October 27, 2004

• Nostril is new and improved and would like to share the love.
• Shocking and boring!
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• tires paper bags pizeoelectric shoe inserts
• (yawn)
• Um, Zanshin, those last two links were fascinating.
• WHAT!? You didn't like my tires? {insulted}
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• Why do all these things seem to.. interest me? Well, not the wav thing coppermac posted.. oh boy, that's boring in <b> tags.
• Going from milking mice teats to a sneeze fetish site, I can only wonder what's in the rest of Coppermac's bookmarks.
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• staple remover
• Islander: I though about that, but decided against it. I'm nicer, but you are funnier.
• I've always found Tim Berners-Lee boring.
• mexican: so true. I have a great interest in early web history. But, sadly, I'm always led to Mr. Berners-Lee. And I lose interest.
• Zanshin, Well I like your tires - especially their roundness.
• pre-staple remover stapler
• I confess I got those links from my nephew, who greatly enjoys exposing me to his freakish finds. Some of the sites he sends me are really the most interesting, yet utterly odd and insular, pages I've ever seen. ^
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• ||||| Check out the links they post, they're very boring. Now I'm nodding off, so to bed.
• Islander, nice action on the stapler. Satisfying.
• pr0n
• Yes! They do! Kill me now. My eyes! I can no longer blink as the effort is too great. Heh.
• ball bearings Moneyjane: color me impressed; the shedding link is wonderfully, tantalizingly, boring. Waves of boredom running up and down my spine. Thank you.
• Most of the time...
• I found something.
• blog unfortunately can be quite entertaining. obvious
• Bored now.
• Best. Thread. Ever. ActuallySettle: I would work for that company just so when people asked me what I do, I could say, Oh you don't want to know, it's Boring. moneyjane: Re-using dryer lint! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
• So, now of course, I'm going to spend the entire day looking for dull preferably monkey related websites.
• Great post, Settle. Get rid of toenail fungus, now! (Obviously not boring to sufferers of toenail fungus or drinkers of Lapsang Souchong.)
• Oh, my! A saloon -- with a snooker table! In beautiful Argonia, Kansas, ye say, ActuallySettle? Why, I haven't been into one of those in years! /hops train
• watching grass grow
• I am so very tempted to self-link, but won't. ("boring" is my username nearly everywhere but here.) So instead, I'll aim slightly to the side. Lovely thread. Lovely.
• Watching paint dry
• zzzzzzzz
• Box factory tour
• Philately Man, I could do this all day ...
• islander's link (you know the one) is on the verge of snarky. Be careful -- don't go down that road! God I wish I had gotten up earlier to contribute to this. The paper bag site is my fave.
• Well, I thought about posting my 'blog, but then I decided to drown myself in the bath tub instead.
• Boring, and kind of gross.
• Speaking of blogs, there's The dullest blog in the world. Oldie but a goodie. I wish it was still being updated.
• The Young Ones: "Boring" (as well as "Oil" and "Flood").
• spectrusery, I followed your link by positioning my cursor over it and clicking a button on my mouse. After looking at your link for a few moments, I returned to Monkeyfilter.
• Then, of course, there's this: thisisboring.com Though it's more nonsensical than boring... "We show you where to find the best EVERQUEST, PRECIOUS METAL and MINING resources through our comprehensive, search-friendly indexes." WTF? What the hell does Everquest have to do with mining?!
• *glub*
• Eric Boring and more from Hollywood await you at IMDB.
• navel fluff collection cable ties fan page the nipple server what's in my desk
• watching hair grow
• bORing
• My vote for the worst blog in the world. The posts are bad enough - but check the dates!
• Snore
• Nickdanger, Don't do it! There are better ways. Ol' buddy, we need your contributions in the Semantic Simian Savannah thread!
• Chrid, have you read Notes from a Small Island? There's a whole chapter on Milton Keynes-induced boredom.
• Whew! That's a relief! It was too hard anyway. Every time I got my head under I displaced just enough water to reach that verticle drain thingy which dropped the level down to the point that my nostrils were exposed so I basically wound up just lying there listening to those weird underwater pipe noises for a couple of hours while my fingers pruned up and the water got clammier and clammier. Which was boring and therefore on topic. When do we make out?
• Wow! What a great, um, imagination, right? (to both paragraphs!) Just to stay on topic, a boring link. And I don't mean interesting-boring, or quirky-boring, or isn't-he-clever-boring, or good-for-a-boring-thread-boring, but just... boring. The utter disappointment you'll feel is its own reward.
• I tried to resist, because I know you all wait with baited breath for these taglines, and I'm sure your heart palpatates with excitement at each post, but it MUST be done. Monkeyfilter: utterly odd and insular
• Just realized that my crazy talk might have been misinterpreted. For the record, I wasn't suggesting that outrigger make out with me. Just trying to get us back on to the second and so far totally neglected part of the original topic: and then make out because as that other post proved we got some hot girls here.
• I wasn't suggesting that outrigger make out with me The story of my life. I have to admit, I thought it a joke directed at me - being the only one who responded to your quiet plea for help.