Michael Sessions, meet Wilf Petherbridge. "Oooh, 18 year old mayor" you declare. Well, Lewisham took it one step further, and elected a 14 year old. He's got 25,000 quid as a budget, which is like 3 million dollars American. 14!, and an elected official.

First learn stand, then learn fly. Nature rule, Daniel San, not mine. RIP, Mr. Miyagi.

Litigious George... How does one respond to the threat of being taken to court when the other side really doesn't seem to have any sort of case but persists anyways? more inside

Hey! They're talking about monkeys!

Holy Cow! A teeth-clenchingly bad corporate promotional video. All to the tune of Donna Summer's She Works Hard For The Money. It's like a terrible office party captured on video for all time. Via. Short download required to watch vid

Quantum bubbles are the key to quantum computers.

You can't make up stuff like this

My Favorite British Group Zero 7 Live Recordings from first US tour. Impressive live studio recordings, hot blond included!

Big Mike pontificates: (warning wmv and Soprano's style profanity ahead) On Bat Day, gay marriage, Chinese food, his friends, and much much more. Oh yeah, and he raps and sings, too. Happy Thanksgiving from the Big Man! more inside

"A 12 year old girl also lived in this filth, her toys buried under several inches of feces." Tonasket, Washington: where high school sports rule the news and countless acts of animal cruelty are found. One of the counts of animal cruelty being grossly negligent parenting. [Warning: graphic images of domestic filth] While I'm on the topic: PETA proves that they are a collection of uninformed, hypocritical sociopaths once again. Please, for the love of whatever you may or may not believe in, don't support PETA in any way. These people desperately need cult deprogramming.

Happy Turkey Day! If you've ever wondered why the US's not-quite-national bird is called what it's called, it seems that we have the guinea fowl to blame. But hey, wear your Fez proudly, anyway!

William S. Burroughs' "Thanksgiving Prayer" - QuickTime 7.6 MB - a movie montage by Director Gus Van Sant of the author reading his poem against image and music. Quicktime or equivalent required. 'And saying so to some means nothing; others it leaves nothing to be said.' more inside

Just in time for Thanksgiving: Turkey Fryer of Death! Underwriter's Laboratory, the U.S. group that tests the safety of consumer products, refuses to certify that any turkey fryer is safe. Shamelessly stolen from more inside

Help a guy propose to his girlfriend. Josh can't afford a ring to give his girlfriend, so he's asking for adclicks to raise the funds. Er. I'm in a soppy mood so I figure we can all give the guy a click or two. more inside

X Marks The Asshat with a Circle and A Dot CNN Subliminal Programming Tells it like it is.

Curious George: Christmas Shopping Help me monkeys, my Christmas shopping fu has abondoned me. more inside

DNA testing is dead, long live DNA. DNA is infallibale, right? Not when we have Hybrid Humans (NPR audio) also know as Natural Chimerism. more inside

The Red Meat Construction Set Make your own Read Meat comics. Endless fun.

Men Behaving Badly "When a young man masturbates, exactly how distracted does he get? An experiment performed on students at the University of California, Berkeley aimed to find out. more inside

The Christian Guide to Small Arms

not intended to be THE definitive source on this subject, but rather a primer for the Christian who is beginning to reject the false theology that requires him to be a pacifistic patsy in the face of heathen hordes

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