Things That Go Off Whoosh (Or More Often Bang) from neilgaiman.com, who has a really fun post up today.

Hardboiled Slanguage of the '30s and '40s Tough Guys and Deadly Dames more inside

RIAAMix. The Remix is Dead. Long Live the Remix. more inside

Reverend Billy and the Church of Stop Shopping. The "God-that-is-Not-A-Product" works in mysterious ways. more inside

If Hackers the movie was written by real hackers. An oldie but goodie.

the smoking freedom of yesterday with the smoking technology of tomorrow Using the latest Nicological technology, the Nicosphere 3000 offers a discreet smoking environment for its user. The system has six smoking programmes, all designed to fit your busy lifestyle and has been ergonomically designed to fit either the male or female torso.

Nature vrs Nurture If you go out in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise, because today's the day The teddy bears have their picnic more inside

San Francisco clubbing. Did you know that it is illegal to allow dancing without a permit in San Francisco? (scroll down to Dance Hall Keeper) I didn't. Starting with an existing club, you'd think it'd be easy, right? more inside

Japanese Armour. more inside

Physics in Flash. Animated Flash demonstrations of physics. more inside

Space Trash

Curious George: Community satire page? I'm one of those people that goes to places like the Onion to get a tiny dribble of satire each week. But these articles are all written by employees and administrators. Come on, it's 2004! I'd like to find a community-run news satire page, with articles written by readers. I want to write satirical articles and headlines too. Does such a site exist?

Badger Badger Redux Ya know that badgerbadger flash that get discovered on the internet thrice a week? Now some wackos out there have created a live action version. Pretty funny stuff. more inside

Ern Malley. "It is necessary to understand that a poet may not exist." more inside

Who knew he could draw as well as he sang?

More Odd Toys For Weird Kids. Warning: the whole site is in some strange, alien language!

The iDuck. Now this is taking the i-phenom a tad over the edge. Not quite this far, though. (last link NSFW)

Thirty years ago today Michael O'Brien set the public stage for exhibitionists everywhere. Thanks Australia for thirty years of laughter and mothers covering their children's eyes.

Curious George and the Time Traveler Dizzy wonders: Whatever happened to John Titor? more inside

Back to the Future DeLorean insanity sale on eBay Every childhood fantasy that didn't include women fulfilled for only $35k. Where's my life preserver