How do you express yourself when you have nothing to say? With Meaningless Messages!

Curious George: Long Haul Flight In April I'm flying to Honolulu. Trouble is, I've never been able to fall asleep on airplanes. more inside

Schwarzenegger says foreign-born citizens should be able to run for president Is it just me, or does anyone else get the Damien: Omen Triology heebee-geebees from this one?

Son of Total Information Awareness the US Congress eliminated the TIA program, but it looks like the spooks are baaaaaack. Yeah but what're ya gonna do?

The Rabbit wants your Cursor Stupid Rabbit. Or maybe.. he's very smart? You decide. (Flash)

This might lower your heating bills

Welcome to Bathroom Mania! Today's hectic world doesn't usually allow much opportunity or time for our fantasies, but the Bathroom Mania! designs help us to let our minds relax and drift off into another, imaginative world.

Dr. Seuss Will Get His Own Postage Stamp despite the lameness of "Cat in the Hat: The Movie"...

Hallucinogen May Cure Drug Addiction. [Via Plastic.] more inside

Beautiful Agony might be the first porn site on the net to merit your (unironic) support. It comes with movies for any sexual orientation, is utterly without exploitation or humiliation (videos are submitted by the performer, often without intention of compensation) and there is absolutely no nudity... ...yet it still manages to be honest, simple , _VERY_ NSFW and sexy as hell. Does this site have a future? (via Fleshbot)

Bin Laden 'surrounded' I remember talk like this during the Afghanistan war from Pentagon and White House officials who were confident that they had him. We'll so. I sure as hell hope so. This guy doesn't deserve to be free one more day. Note: Sorry for sounding like James Lileks there.

Indian man drives in reverse for Peace! Harpreet Devi, from the state of Punjab, has been driving in reverse for two years... It is all part of a 'reverse philosophy,' aiming to improve ties between India and Pakistan. Monkeys were not available for comment at time of writing. more inside

League player found guilty of...er, "poking". In the end the NRL Judiciary had little trouble differentiating between a "wedgie", a "finger up the arse" and the area between the "arse and the nuts" before finding Hopoate guilty. (SFW, just grotty.)

SideDish is back! Hurray! I

Just monkeying around. Finally, I no longer have to worry about alien mind control, thanks to the kooks page.

Who drew all the pies? An interview with Weebl [Flash.]

Kathy McGinty
An oldie but a goodie. May I also recommend VixenLove?

The austere lifestyle of Kim Jong ll

It's spring in California and rodeo season has started Whiskey Flat Days was last weekend. fun if chllly. more inside

What If You Could Wear A New Face Every Day? In the tradition of Cindy Sherman, Tomoko Sawada transforms herself into someone else. Click "ID400", then explore the thumbnails.