Howard Dean Dance Remix

Monkeys 'Cannot Ape Human Language' "Monkeys can grasp simple rules of grammar but the key principle common to all human languages is beyond them, new research showed today." There's actually more information in the BBC story, but that one didn't have a monkey pun in the title, so I couldn't very well use it as the main link, now could I?

Gimli, son of Gloin, played by actor John Rhys-Davies is in a bit of hot water with the worldwide Muslim community.

United Fans For Michael The song posted 20 years ago by Sullivan - 11 comments

I'm Not Toto, and This Isn't Kansas. What would it take to convince you that you had entered another world?

MoFi on Linkfilter Next stop: Daypop

Check out the Google Banner--We've Arrived!

1920, 1932, 1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004 - You are a monkey.

Playing with Middle-earth Names: Get a hobbit name, an elf name, an orc name for yourself or your favorite politician, rock star, or helpless newborn.

The pleasure of having lunch (Quicktime) (Audio slightly NSFW)

Very small timewaster. Very, very small pacman and other very, very small things.

The more things change The more they stay the same: "It is the nature of ambition to make men liars and cheats, to hide the truth in their breasts, and show, like jugglers, another thing in their mouths, to cut all friendships and enmities to the measure of their own interest, and to make a good countenance without the help of good will." Sallust 86 B.C.

Spellbound
Just finished watching this wonderful movie and can't recommend enough. Stop by the official website (FLASH), watch some clips and play a few games of Hangman. Win five in a row to be placed on the national championship board. I got two in a row, so far. It's difficult.

Han Solo, Frozen In.... LEGO?

Curious, George: Vitamin D infusion The gray and chill have gotten to us, and we've decided to escape somewhere warm on short notice. Any suggestions? more inside

Celebrate Chinese New Year the authentic American way. How will you celebrate the Year of the Monkey? Some traditional ideas, ideas for kids, fortune cookies, and a background on the Chinese calendar. Gong Xi Fa Cai! more inside

PMF. I laughed, I cried. Is it something essential? An essence of? Eau de? (requires sound for true effect, possibly NSFW depending on if neighboring cube gophers can hear you) more inside

Steel Ball Bam-Bam-Bam! Japanese people stop demolition balls with their hands! And then throw them back! I have no idea at all how to play this. Just press space at the right moment to stop the ball and let go when the thingy's at the right angle.

"In other words, just about everything you heard and read about the Iowa caucuses in November and December was wrong." - The ethics of campaign coverage and how it's manipulating our view of the 2004 election. Who's checking up on the press?

2004 Valentine candy heart sayings! New ditties for the crunchy little candy hearts include "IM Me." Don't see any you like? Create your own!