas Message will be broadcast online as well as on TV.
CAUTION!!!!!!! Possible YouTube link!

Sandia supercomputers offer new explanation of Tunguska disaster - Smaller asteroids may pose greater danger than previously believed. Holy fucking shit-bags!

Christmas with the Sproutifarts - FLASH game. LOUD FARTING.

Fresh optimism in Turkmenistan A year after the death of Saparmurat Niyazov, "Here we have peace, we have stability and we know what will happen tomorrow." more inside

Mitt Romney, chronic exaggerator. ('Tis the season to be euphemistic.)

Oh Noes! Sascha Baron Cohen is killing off Borat and Ali G. Do you think it's better to leave 'em wanting more? Or milk it for every drop it's worth until you're an embarrassment like Rowan Atkinson's Mr. Bean.

Color of the year: No. 18-3943.

Curious George: running down the clock. Right. So it's the last work day before Christmas (assuming you're not in a Vietnamese sweatshop or something), and MoFi's closed on the weekend, so here's your opportunity to shoutout to all your fellow simians, and wish them a happy holidays! (Oh, and a token Christmas link, to boot.) more inside

A wee bit o'holiday merriment. Some of the images are a bit hard on the eyes, but otherwise, this is my humble way of wishing everyone jolly holidays, regardless of what it is you're celebrating. Happy Solstice, one and all! more inside

Robert Kraft has never been on an airplane. He avoids elevators at all costs, lest he get stuck in one. He refuses to leave Miami's South Beach - save for a doctor's appointment or an occasional Marlins game. And he hasn't missed his daily run since Jan. 1, 1975. Robert Kraft is a Streak Runner.

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The Great Unanswered. What questions did Slate's explainer decide not to handle this year? And how many can be answered right here on Mofi? The follow-up to last year.

Mount Santa

Tattoo Santa.

Home-built Three Dimensional Fabricator - one of those things you can print objects with, if you will. The medium of choice? Sugar.

30 Years of LucasFilm Christmas Cards - Seasonal kitsch.

3 guys, 3 bikes, 3 miles, 1 insane descent. They are Bent...and so is the mountain. Bent Mountain, Va., is the cabbage capital of the Blue Ridge. It's a 6-mile climb up the gorgeous Blue Ridge Parkway from the city of Roanoke. But there's a faster and much steeper way back to town that's favored by certain crazy roadies, including one who could use a mansiere. (video)

Seasons greetings! Mommy, what is that lady doing to Santa?