of no fixed subtitle
October 13, 2004
Semantic Simian Savannah
Sharpen your sense of the surreal and strangle strange sentence structures simultaneously!
17 years ago
It would seem appropriate to start it off with: Monkeybashi
My only new key - enlightenmentwise - yields blatant aggrandizement; simply hilarious inclinations!
It's not coherently limiting, in newly actualized threads, if obdurate Nick's second.
The skunk sat on the stump and thunk the stump stunk but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
third, unfortunately not knowing.
Knowing nothing of wombats is not grave.
Galvanizing recent additions very expediently!
Excellent . . xenophopic persons elucidate dilligently, in every notion trying linguistic yeomanship!
These, I have read.
But Nick, yours don't spell anything!
Some elucidation is indeed in order: To play, take the last word of the previous comment and use each letter in it to start a word in your next comment ie: pete_best's post,
Excellent . . xenophopic persons elucidate dilligently, in every notion trying linguistic yeomanship!
spells out "expediently," which was the last word in my comment
Galvanizing recent additions very expediently!
which itself spells out the word 'Grave' which was the last word in f8x's comment and so on back to the beginning of Monkey time and beyond into the hallowed depths of mother MeFi herself. Extra points, by the way for comments that make sense and extra extra points for thematic cohesion. D'ya follow? Good, then we're ready to get back on track with- yeomanship.
Yesterday everyone orbited mothership, although never seeing her inside pages.
People are getting ever sillier.
So I listened, lost in eternal regurgitation
Regularly, Eric gave ululating renditions, groaning in transcendent agony - THEN it overcame negativity.
Now Eric gets all the intelligence verified in televangilist yurts.
1 entry found for yurts. yurt ( P ) Pronunciation Key (yûrt) n. A circular, domed, portable tent used by nomadic peoples of central Asia.
Your underwear ripped, toadface - sheesh!
So hurt everyone? Exhaustingly simple hubris!
Hell's underneath bacon's rotten, infernal saliva.
Salacious Acadians living in Venice abstain
Ascend beyond stars to ascertain infinite nuance
No! Until all needs collapse entirely.
Enough nattering. To inspire requires eleventh level yeoman
Yet every old monkey allows nattering.
Never ask to talk everyone 'round into navel gazing.
Great! A zinger in Nick's growlings.
Greenspan reads occult writings. Laboriously, if Nickdanger gossips surely.
Shouldn't us rascals* enquire? Lost yet?
*'rascal' is apparently a synonym for monkey!
You engender truth!
Teddy riled under the howitzers. ;)
Her own warriors incinerated the zuchini, eradicated radishes stealthily.
Sometime, to extend amore, linger together harmoniously, inebriate lovingly, yonder.
You on networks do everything ridiculously.
Really? Is death indeterminately conclusive? Understand life or unconscious self. Lose yourself.
Yell or ululate regarding seven elephants lumbering forth
Flaccid old republicans torment humanity.
Ode to Bush Voters
Hostages under mean, authoritarian numskull invite tyranny yourselves.
Yowza! One unable republican sonorously examined light veracity, exiguous solecism.
Sauerkraut onslaught! Lovely explosive cabbage. Indefatigable salad marines.
Measured against reason, intolerance needlessly effects schadenfreude.
Swan catchers harry androgenous ducks entering nests, flying robotic earwigs under ducky ensembles.
Energy never subsides, ever. Maybe bosons leave energy superheated.
Sure, underfunded policymakers eat radishes, herbs - ever asked, "That's edible dude?"
Such unregulated posts erroneously help egregious authoritarians to escape, dammit!
I like this. Apologies for not getting it at all earlier on. Ahem
Arrggghhh! PREVIEW, PREVIEW, PREVIEW!
Doh! Unfortunate dilatory explication.
Right, now we're back on track. I also promise not to use so many exclamation marks in the future
Even xenon particles laugh in cacophonous amusement to indicate overextended nabobbery.
Nascent abberations bring on ballyhooing baboons exonerating real yetis.
Yet - even TIME is secondary
ary bwhaa! heh . . heh . . . ehhh
Sometimes even convicts owe no debts--A rascible yahoo.
You're a hairy old octogenarian.
Orangutans cackle tonight on gigantic, edible 'nanas and raise impish arms nonchalantly.
Numbchucks or nurf clubs handle a little awkwardly, not to look yielding.
"Yes!" I exclaimed, "Look down into new generations!"
Graciously elucidated, now everyone's rapturously antincipating the inebriation! Oh, nearly soon!
Staggering: orangutans over Newcastle.
Step off, ornery necrophiliac!
Never, ever call rarified orgasmic preferences horrible insults! Loose insinuations always captivate!
Craikey! Alice Periwether's tit is very alluring to everyone!
Existential vagabonds end reality yoking oxygen, nitrogen, eggs.
Ehhhh go garotte somebody.
Silly ombudsman! My eager bravado overwhelms dastardly yobbos.
LOUT, YOKEL, HOODLUM.
You obviously barter, but only superciliously.
Since unsettling pagination erases recorded comments, I'll leave it openly uncontested. (Sad, lugubrious yearning.)
Yugoslavia emptied a renowned necrophiliac's international nuclear garage.
Green armies rampaged around great Edinburgh.
Every dealer is nervously bidding up rolypolyman's Goatse homage.
yo, rolypolyman, I just needed a monkeyfilter name that started with "r", nothin' personal. Unfortunately I left an "o" in the last word here.
Honourable outrigger made a good ending.
Each night diminishes; I nod goodbye.
Gaping orifices over dere by yesterdays excrement
-cubed ρ ε - e ν θ.
The horrible eggplants tormented Asia.
Theta was the last word, right?
Aye - supercilious ingratiations abound.
Or, for bonus points: Øлڱ۞۞۞۞☺
Assholes, burdening obdurate unschooled nabobs disingenuously.
not directed at anyone here, just using up letters :)
Dig it, Sammy: I never get emotional, not unless our unguent sister learns Yiddish.
"Yes!" I demanded - "Do it, shithead! Hurry!"
Highly unlikely Regina reads Yiddish.
Can I use the same end word as the previous sentence? If not, replace with "Yugoslavian".
Yes, I do. Does it sound harsh?
Hardly. Amazing recitation, somewhat hurried.
Hippogriffs understand rash rambling in elephant dialects.
David is awake - lying effortlessly, counter to Stephanie.
Slowly two elephants plod. Halting after nine international entreaties.
Extra numbers tallied reminds entrepreneurs always to include excess surplus.
Sadly, unexpected retreats produce lacrymony, unbridled sorrow.
To all the fallen monkeys.
Suppress outrageous rivals, rebellious office workers!
Walking or running, kindly explain reverse syndicalism
So, you need direction? I can analyze. Luckily, it still matters.
Mostly ape talk. The elephants rumored striking?
Scoundrels try reading in Kentucky; it's not gentlemanly.
Gentlemen enjoy no terrific lust, except maybe anticipating nubile lovers' yearnings.
You elephants always repeat "no, internets, no!" goofily smirking.
So many internets Republicans knowingly imitate Newt Gingrich.
Great. I've now got Republican ideologies circling headward.
Hungry elephants anticpate dinner with a rip-roaring denoument.
Deny, even now, our using magnificent elephants near telelphones.
I need a nap or i need to learn to use preview
Trunk echoes let elephants phone home on Namibia's eastern savannah.
Touchingly, everyone likes E.T. phoning home--oh, nice earnings, Speilberg!
Steal a virgin and never need another horse.
Hendrix overdosed, really? Some Experience.
Elephant x-rays produce eerie radioactivity illuminating elephant-brewed nostrums, conveniently elephant-sized.
Effusively laughing elephants prance happily along native trails sensing impending zealous elysian dances.
of couple o' commas ,, place them where you will
Drama-queen aggravates neighbours, concocts elephantine soap-operas.
Short order artisans, pouring over pickled Eno, recover artificially-sustained sense-organs.
[fears coming reproach for wreckless dash usage]
Secluded elephant nuclear scientists eliminated organic roses grown after nuclear 'splosion
the use of a dash is perfectly acceptable
yeah, but that ' looks mighty suspicious, Suomynona
Some political links overwhelm site's internet objectivity, naturally.
New ads! Though, unsurprisingly, Republicans act like Lovecraft's Yog-Sothoths.
Yoggoth ominously growls, so overtly terrifying humankind overlooks the head-smoudering southron-spawn.
Smoking out under the hollowed rubble of Nam-Dinh, super pumped after Wagner's
Nein! In eerie ballads, elephants liltingly unravel novel grovelings entangling necromancers.
Necrotic existentialists copulate repeatedly over mangey Albanian neurotics citing Engels raunchy soliloquies
Sienna over light indigo, loudness overlaying quiet, undercurrents in elephant skepticisms.
Sanford keeps enough people trapped, it's clear, in socially misanthropic schisms.
Santiago changes horses in San Mateo, Salinas.
Singeing acrobats' leghairs is not a sport!
Some pluck out recalcitrant tendrils.
'Tis ENOUGH nonsense. Don't repeat idiotic lines, silly.
So I like little yellers
Yankees? Explain last loss. Entertain Red Sox.
Saltatory omnidirectional xenoparasitism?
Xylophone entertainers now often play ABBA's racy albums, still incorporating that inimitable Swedish musicology.
Xenophobic elephants never overlooked piebald apes rampaging and shrieking in this ichthyosaur-laden sinuous meander.
Marred underwater sloths irritate coelocanths on largely outdated gyrating yachts.
Yogis, amazingly, cannot hump themselves strenuously.
Spinach the real enemy now, understand? Our ultimate soldiers looked yellow.
yay! evil language loons operate wilfully!
What? In line for unctuous lolly lickin'? Yessiree!
Yarn-snarled expatriots slumber, snoring, inhalations regally rising, excellently elephantine.
Eric loved elephants. Passing half a night taking inventory, never exhausting.
Equestrians, xenophiles, horse-groomers, and underaged sex-seeking trolls itch, nearly gibbering.
Goofy, intolerant babbling bushmen eventually rest, incurring newbie's gratitude.
Greetings, recently acquired tick. I'd tread upon dialogues earnestly.
Expert advice rewards novice. Even simian ticks lack yardsticks.
Yardbirds angled rifles, directed so that Islander's contaminated-sock-recycler keels seaward.
fish tick: LOL!
Socks escape assault weapons; acrid recycler destroyed.
outrigger: N of 49th parallel, are ye?
Depraved, evidently sockless, tormentors repeat old yarns; elephants delight.
"Deconstructing elephants seems, truthfully, real old", yelled elderly Derrida.
Darn, entry's late; I got here tardily.
yup, alberta. where you?
Tossed Atlantic roars; dark isolated lobsters yammer.
Yet another Maritimer models effective responses!
responses Rum-soaked elephants strut proudly onto Nigerian stages, enter swaggering.
soulfully, wonderfully, a girl gives emphatic resonance in new garments.
Islander, I assume you've seen Bill Hick's
Ye Olde Grey Gym Sock
Garrulous apes mentioned elephants need trumpeters, saxophonists.
Not that particular one, no. But I like the way he thinks.
! (with love, naturally)
sexually active xenophobes pour heaps of nonsense into simulated train sets.
phonists Aye, aye, some days I bee a right bastard :}
Solemnly elephants tread savannahs.
Several apes veer away, noting "Not another heffalump stuttering!"
Suave tree-toads utter taunting titters effortlessly ridiculing ingrate Nairobi gazelles.
Giraffes and zebras eat leaves like elk, sheep.
Godzilla attacks zero elephants leaving large empty space.
Simon herds elephants effortlessly emptying prairie.
Woah, too many E's. Man I give up. Can somebody else start again with "sheep".
Some patriarchs ate cresses, expectorated.
Excessive xanthophyll provides entertaining colours; taste of rotting aphidy taro evokes detumescence.
de·tu·mes·cence ( P ) Pronunciation Key (dt-msns, -ty-) n. Reduction or lessening of a swelling, especially the restoration of a swollen organ or part to normal size.
Dang, even tiny undergarments make everyone sexier - 'Cause each night, curvaceousness enters!
Evil nun! Tainting everyone's ribald sextalk!
Since everyone's Xmas trees are languishing - kindling!
Korean imported no-name double-cylinder legwear is novel gift.
Greetings! I'm freakin TOASTED!
Toasted ornery apes shriek, treating elephants disadvantageously.
Delight in sexual adventures. Diseases venereal are never treated adequately. Given enough oranges Ulrike should lick you.
You're over undulating.
Usher nervously delivers unruly, lusting ape to international nudists gymkhana.
gym·kha·na ( P ) Pronunciation Key (jm-kän) n. 1. Any of various meets at which contests are held to test the skill of the competitors, as in equestrianship, gymnastics, or sports car racing. 2. The place where such an event is held.
Greetings you manly, kilted harpists - aggrandize new aeolian-efforts!
After exothermic oxygen loses its atomic number, extra freon forms outside, restarting the system.
Save your snarks to entertain Metafilter.
Monkeys, elephants, trolls and farkers in lavender t-shirts exchange recipes.
Metafilterian expressions titillate anyone fitted into loose trousers, entertaining reprobates.
Reserved, endearing Canadians ignore petulant election skirmishes.
Smoking kills inhaling, rasping monkeys, ingrate. Smokers have emphysema, simian-for-brains!
(Some killer introspection, rarefied monkeys; I've seen heads explode sooner.) * catches up *
Sure, it's monkeys I adore. Never feared orangutans, right? Before raising apes in Noah's store!
Stretched the orangutan, readied elephants.
Stone these old raggedy elephants
Damn you beeswacky ::shakes fist::
Explain large elephants? Please have answers narrated to synthesizers.
Somewhere you notice trumpeting, haughty elephant, see it Zappa every riff-led stream.
Scat takes real energy - ask muezzin!
Magically underpantsed elephants zoom, zip-unzip-zapping iguanas negligeed.
Nasty elephants garotte lizards, impelling g-strings' elastic ever deeper.
Dread elephants enjoying parties, enjoying rapscalliondom!
Ruthless asassin pachyderms swig chablis and lemon liqueurs, initiating outlandish noisy Dance of Myrmidons.
Dang - lost me an 's'! Darned asssassin pachyderms.
Mephetic yammerings, rogue mastodons inveigle Darius only not sycophantically.
Swans yell, clumsy ostriches play harmonicas, amorous nightjar troubadors imitate calliopes, almost luring lustful yellowhammers.
"Yellowhammers?" Ever last lugubrious one will have all my manifest energy relegated. So!
Outlandish limitations infuriate gorillas, and really cheese-off hammerhead sharks.
Sneaky hyphen annoys recently keening swan.
Shimmering will-o'-the-wisps accompany necromancy.
Never evade certain responsibilities. Otherwise my aunty Nan cooks ya.
Another neat thread is developed, involving simian essayists striving to achieve blissful linguistic insight, semantic harmony, masterful entrapment, neurotic textualism, automatic response inhibition, and not incidentally, successful teamwork!
* fans self daintily *
Too excellent! All monkey wunderkind only respond knowledgably!
Kool nuts, outrigger! Wendell likes efforts doing good after baiting long yammering.
or something like that...
Yammerheads anonymously mark mice, elephants, rednecks, inking navels gargoylishly.
Green and red gorgonzola on your lips is so hellishly like you.
Youth ousts underworld-demon!
Don't ever mention our names.
or Understand now demon, everyone rates well our red lentil dish, duck eggs makes others nauseous.
Never apply unguent subcutaneously. Elephants obviously use salves
Sunburnt autochtones "lift" valuable elephant savings-banks.
Say, anyone visit iconoclast-texas.com/Columns/Editorial/editorial40.htm? No great surprise: brazenly antidemocratic, no kudos seen.
Soon everyone engenders Nirvanas.
Now I realize valued anagrams need accurate spelling.
awesome outrigger - and a banana pop for fuyugare for wiley link planting . .
Several people embrace lions, leering into nasty gullets.
Give us less liberalism. Everyone's testily sad.
Sad and despondent
Disembodied entities shriek protractedly, outdoing nearby dispirited elephants nigh telegraph-poles.
Tick enters languishing, endless, gibbering rabble and prolongs halfhearted prosaic oratory, leaving everyone smitten.
Say, monkeys, is this thread ever napping? Smite me if that's trite, extraneous nincompoopery.
Thanks N, w, & p!
Norton is not Caesar ogling Mistress Python. Outdoors, oligarchs primp elephant-slaves, risking yellow-fever.
Yes, elephants languish. Last one weakened from exhaustion, vitals extinguished, rigor-mortis.
Really, I got over rigor mortis. Or roger tortoise? I'm sorry.
Socks: old, rotten reek. Yours?
Yellow-scleraed oligarchs understand Roumaninan separation-anxieties.
Avoiding nasty x's, it's enjoyable to interpolate each sentence.
Surprisingly elephants never trample elephant nor call elephants.
Enough laboured elephant phrases; how about nylon tubular socks?
Saucy! Ostentatious Calvin Klein specimens?
Eurosox: Play the Socksbee game and win free socks!
Traditionally, Rohner socks are mainly sewn to the hand.
Oy! Wrong thread! Excuse it, pliz.
Sorry! Posting everywhere creates idiotic mistakes. Excuse newcomer's stumbling.
Suddenly, tick's ulterior motive becomes lucid: instant newbie gratification.
Granted, recent advanced technological improvements facilitate immediate communication, and terrorize innocent old-school neophytes.
Nationality enhances Outrigger's personality, helps yon Tick's Eastern stumbling.
Second thoughts usually mean blameworthiness. Lamenting, I nod graciously.
Garish regional attire can't impress others unless stockinged like yourself.
Yes, overlords underplay roles; scenario: elephants leave
Frequently risible apian nonsense keeps lesser imaginations nicely lucid. Adult nit doesn't even rank seventy-seventh.
So, elephant! Vengeful elephant, nattering tire
lessly, you simper excessively, vile elephant, nor trumpet horse-harness.
Hive opens, revealing scintillatingly Elizabethan hominid artfully rewriting numerous eloquent sock sonnets.
I am not to be won over thus easily, my pretty. *rolls onto back exposing belly and throat*
Swan on new nest: elegance triumphant.
Testimony regarding indecent undergarment manglers pleased Harolds ancient neighbor Theobald
"'Tis horrendously elephantine!" old Babaloo acclaimed, lacking discipline.
The happy elephant: "Only begin, and live delighting."
Devilish easterner's lighthearted idiocy gets Hawthorne tut-tutting: "Incredibly non-sensitive garbage!"
Gleeful Atlantic rapscallion bedevils acerbic guano-chuckers entertainingly.
Ever notice the earliest ranters trolling again? It's nothing if not gol-dang 'lection yammering.
Expressing noble tranquility, elephants rarely take anyone's ivory. Now, idealism--not greed, like yesteryear.
Yikes, antecedent message most egregious. Revoke it, noble gentlemen.
Genlty easing new ties longer, enthusiastic monkeys endevour nightly.
Never inhale glowing hot termites - like, "youch!"
You only underbake cheesy heffalumps.
Hot, extra-greasy freedom fries adorn long underwear, mostly politically-correct stockings.
Shit, that old cock? Kurt is nothing, growing seeds.
Surrender, elephants! Elephants darkening sorcerously!
Somehow our responses conceptually elicit (rather often) unusually structured language yeast.
yesterday evil apes stalked tanzania
small aside: realizes that makes no sense what so ever. Is it possible to stalk a country? Think its time for more caffine.
Ton's aunts never zipped anything, never initiated anyone.
Auditory nightmare: yelps of noisome earwigs.
Earthlings announce real-time warp into galaxies soon!
Screeching orangutans ostracized Nostrildamus.
Nostrildamus ordered steak - then regaled interns, leisurely drawing amusing masterpieces upside-down, sideways.
Such incidents destroy everything! Wendell accuses you, Suomynona!
Shocking unrequested oocupations make yesterdays nasal obstructions naval aviators.
appologies if I've been neglecting our word game
I've been slightly pre-occupied with travel plans..so if i don't participate for the next few weeks it's not because i don't care it's because i won't have time to use or free access to these internets
Aunty Vera is always trying on rumpled sweaters.
Sausages we eat are terrible -- eschew rotting sauerkraut.
Sausages are ugly entrails! Real kielbasa reeks - always use tofu.
Although they make some pretty good sauerkraut in NS. :-)
Tick's opinions "flatter" ungulates.
Under national guises, unify latin american temporary education sites.
Swim, ichthyosaur, through elephant-clogged swamps
Somewhere. Where? Alabama. Mr.Prigg, shaddap!
Suicidology: 1. heal anger 2. dispense daily antidepressants 3. ??? 4. profit!
Pour rotting offal from indigo teapot
Totally exhausted at posting on thread.
Toss hamburger rapidly; eat artichokes, daikon.
Dizzied, ambulating inchworms know only Neverneverland.
Nearly every elephant vagrant eventualy returns north each vernal equinox rarely leaving any nubile downstaters
"Damn", opined Wendell - "Nobody said take a tart!" Ever reliably surly.
Suomynona unusually rigid likes yen-shee
Yes, elephants neverendingly spliced here. Everyone excited?
Efficient Xerox copier is transcribing executives' derrieres.
Distinguished elephants, Richy Rich, Imelda: each routinely embellishes success.
Serendipitous underhanded camera captures evaginating squirting squids.
Squidranch queerly undermines intelligent dating strategies.
Scholars trade rarities as tarpaulined eclecticists gasp, "Inquisitive -- Egyptian --sphinxes."
Some people hate insects; needless xenophobia exhibits shortcomings.
Shortly hereafter, orreries return to cosmic origin, many integrating never-seen gestalt somewheres.
Somewhere over my elbow, Wendell has engaged risky exciting somethings.
Somewhere over MY elbow there hang increasingly nasty garter snakes
'So, noon-blosom: all knives end sharply.
Serpent's home abuts rocks, purple loosestrife, yarrow.
Yessir, a right royal olfactory wonderland.
What odious nectars durians emit, reeking long and never diminishing.
Docks, I moan, itching nettles! I seek Hesperides, Ilions, nightingales, goshawka.
Gosling over squawks, hence all wolves killing anon.
Arctic narwhal: often noctivagous.
Sorry about the misspelt word! -- why o why woz it the end one?!>
Noctiluminescent, Orion chases these incandescent vagrants around galaxies, over unstarred savannahs.
Shambles: animals violently assassinated, noisily noosed and hastily suspended.
Smirking, unrepentant snapdragons preen; eager nasturtiums disconcert elegant dahlias.
Dashingly antique horsemen leap into a steeplechase.
Stormswept tides eagerly embracing pebbled lonely eastern coastline hasten Atlantic's sandy ejaculation.
Each joker arranges cheese under legs and tacks it onto noblemen.
Norman orders buttered live eels. Morays entertain Norman.
Were those the MacMorays, by any chance?
"Noblesse oblige!" roared Mephisto and Nostrildamus.
Normally obsequious Scots turn rowdy - impaired laddies drive awa' monkeys, unabashedly skirling.
, the bonny MacMorays frae Lairg i' Sootherland Coonty.
Scots kilted, Irish runed; linguistically impaired Norsemen gleeful.
Gadzooks! Liquorish elephants enter floozy lounge, leering.
Gadzooks! Liquorish elephants enter floozy undergraduate lounge.
Pardon, pliz. Bedtime.
Lustful elephants eventually require impetuous nookie, gratification.
Lugubrious old ungulates never gratuitously effervesce.
Elephants flop; floozies expire, royally vanquished. Elvers stay cosily ensconced.
Envious niggling sometimes ceases over neatly crafted elephant dialogues.
Despite international accords legal orangutans greeting undocumented elephants saturday
Sly anthologists toil under rules, denying all yahooisms.
You Americans have ousting opportunity: international serenity makes sense!
Not to ruffle any feathers or anything...
Sense? Even nonsense sounds excellent
Eating xylocarps, capuchins emit loud lavatory eruptions, need tissues.
Temptations irk some shot-putters under elephantine sleeping-bags.
such lengthy erudite elegant posts! i'll not grumble
- you've earned it.
and do it in verse while doing a fake cockney accent and dancing like Dick Van Dyke. Good luck. We're all counting on you.
Somewhere under piers eels reel, chose another line; if frogs reckon and gavotte, it's lessened in skeined time; if carp evade, X-it plainly in algorhythmic lines, intruders de-cipher opened charts, instructors overlook understudied soprano-parts.
Several open-mouthed primates reel, astounded newly over poet's adaptability. Really triumphant stanzas!
This particular 'word' should be disqualified from these threads on account of showing up far too often.
been tempted in the past to use 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis', but I don't want to be sniped.
if you can read this, you have your fonts set too big.
Sometimes, Tasmania and New Zealand are subtropical.
Sometimes, Tasmania and New Zealand are subtropical.
Summon Uncle beeswacky to rescue out-of-control prose. Idyll's cadence approximates lullaby.
"Loathsome! Undo lousy lyrics!" a bee-bop-a-ree-bop-a-rhubarb-piedog yowled.
You old whisky lapper - eschew Dalwhinnie!
Daringly attempting linkage, Wendell hurls into net-based nonsense intarwebbing everything!
Every violinist eschews rhabarbermarmelade, youthful Habeseligkeiten ignored, neglecting gesundheits.
Garish eastern sunrise unhooks night's dignified helmet; ephemeral indigo traces subside.
Soaping under buttocks should incite delightful excitement.
Each xenophobic Circassian, isolating their evident misfortunes, entered neglected treehouses.
Tracy rolled everyones eyes, holding out underwear stained extreem shades
Savannah hastens along, despite errant spelling.
Surely have all dogs exploited sausages!
Sages among us say, "Avoid grey elephant sausage."
sage advice! unusual sausages aren't good eats
Encephalomyocarditis: a tough sonofabitch.
Sausages: odious noxious offal, fulla animal byproducts! Isn't tofu cleaner, harmless?
Happy are real men laughingly eating sausage slices.
Slivered livers is carcinogenic, evil sarcophagus-bait.
Simians are rarely carnivorous; oranges, plantains, honey, and greens usually suffice, but apes ingest termites.
Tasty eats. Roaches mixed into tarragon elixir: sublime!
So understand, bug lover, insects marginal eating
Sturgeon under braised liver is most extrsavagant.
Bah! a wee sneaking S crept in! =extravagant
Where's that rabbit with my Hasenpfeffer??
Ethan, all ticks invite noshing, gregariousness.
Gracias! Re-establishing endless gabfest adds relief. Is ominous USian scene-stealing national election silencing sock-talk?
Soon others can know truth about leader Kerry
Kerry? Excellent! Rah rah y'all!
Yard-birds are lilting lasciviously!
Lo! Another sweet crescent intimately veiled Inspires ode unquestionably salutory: Lunch! Yummy!
Yonder ululates my morning yodeler!
Yahoo! Ordain donkey, elephant languishes: election results?
Resulting election scenarios usually lag time-wise, silly.
Supremely indolent llamas, lazy yaks.
Success in 'lections! Liberal? Yes!
Yes, election sweep!
Sweet winning election eve, pal!
Pick a Liberal!
Oh, it's one of the
North American countries this time?
Lets indulge by electing real asinine lunkheads.
Look up! Nile-green kiwis, halite 'emeralds' adorn diaphanous stockings.
Seriously, turds, overly clean koala intestines never give succor.
Sup upon calf croquettes, orange roughy.
Rancid oysters: Uncle George's holy yarbles.
Yesterday another republican bastard loudly exclaimed success
Such utterances! Civil Canadians, Europeans sympathetically soliloquize.
So often life is lived obliviously; queasily unexamined...idiocy zones expand.
Expert xenophobic prowess admired; nuke-yular dimwittery.
Dumbfounded internets movie-reviewers watch "Idjit Take Two: Evangelical Racist Yahoo".
Yelling at hillbillies our obsession
Obviously, Bush's strategists embraced Southern states' increasingly overt nativism.
National Assholery triumphs - Incredulous victory infuriates; Shit! MotherFUCK!
Monkeys often try hurling everything. Ready for underwear, carving knives?
KKK nutjobs infiltrate various elections sneakily.
Somewhat necrotic emmigrant Arab knows Israelis like yarmulkes.
Ye are really making us laugh! Keep everyone snickering.
Snidely Nefarious is cackling - keeping everyone riled in nogoodnik gatherings
Grapes and the horsey edible radish irritate new gastronomes' stomachs.
Stop trying on my aunt's capuchin hairshirt, shinything!
Several horsemen in New York youthfully toss horseshoes into new graveyards.
Get ready - a very eager young armada retains democratic standards.
Sailors! Tarry-breeks and never drowned! And roaring drunk shipmates!
Slobbery he is, polluted matey, amidst turrible easterly squalls.
squalls Sea-serpent queried alto lyrics. lilted soprano.
Singing out, petebest really added nice overtones
Didn't realize pete was a sea-serpent.
Once variegated elephants rampaged, tallied overcoats; now enjoy soporifics.
Singing over ponds often reveals ill-mannered frogs in colourful socks.
Secession overrules color koding states.
yeah, I cheated
Something tells Amos that eating sucks.
Sadly underpaid chimps kick someone.
Should one mention every obscene nutty euphemism
Exeunt uppity primates happily eating marmalade in sunny meadows.
Marmalade eating apes don't often wear socks.
how did I end up with socks again?
Socks often can't keep sewed.
I mean darned, darn!
So ended wendells eager desires
Deliberately ending subject is ridiculous! Ergo, socks.
Some others claim knowledge sexually.
I picked the wrong week to give up socks.
Soothing eccentric xenophobes undertaken around London Lloyds yesterday.
Yvonne's elegant shoulders tempted elderly rogues driving ancient Yugos.
Your unconscious grandmother orders seaweed-salad.
Sea-siders eating a wrack, edible, elegant dulse! Snail-crunchy, Atlantic-grown, lavender-purple, amazingly dulcet-dulse!
Damned Uncle Lester. Chuckled eating the donuts. Useless Lester shat everywhere.
Eastern variety eels, rare yellow wrasses, help egrets remain epicures.
Not to be confused with epic cures.
Extra-hungry persons inch curiously underneath rugs, eating spillage.
Soda pop ingested, leaves loud annoying gastric explosions.
Earnestly x-raying pylorum leaves older surgeon in obfuscative neurological swither.
So, Wendell, is true happiness eyeglasses reflections?
Reddened eyes flash like extra crystals; tramp is only now sobering.
Shrunken orbs belie exaggerated reasonableness; indicating nocturnal gallumphing.
Gently Apollo lifts lyres unto mephitic polecats hoisted immediately, nearly grandguignol.
Guptas, Raji and Nandini dried ganja until India granted new opium laws.
Lollygagging antelopes want strawberries!
Sweet-toothed tapirs, remixing arias, warbling, break extravagant records, reveling in extrardinary snufflings.
Suddenly nannys' udders fell flacid - listening invoked nausea, gagging symptoms.
Sometimes you must put the other man second.
Sometimes everyone calms Oliver North down.
Deepwater outriggers wend northwesterly.
Northern owly reprobates take heart! Wendell's effusive socks tumultuously extrude ripe lingonberry yoghurt.
You're overly generous here. Unusually rare trait.
Tomorrow run after interesting theosophist.
To have extremely ordinary sausages,Otto performed half-hearted interpretive synchronized twirling.
when i get back to the states i'm going to have to spend the next month and a half reading through all the these postings
Thomas went into rages, laughing in nasty gaffaws.
Gorillas usually find fault; apes waggishly spell.
Slothful paws emblemize lollygagging lemurs.
Let every monkey use synergy.
Let every monkey use rhinocerous synergy.
Silence your noisy elephants, relentlessly grey youngsters.
Yellow owls unnerve nesting gerbils, send tawny egrets rushing southward.
Sweetly over Uncle's teeth he whisked around red dentifrice
Daintily, easily not till I freezily Rummage in cavities ever-so-queasily.
Effing villains eye rye-whiskey, Shouting out, "Queenie! Understand each amblin' sumbitch Is lily-livered, yes-indeed-y!"
Yesterday's elegant sipping intoxicating, never douses entirely emotions dormant yearnings.
You engage Artful rants Nothing insipid Never getting serious
Some envious rhinoceri insist on unending seriousness.
Yakitori, edible. Anchovies, rattlesnake-pie, not. Immensely nasty -- gazpacho seasonings.
Soup eases any sickness or nausea. I need good soup.
Savannah occupants usually perish.
/mourning rhinos and elefinks, both
Pete_best eats radishes in stewed haricots.
Hairballs are repeatedly ingested, causing orange tapestry stains.
Scour the alligators in nearest sewerlines.
Save every whale, eat raw legumes, it's never enough sacrifice!
Sail away cretins Regulations I flee Into centuries evermore.
Ever valiant Erkenbrand, riding magnificently onward, relentless, emboldened.
Erkenbrand might be overcome, loosing dilithium, entering next elf doorway.
Door opens, ogre roars, wielding abundant y-chromosomes.
You choose high road over mountains, over seas, over mile-high escarpments, snow-suited.
Snowfall noiselessly outlines wheat sheafs- under ice-sheathed treeroots, ermine dreams.
Deadly red ermine are munching socks.
Seething otters can kick skunks.
Someone kung-fus Uncle Ned, kin ship-sunk.
Scottish highlander is packing Sausage under nefarious kilt.
Knowledge is like truth
Kilted I! Liverwurst tote!
Truth rarely unkilted this hour.
Hoot! Our Uncle Recidivist.
Recks every chartered idiot divers ignoble villainies, including sorcery, theocratism.
Two hungry emus open Chinese restaurant, adapt tastes including soy, monosodium-glutamate.
Me? Oh, no! Only skip, "Oh, dear!" in underpitched murmurs. Go! lowly under the ancient maples and the elms.
English lummoxes masticate sauerkraut.
Salvage all underdeveloped European racehorses; keep resold Anglo-Arabs until twilight.
Tempers will ignite! Lions ignore guffawing hyenas' tauntings.
Tom's alligator-printed underwear never twists into new grotesqueries, somehow.
So only memes equalling hipness obtain worth.
Wash only raving theosophists here.
Heffalumps eat radishes eventually.
Elephant-shrews, voles, envied nearby tent-caterpillars under a lowering linden yestereve.
You eat steak tartare every repast, even venison erroneously.
Elephantine royalists, ranting outlanders, now eat obviously underdone steaks like yeomanry.
You eat old meat. A nasty Reek Youself
Younglings overcame undertow, soon ended little foodstuffings.
Faces of oxen, disgusting stuffed terrapins used for food. Is nothing grotesque sufficiently?
Snufficient unto fuming foxes, Igor can't incinerate everything nasty, tick, leaving ye.
Elephants memorize poesy as nattering apes timorously ascend summits.
So unless me mistaken is today sunday?
Someone untied Norse dwarves at Ygdrasil.
You get drained. Relax at sunset. It's liberating.
Libations in barroom envigorate rowdy amphibian; Toad is now garrulous.
Grab all rambling roses under lords or under swineherds.
Several women invaded noted English haberdashery, efficiently removing displayed suspenders.
Such underhanded skullduggery! Pathetic emotions never deliver real significance!
Snickering Indian gurus noticed Icelander's flatulence, identified cause as nightly chickpea extravaganza.
Equestrian Xenophon takes report about vicious aromas giving a nasty zoological-gardens ambiance.
Aroma makes Beeswacky's insensitive auld nose cringe elegantly.
, I meant.
Eleanor, loquacious Eleanor - Go and natter tediously, loving yammerer!
Thanks, tick; I am a small bee.
You are marvelously merry, every ringlet exuding rasdiance.
Rocket assists (swan) dive into apiarist's nettles, causing ecstasy.
congratulations, fish tick, you are the 50th comment in this thread...
/nelson's at wendell
Eleanor craved sensuousness, trying all seductive yearnings.
Yes, every ape relishes niceties in Nostril's grumpy statements.
Is there a prize that isn't squishy?
Sonewhere the ape titters, eats mangos, eluding nebulous talkative subjects.
geek! Braying, jesting eloquence concocts tragicomic sycophancy!
Sir, your continually overinflated phallus hardly achieves noteworthy comedy. Yowsers!
, Western scallywags eat raw skunkmeat.
Spicy knaves undo new-crowned king making Everyman a tactician.
Today's Atlantic catch: tick's icky crustaceans--illicitly angled nasties.
Never ask simians to ingest every sandwich.
Simian appetite never delays, we ingest choicest horseradish.
Hungry orangutans ravenously sample eggrolls, roti, and daikon in smorgasbord hilarity.
Hey, I love a real interesting titty-bar yo.
Ordinarily serene type enters new thread and tickling, irritates older, unctuous stick-in-the-mud.
"So that's it!" cried Kerry - inviting noone to his event, making underdogs depressed.
Despite evidence people routinely eat sauteed simians every day
Deep-fried apes - yikes!!!
Yes, I know, everyone's sexy.
Sexy 'earing "Xanadu" - Yeah!
Yes each ate half
Haligonians appreciate literary festivities.
Festooned elephants sat tittering in verdant island towns, ingratiatingly eating sandwiches.
Far Easterner somewhat titillated; is Vancouver incomparable tulips, irises every season?
Soy, artichokes, nori, daikon, with Indian cumin: healthy edible snackaroos!
Sometimes nibbling a cheesy Krispy-bit and rice-cake overcomes ostriches' serenity
Selfish emu robbbed everyone`s nachos in town yesterday.
"yellowbirds!" Erica shrieked, "They even reappeared dramatically after yesterday!"
"Yesterday?" Eric snickered. "Today's eastern rapacious dodos aren't yellowbirds!"
Yoghurt eaten loathesomely, licentiously on wheaten biscuits is rather different snackfood.
Salty nuts and corn kernels feed ostrich's offspring diurnally.
Devoted iguanas undertake mew amusements, like lively yellowhammers.
yes, eth loutishly left one hapless accidental message meant entered resting similarly
[here instead of on the turkembashi thread]
Shaving irks mentors, irritates lust-ridden apes, riles lively yellowjackets.
yet every lass/lad of wanton jeering acts caustically, knowing every take suspicious
sovereign under sunlight, pumas, itchy cheetahs, inky ocelots, underpadding, summer-stalkings
seems unknowingly made mistake endeavoring reasonable sense to actively lie known in necessary game submission
Some unknowing beeswacky mucked it so severely it's operationally nonfunctional!
Neither opals nor feldspar under northern country's tundra. It's only nitrogen and limestone.
literate inhabitants make ebullient statements towards optimistically noncommital shuttlecocking
it's a verb! check yer MW!
meant gerund! means bandy! need food! scusi!
who is this gerund guy and does he have a better weasel than mine?
Spewing higher understanding, the trolls loosen every combustable opinion conspicuously knocking into nonessential Gerund.
Grab elephant: Run! Unto new Destination.
Drugs eliminate schizophrenic trauma; it's noticeably ameliorated. Tension is often negated.
tick: no extreme gregariousness and tremors ever diminished wendell: no essential gerund appears to end denounced bees: not elephants! get a textual equivolent, dear
biforcation! it's a speed run!
if I promise not to take out my weasel, can I have the short one? Oh, now that doesn't sound right..
Foosh! Bye fer Cajuns!
Cage uns want out NOW!
Dastardly irritants: minatory iguanas, neighbourhood incarnations, seem hungry: epicurean demonhoods!
hey, it took me almost three minutes to come up with those customized ditties, sheesh and i made smoked turkey black bean chili with one hand--
doth every missive occurring need herds or offer dining suggestions?
if you please
Smothering underneath guests, gastro-gnomes emit shrieks; titterers ingest oglesome nonassembled screwdrivers.
Sleet cascades ravage elders; winter's dour raging icestorms voraciously encrust resilient spruces.
sinful! pete - rapidly upend cans everywhere! silently!
Sow itchweed, lousewort, eglantine, nasturtium, tickweed, lupine, yellowrattle.
Yolande's elegant lupins loom over white roses and tousled thyme, luring elephants.
Eloquence lost emphasis. Participles had another night to struggle.
Some tired rogues undertook grand googling, lifting elephant-ears
Exhausted lemurs enjoy plantains, having already nibbled taro empanadas at round-table soiree.
symptomatic overprotectiveness incurs regarding expressive efforts
someone stop me, been acting way overprotective of mofi, like i think i belong here or something
Ye do, ethyl.
Elephants foolishly frighten older roughriders taking symposiums.
since yonder missives perpetuate oft sanctioned issues, unknowable motifs survive
guess the elephants are unavoidable
islander: may have to groucho marx you up all over that endeavoring to hinder yon lengthy explanations now enough
Swept under rug: violet incense, various etchings.
expecting these comments had incorporated narapathy goes south
sudden optimism unveils, typed hastily
hastily Heard optomistic swans targeting "intelligent life" yonder.
Yoo-hoo! Oh, Nostril - don't ever rationalize.
was that hostily or unintentional hostility-- hA
you offer no/minal discernible effort, reaffirming--
believe my momentarily perceived moment of meaning a failed deconstructed construct,'swacky-- so on with the nonsequitors!
playing reigndeer games, infer as you will
bushwhacked efforts endeavor some wishful attempted cleverness keratosis suggested
leave window open, miss what wanders in-- keep going? back up?
rest easy, friends, for if real meaning incised, needs goading
Graceless 'obbledehoys anticipate dining inconsequentially, not gnawing.
Gracious! Not another windbag in nettled galoshes!
Gentlemen - A long overdue shindig has everyone speechless!
seems posts evidence else, choose him letting exist such sayings
still, a yeanling interest now gamely squires
Such quotes undermine interesting reading expereinces, shithead.
No offense! /Rodney_Dangerfield
Such harmless innuendo - try hurling ersatz anvils diagonally!
Dangerous innuendo always gravitates outside; negatively affecting lovely, luscious yoni.
Your odor needs improvement.
No offense! /petebest
I may provide rancid odors - vegetarian eating means endless nighttime turbulence.
terminal unctuousness rapidly brings unwanted life events - no comment, either!
Effusive intestinal tumult hampers evening romance.
Radishes, onions, mustard and navybeans challenge entrails.
Eternally numb tripes rather awkwardly increase laxative settlement.
Sometimes elephants taking the laxatives encounter more exotic noises, trumpeting.
Those rumblings under mastodons, paltry elephants, target individuals noshing gooseberries.
Get out of savannah! Elephant blasting ever-so raucous raspberries is everywhere, Stentorian!
Send three elephants northeast to overcomne rhinostriches in amiable noodling.
"Never!" ordered Oscar, drawing lines in Nathan's ground.
, bees? Allright, hand over the cough syrup - that's enough for now
Of course rhinostriches, much better than heffalumps!
Gather round our understated noses, D'Artagnan!
Daniel agreed reluctantly that a grumbling nabob answers nobody!
Notorious ostriches become ornery drinkers - yeasty!
Your enemies are sailing to Yugoslavia
You ungrateful gorillas own sugary lollipops and vanilla ice-cream, allright?
Yonder ugly gorilla's onslaught slew lecherous Americans, violent Icelanders, abruptly.
Arnold loathed light, reading in grey heterodox trousers.
A bees' reasoning under pontificatorial text lasts years.
well poop! bees! *shakes fist*
Tenaciously, rotund ostriches usurp sedentary elephants, reigning surreptitiously.
Feeling giddy now. That woz exciting!
Swedes elegantly resist rhubarb, Englismen praise tarts, Icelanders trip in oversized, under-used, long yashmaks.
Yashmaks! A slavish habit makes a kaftan skimpy.
Stylishly kickin' in my propellored yarmulke!
Years afterward, rare monkeys unfastened larger keyring expeditiously.
Elephant xeroxing privates escapes detection; irritated technician inspects out-of-service unuseable system, loudly yawns.
Yaks are woolly knaves sometimes.
Atlantian hereafter mellifluous sings...
*sigh* exclaims mellifluously
Gah! Spellling disaster! Apologies.
Yams are wasted now, sugared.
simply undertaking goals answering residing ettiquette de(r/c)ided
deliberated entelechy cautioned if endeavor defensiveness
depending-- expressed forays, excluding noone socially informed, valoriously emerge, not ending successfully surmised
some unasked "righting" make intents surface, excepting diverticulum
sincerely trying to come up with an easier end word, primarily not monopolizing space/thread
deconstruct if versed entries righteously taken irk consciences, unless largess undoesn't matter
Find longer words much more fun, me.
Make a tasty tartlet, eat raspberries.
random anonymous someones perhaps beg entry resistance reaffirmed in extreme semantics
should either members (able, new, textually inclined) care submitting
slappable umpteeth blabble made in this thread i needed garble
groundless anal recorrections be lastly ended
Ethereal nonsense destroys enjoyable discussion.
'cept responders advocating nonsensical kicks-- youthquake trends inhibiting keepsakes?
Diving in stating contributions uninhibitedly shows sensibilities involving occupants, nomatter
either new people will bother to play on this thread or the same handful but ferphilssake stop letting
be the one to
end a thread--
Nonplussed, Oliver mentioned anise, took thyme, eating ravenously.
Roses and violets even now open ubiquitous stanzas - liberate yourselves.
Always with the Y,
"You other users really seriously entertain lunatic visions," Ethylene said.
Simply audacious interjection: derring-do!
Don't expect restrained retrospection in Ned's ghastly diary -- overrated.
One very elegant rapscallion read a ten episode diary.
Don't inquire about Rasputin's yellowjackets.
Ye egregious land lubbers of whingedom, just ask Cap'n Kipper - eat tentacled squidlets.
Seventeen queens utter imprecations, denying lesser Excellencies this sovereignty.
Sometimes obese virgins endure recalcitrant emptiness, inviting exile; "Go north towards Yokosuka!"
Yapping otterhounds know outlaws, scoot under kidnappers' accociates.
Another chimp criticizes, often carefully interprets another's terribly eccentric spelling.
Can mind be faster than the fingers? --wot atrocious spelling!
Simply preposterous, elephants liking leopards in hightime garments.
Though I rather liked hightime garments.
I pictured a smoking jacket and pasties. P'raps a lampshade?
Grab antsy rotund muskrats eagerly nosing their scotches.
Stuttering chimpanzees outdo the cross-eyed harpsichordist expecting symphonies.
She came over towards Carl. He exhaled slowly.
Since you made pancakes, honey, oatmeal never is even sufficient.
Swallowing uncouth 'freedom fries' is causing incipient eruptions -- not tamales.
Tomatoes are missiles - a launching erupts salsa.
Sad as lite salsa: atesticular.
You made that up!
Angry Telephonic Equipment stupidly twatlike in covering up Los Angeles rumble.
*points to Poetic License*
Rapscallions, underestimating merrymakers, break little elevator.
Elevator leaning eastward veers against twirling orrery's ratchets.
Respect a trunk! Catch humble elephants tooting souzaphones.
Since our usual zpelling appears perhaps hampered, one needs editing skills.
Alas! 'Tis true!
Swooping kingfishers ignore long-suffering Lilliputian's soliloquies.
Ooook! As long as you call it a 'zed' it's alright, dear
Snickering orangutan lurks in Louvre, often quietly urinating in Eyck section.
Wot else would it bee called?
Such ettiquette confuses the incoming orangutans, naturally.
negating any theories under review languinate lingering yeomanry
and maybe a bit of variety, laying off the y's and heretofores?
, the problem seems to stem from always using the last word in a sentence, so many end in -y or -ing. Some means of varying the word to be used might result in greater variety -- but until this changes, we are stuck with frequent letter repetitions. I am willing to alter things if other folk are, and would suggest using the next to last word or the first word might offer some relief. Now, about that missing A, eh?
the A was actually left to the imagination and whether to y's or elephants, i have no idea what anyone wants/thinks/applies visa versa inverted blaah as for playing as playing along--
your letters left a round under the ailing neighbor now an urge to ape larkurs lies yielding
Yellowstone is exceedingly long drive into Nevada's ghost-towns.
Glencannon has only scotch therapy; to offset whisky needs saltines.
Scotch and soda crackers -- Pfui! Ptah!
Scotch alligators, leave turtles! I've no elephants swarming.
"Sporrans weell alwa's reek moostily," intoned narsty Glencannon.
Give lads extra nuncheons, cherish a newcome nephew or niece.
Nepenthes is eroding Colin's eyesight.
Dinna fash yerself wi' yer fooshes, tick. Besides, 'negligees' didn't seem quite in keeping wi' the spirit o' the thing.
Egrets yearning, emmets swarming -- ibises grotesquely hot tonight!
Feesh she is verra sma'
Turrible ornery nighthawk indolently gives hoot, twitters.
'Tisn't well-done, Ignatz thinks; too explosive -- rarely suggestive!
Snuffling up gunpowder gives elephant sore trunk. It's very explosive.
Blowing the nose, indeedy.
Eventually Xerxes pondered letters, ogled Sophocles' illegible verses, exhausted.
Excitable Xanthippe harrangues author using salty tongue, ever demonstrative.
Do encourage Mehitabel or Niccodemus, suppress Titus, rumbling Androcles, Titania, Igor, Velma, Ebenezer.
Even Barney eventually notices erogenous zones, engendering raptures.
That'll be yer purple prose. Hee.
Rapunzel, a petunia, talking unclearly Rapunzel escapes swiftly.
Sam waited in front; they left yesterday.
Yikes! Every single time each Rabelaisian doofus appears, yodel.
You obstinate, dimwitted, egregious loser!
Listen, old stinker: eat rhubarb-marmelade!
Love of sarcophagus entertained Ramses.
Redundancy always makes sad elves sad.
Spelling atrocities diverted.
Dressed in violets, elders rarely talk, elders digress.
Do I gotta read every stupid schadenfreudism?
Stop calling hippies deadly elephants. No freudian realist expects utopian dystopia in synthetic marxism.
Merrymakers aren't really X-rating internets, socks, moustaches.
Make our underwear silken, take a chilled hatchet, end sycamore.
So you choose a maple, oak, redbud, elm.
Everybody loves Monkeybashi!
Mister Oliver's neighbourhood kids eat yams because avoidance simply horrifies, irritates.
If rhubarb really is tasty add tall elegant stems.
See the amiable yahoo?
See the elephant mash Scot.
Squashed caber oozes turpentine.
Is turpentine spirits? What about ammonia?
Tablecloth under red porringer especially needs thirty inches new embroidery.
Three unctuous reptiles petulantly engage newts, toads, & insectivore's neighborly eloquence.
dang - the wackster beat me. *cries*
Each mechanical brasserie reaches outrageous influence derived elegantly, real yowza!
Your old Wankel zooms along.
a lonely old nurse grieved
Getting really intimate? Escape venereal (eeeeeek!) disease.
Dastards inveigle, swindle, extra accountants -- shocking excesses!
Expensive X-Men cinematic excesses: slurping seven entire syllabubs.
Strong yellow loins labor above black undulating bed sheets.
Show her empathetic eyes; tease, seduce!
Stash elands down under -- Canberra environs.
Even now vladimir is riding on naked simians.
Slothful initiates moan, irk ancient nixies swimming.
Sweet wine is mostly made in northern Germany.
Germany Gather eel-pies regally; make a noise, yell!
Yerba emits lovely liquid.
Loquaciously I question users' interests, duh!
Deleted users harrumph.
Horseflies attack red roan under mane! Poor horse!
Hacked orangutans reel, shouting "Eviction!"
Ephemerals, valueless insects cuddle timorously in orange nasturtiums.
I had to spray my lupins; they were covered with ephemerals.
Narwhals and salmon touch-type under restaurant tables; it's usually marine subjects.
Some, unbreakfasted, bawl; juvenile eaters chew tablecloth, silverware.
Seals in long veils enter restaurant, wanting anchovies, roasted eelgrass.
Extra-long eels lasso giddy rogues and sated seals.
Sadly eaten, a last supper.
Seals under purple pall eat remorsefully.
Remorseful eating makes our rogue seals eat fresh undercooked lobsters, lustfully yelling.
You eat live lobsters? Ingestion's not guaranteed.
Giggling urchins ate roe and narwhal tastes entangled eels: delicious!
Don't entertain locustsl immensely creative, inchworms often understudy snapdragons.
Sticky Newfoundland aphids put down roots, ants gather on narcissi stems.
Some thespians emote most standoffishly.
Such thespians act no differently, only frustrated fans implore stage hands, "let's yawn!"
Yetis always were narcissistic.
Nanaimo actors really churlish in standoffish snobbery, in seeming tactless, in curmudgeonry.
Not to offend any west coast types, of course! J'aime bien BC- oook! Rainforest!
Clamorous underwater reprobate misunderstands usual dialog, gratuitously exaggerating online nudges, resembling yobbo.
You old British-Columbian buffoon: ovulate!!
Or not, as you see fit, of course.
Obstreperous vixen underscores latent Atlantic temptation, envy.
Every Nanaiman venerates Yarmouth.
Yes! Apes respect maritimers, obviously; unintentional ticklishness happens.
Hadrosaurs are perhaps punting near swale-grass.
Hadrosaurs are perhaps punting eastward near swale-grass.
Sick with apathy, lamenting everything - Geeesus, rite another starting sentence.
Somewhere elephants never touch, elphants never caress explorers.
Each "x" places long odds regarding ever returning sentences.
'n "y", too.
Shipwrecked elders, neo-classical Titans, evaluate neighborhoods chintzily entombing sarcophagi.
Subsequently, after reviewing collected observations, perspicacious homeowners altered gazebo infinitessimally.
I'm not foolish indefinitely nor infinitely twisted -- essentially silliness satisfies in mountain abide losing little yearnings
You've expressed a realisation Non-attachment is near god-head sublime.
sit under bananas let it meme everything
Even vowing endless reproach Your trembling heart is not gainsaid
give an illusion new shoes and it dances
Day and night co-mingle. Evidently somnambulant.
Sudden oxy-morons may never ambulate may bound under loads and never tire.
This is really easy.
Even after sedating yourself.
you off uppers, really? somnolence ever lacks funambulism
and why am i still up? i blame that damn cookie
Fraternal underwear, noxiously applied, makes brothers uglify lives in shredbares mortification.
Monkeys often resort to incredible fantasys in continuing adding to inconsequential online nonsense.
Night-time, oh night-time! Silver embossed nightshade, swallowed elixir.
nervously outmaneuvered nonagerians soon express nonsense, sense: equals
Eel licks incredulously X-rayed itching ribcage.
Rhythms in bustling conga are getting erotic.
Really! I've been confounded again! God-damned effrontery!
Evidently reponders occasionally type in concert.
Concert!! Oboes' noise, cellos' excruciating racket, timpani?
Take imaginary moose. Place atop nog. Imbibe.
In no time, merry chris moose
This is me posting almost - nearly - instantaneously.
I made boasts incorrectly: blushing, embarassed.
Ever mundane, briars are roses; all silverhaired sages eat dandelions.
Drowning and not dying Earth's immense oceans navigated Spindrift
Drowning and not dying Earth's lost, immense oceans navigated Spindrift
Socks placed in new davenports reap income: fallen tuppence!
Spume! Pitch! It's nauseating. Diving right in Feels terrifying.
*taps toes, crosses arms*
That's unfortunate - proximal posting. Etiquette nixes choosing endings? The easiest resolution requires I follow your inspiration. Next gobbledegook!
I think etiquette dictates that speed is everything, alas. The bees one was much comlier.
Get our beloved
licorice, edible dahlias, edible geraniums. Ook ook! Karma!
Knowing any response means another
Amiable newcomers or the horripilous earwigs exit rumbling.
Rodents under mousse? Blecch! Lemmings in nougat? Grotesque!
Ghastly rodent, out! Take elephants, salvage quaggas. Uncouth exeunt.
Elemental xeonon expels unpleasant nocturnal translucence.
Time runs and never stops. Lovers, under Cupid's eye, never consider entropy.
Explain nothing to royalty or pornographic yeshivas
Yahweh's elucidators, studious Hebrew institutions validate ancient screeds
Scrolls can roll, ending elementary drawing swiftly.
Swinging wildy I felled the lofty Yggdrasil.
Yellowing grapefruit groves don't re-establish Arkansan supremacy in loganberries.
Lights over Greenland Arctic night Borealis Early rising Running in endless snowfields
Snakes never open Windows, finding it easier letting DOS suffice.
Snowshoes? Now on workmanlike feet, Icelanders explore long deserted seashores.
, you and I seem to share an internal clock.
Sunshine undoes far flying Icarus, crashing earthbound. Shouts echo and sirens howl. Officers respond - emergency situation
Earthworm anecdotes rarely take humourous bent; often underground's nasty, drab.
Disoriented, reading ancient boustrephedon
bou·stro·phe·don ( P ) Pronunciation Key (bstr-fdn, -fdn) n. An ancient method of writing in which the lines are inscribed alternately from right to left and from left to right.
Bounding out under simian temptation, replying excitedly, posting hilarious extemporaneous doggerel, or not.
Naturally one's tongue-tied.
There's one natural glue under everything - tiny information encoding deoxyribonucleotides
Dorians esteem old Xerxes: yon regal oligarchs believe our newcomers unclean; craving lush extravagances, outlandish Thebans invade, destroy expediant soldiery.
Struggling over long distances I eventually returned yesterday
You esteem scented tea-cakes, eat rutabagas, diced, and yams.
Yum! Almond marzipan squares.
some questionable agreement regarding egregious semantics
Understandably, new delegates eruditely resolved some treaties and negotiations dependably, interestedly, not grudgingly.
another example of failure to insert understanding *sigh* it's all semantics
Goggling rudely, underage dromedaries gape into nomads' gently luffing yurts.
Ygdrasil's underbark roughs these swan-singers.
Sad, wise and noble - Saint Ignatius, noted godly emissary, requires supplication.
Seek under potted plants liver inflaming cheese accessories to instruct old nannys
Nasty Argentinian ne'er-do-wells nailed your sockpuppet!
Splinter-prone, often chipped, could Pinochio understand painted puppets exacting tintinabulations?
There is news that I never accepted Belinda's undying love although that is only nefarious scandal-mongering
Swedes choose a neighbourly design and little men outlawed new globe-trotters, eventually rejecting injudicious nearby gymnastics.
Given you maintain nuclear armed submarines this inevitably concerns sea-worthiness.
Secluded eastern abode winsome, often requires touch-up; has insects, needs electricity, sewage system.
So you say that's essentially managable?
Met a neighbor, argued geography, eating a buttered lobster eagerly!
Eating a giant eggroll really loosens you!
Yippee! Or unyippee!
As the case may bee.
Understanding narrowly Yeats' implication, Pope Pius expects eschaton
'ere! 'oo's gone an' eschaton the Pope, then?
England shall call Hades and take over nastiness.
Now Albion sinks to inconsequence - new England's
Since Iraq, George's notorious invasion, fallen is credibility about northern crumpet empire.
Exactly! Muffin powered imperialism rarely embiggens.
Emulating Monkeyman Bush is guaranteed guillotine, ending nation's superiority.
So ultimately projecting empire's really idiotic - overseas ratings inevitably tumble Yankee!
Yvette 'as nevvair keesed elegant Englishmen.
Eating nougat gives little indigestion so have mountains! Eat nougat!
Noshing oysters, uncaring gastronomes ate, tittering.
There's intensity to totally experiencing rainstorms in new gaberdine
Gaze at bears eating ripe damsons in narrow-focused enthusiasm.
One of my favourite words
Even now that he's unilaterally surrendered, infantryman arms surface-to-air missile.
Masticating iguanas seem sentient in lovely England
Eagerly necking gin like a needy dipsomaniac
Dennis is partly Samoyed or malamute and needs icy activities. Carolling!
Carol answered rudely - only Larry lies interestingly now, gents.
Genuine empathy? No, total schadenfreude!
Some change happily and deny ever needing friendly reconciliation, unless demanding evidence!
Elands veer in dashing eastward, nightfall closing early.
Egrets alight, reedy lake yellows.
Yawing elands loom large over waning sunset.
"Say," uttered Nicole, "Should elephants tithe?"
Trotting is trite, hardly equestrianism.
Elephantine quests under equatorial stars thoroughly rile immense and noble, immensely sly mastodons.
Marauding apes steal toothsome oranges, docile orangutans surpisingly sedate.
*ack* surprisingly=noticably, of course.
of course! Slowly, enthusiatic ducklings approached the endocrinologists.
Egrets never drop onto coverlets; rhinos ignore new oryx; leopards outdo giraffes in spottedness, touchiness, stridency.
Eventually new dynasty of China rises in north. Ögedei, lord over grasslands, invades southwards, topples Song.
Curses! Foiled again!
Song toppled, Russia invaded, daring ever new conquests. Yuan!
You understand a neophyte.
Not exactly outright praise, hearing your terse encomium.
Eels nap, crabs ogle monkfish infants under molluscs.
My, our lesser luminaries understand some contradictory situations!
Sitting in thought, under a tree, Isaac observed natural science.
Scintilating codpieces in ever new color experiences!
Shrimp, crab, ichthyosaura enshrined near coarse eelgrass.
Entering Xi'an, please expect rareified insights, experiencing north China's exquisitely subjective.
Shinnying up baluster, Jerome eventually came to insurmountable vine entanglement.
Elegantly, Nancy talked and nicely gestured, leaving Edward mesmerized, even nonchalantly tempted.
Toffishly, Edward minced prissily toward elegant debutante.
Daft English bastards utter twaddle and never talk Esperanto
esperanto Easy, small pony eating rice and neighing thorough;y outraged.
Owain upset Tudor rule, armed guards entered Dolgellau.
Let the small slice of Welsh history above serve as warning to never leave me a final 'l' - I'm so waiting to pull a
on your asses.
Dalmatians, ocelots, leopards, giraffes enjoy liberally lozenged animal underclothes.
Utter no denial, elephants romp ceaselessly letting off toots, hoots -- entertaining soiree.
Sauntering online I read entertaining epigrams
Elephant puddles irks gardeners, roadmenders, and many saunterers.
Sodden animal underwear necessitates towels, employing rubber elephant rear squeegees.
Such questions elicit euphonious glee, everyone erupts singingly!
Sorcerors in north Germany in nightime greet Lovecraft's Yog-Sothoth.
Yellow or green, socks often thrust heels out through holes.
Hosiery oft-times loses elasticity, slipping.
Socks lacking in perkiness: pendulous, indecorous, needing garters.
Sudden large intenstine pain - pray it's not gastroenteritis!
Go and read the entry regarding schnitzel
Sausages can have negative impact; try zealously enjoying laudanum.
Laconic, arching underwear designers are never useless, mum!
Mooses understand Mountain.
Moving old useless nouns to another iguanas nest
Nervously embrace scared tarantulas.
Take a reading and never tell uncle leo about synchronization.
Seems you never cared how rotten our nourishments in zoos are - today I opened noshery.
Nibble our smoked horsefeathers, eat rhymed yellowjacket-packets.,
Yep- eat llama lozenges, okapi willy jelly, and crunchy koala eye taffy! Plus add creamy kea eclairs, turtle souffle.
Better a tee hee bee than TB, sez I.
*forgoes cheap Shakespeare pun*
, don't be ticklish, never forgo a pun!
Save our underwear from football-crazed fraters, liquored-up, lecherous, engineering-types.
Oops, cut one of the L-words
Erik nearly growled: "I now expect every raid into Northumbrian graveyards to yield polished, engraved scrimshaw!"
Scamander created rough images, men swapping hobgoblins and well-wishers.
We expected long lessons - worshipping in Sunday hats each rural Septuagesima.
Wendell, everloving lover loser, Wendell is sure he enjoys real sentimentality.
oh crap. I wasted five minutes deciding on "sentimentality"... Serious elephants put together unusual annual gifts every September in merry abandon.
A beer and nachos do often nourish.
Nutritious oranges utilize rind intelligence stunting hypnotics
Help your police, noisy overdressed troublemaker is causing suspicion.
Sam uttered soft praise, importunities celestial immaterially overcoming noncompliance.
Never, oh never cast out monkey poo! Let it age normally, creative effusion.
Excited fecal flinging ultimately stains. I offer nothing.
Nothing offal to heft...Ignatz notices goat-droppings.
Get out and tango; don't run off pitching poo in nasty gooey salvos.
Surprise! a laughing visage, ordured saucily.
Sewage adorns uncle, chimp is loudly yelling.
Ye everlasting leaders, lament! Illustrate night's glooms.
Great leviathan, over ocean master supreme.
Swagged under pediments, ribboned evergreens meet expectations.
Every xmas people expect candy, turkey and tinsel - I only need snowfalls.
Somehow never overwhelmed, Wendell found a lecherous linedancing Sasquatch!
Sally always seemed queasy unless attached to Charlie's hula-hoop.
Hiding under leis, a Hawaiian outcast outruns policemen.
Professor's often invoking crude empiricism, making explanations nonsensical.
None of Nathaniel's
novel series is construed as literature.
Lately I've tried eating rhubarb as told usually really enjoyable
Enjoyable? Nonsense! Just offer your appetite boiled lettuce - exquisite!
I would just like to say that wendell's lecherous line-dancing sasquatch needs to be in the NoMoJoJo thread . . .
Every xmas queues up interesting sights - I think, "electric!"
Edward loved experiencing classic tram rides in Constantinople.
Cutting of northern spruce trees and nailing turkeys in neck offers people ludicrous enjoyment.
Equestrian nuts jump over your mama's excellent nummy trifle.
Transform rifles into flutes, loading embouchure.
Exactly my boy! Once uttered, Celtic hexes usually remain efficacious.
Evidently, furry fornication is constantly allowing creepiness into otherwise unremarkable sensuousness.
Say- everybody needs some. Up on Uranus, several nasty entities savour sexuality.
"Statuary echoes Xanthian undertakings!" a Lycian is twitchelly yammering.
Damn, but that looks wrong -- twitchily?
You are mocking my eshatology? Really, I *nailed* Gottendammerung
Bees, second one looks right
Go on - those tacky enterprises never did allow miniscule mutterings equally, resisting underhandedly near generalities!
Give even nine euros? Rather all louts in trade improve ethical sales!
Shit! A lion's escaped Serengeti!
Search every recess, every nook--get every thing inventoried!
I never veer elephantward -- not too overtly -- running in elephant-free directions.
Damned impalas ruining every croquet tournament - impetuous oddballs, nimbly swerving.
Surreal: wobbling elephants run violently into nearby gatehouses.
Goodness, and there's elephants heading onward unconcerned, smashing every structure.
Smashing tuskers rampage, utter ceaseless trumpetings, urgently rousing elephantdom.
Enormous limbs enter palaces, houses and nosheries, trampling down offices, markets.
Metropolitan armed response, killing elephants - terrible slaughter!
Surrounded large animals undo great hunters, trumpeting elephant revenge!
Restlessness envelopes vanguard, elephant nostrils grow enormous.
Eleven nerdy orangutans rearrange mountains of undifferentiated salamanders.
Such a long awaited musical - a nerdy, dorky elephant resolutely sings!
Save imperilled nature! Garotte soldiery!
Seventy old linguists, dazed, intemperate, eventually reached Yang-chou.
Yet another noggin gets conked - heffalumps order uprising.
Unrelentingly Pouring rain is splishsplashing I need galoshes
Gander, a lake, offshore soft hullabaloo -- evergreen seasoning.
So earnest and sincere, one neophyte in Nepal grew.
Goose redes epic wingings.
When interesting naughtiness gestates, invite nubile girls, silly!
Sadly I lost Leanna's yashmak.
You are still hobbling, Mike, after kayaking.
King Arthur's yobbish acolytes, knights in nasty gimcrackery.
Gyroscopes imitate movement, careening round a centered knob, everywhere reeling, yawing.
You're a working immigrant now, gastarbeiter.
Give alligators sufficient time; elephants reject ballet-lessons, elephants imagine twirling, eternally re-cycling.
Rhythmic elephantine cavorting - you can leave it nearly giddy-headed.
Gaze incredulously, Dandy Dinmonts, ye have extracted a doily every December.
Despite early concern, eventually my bananas emerged ready-peeled.
Rascally, eager apes: did you paste elephants' ears, leaving elephants deafened?
Delightful elephants are flapping ears neatly, emjoyably darkened.
Directly after Ramadan, kiwi's eerie night escapades discontinue.
Discotheques in small coaches offer necessary thrills -- injuries uglifying everyone.
Whoa! My n-word disappeared! Sorry. =injuries nearly uglifying everyone.
Excessively violent, egomaniacal rude youth's often nasty episodes.
English professor in Shanghai often delights erudite simians.
Silvery inked mail intimately answers no situation.
Shucks, it's merely inanity - and not Sinological. ;-)
Since I took up ancient telemetry I'm often nonplussed
Nest over nest perusing lories urgently seek sweetness, eagerly digested.
Nevermore ought newbie posters list unadulterated semantic swaggering, even drunk!
Simultanitis is catching! Down in Gomorrah, excited Sodomites' tumultuous evening debauchery.
Darling, elephants begin at unusual chapters, hence erratic reading, yes?
Despite excellent banter, Abiezer's unfortunate churlish HTML efforts reveal yobbo.
Yoohoo! Everybody synchronized?
So your next comment here restores orderliness. Now Internet zig-zagging ends. Delightful!
Deign enjoyment. Lifting in great heaps, the frightful undulating lycanthropes!
Long years cold, alone; never thinking how rare opportunities, pleasing events, serendipitousness.
Suzerain even recently entered negotiations despite increasing pressure in trade. Other units show no equitable state security.
Sinhalese envoy crossing U-Tsang ran into Tibetan yak-herdsman.
Yeoman and kayak--heading eastward, rolling down surges, making adjustments necessary.
New-made excellencies choose elephant stables, seraglios, and regal yachts.
You're against Contras? Help the Sandinista!
Soon another neat development: it's near, it's soon
Anticipating numbers now? It's very early, rather save acclamation. Restrain yearnings!
Yet every added remark nears it - note gathering suspense.
Some ungodly sum perhaps, ever nearing, stealthily encroaching.
Even now, creeping relentlessly onward, approaching comment high-point, internet nonsense gradualism.
Getting ready as denouement unrelentingly approaches, like inchworms scaling marigolds.
Murmuring about ripening is gratifying, outdoing long dank sussurations.
Slinking up soon, steadily, unceasingly reaching a thousand in our numerated silliness.
So it looks like I'll now extend Savannah sequence.
Soon everyone questioned under extra narcotics crashed eerily.
Edging eastward, readily involving latke-d yams.
You ate my sister-in-law?!
Seemingly inocuous Santas tease every rube, innocently nodding, laughing at wishes.
When in simian houses, eat souffles.
... and the winner is ...
Salacious opiate users fiendishly follow lingering etherial smoke.
Smile, Mama - our kitty's excited!
Every Xerox copier inhales toner, exhales documentation.
Esteemed Xanthippes cited intuitive treatises explaining defense.
oops, my turn to make up!
Dreary oddness consumes most Edwardian ne'er-do-wells 'til all their intentions open nothing.
Thanks for falling on that X wendell, and applause for patita
Days of Communist Ukraine, municipal executive nervous, they anticipate trouble in Odessa nomenklatura.
Withdraws applause for patita, pouts huffily
Night on the hillside in north Gwynedd.
aw, Abiezer, we can still be friends!
Gone, wild yearnings nurturing effusive delights--demented!
Dear Eppie: My ex-wife nearly took everything, desperate-housewifely.
Daniel's expertise secured posting evaluating reports at the embassy - having offered unusual semiotics, working in Farsi, even learning Yoruba.
You only relish undercooked beefsteaks, Aristos!
Are restaurants ignoring stout truffles of satan?
Satanic are truffle-hunters and non-truffle-hunters.
Crouches, waiting for the screaming to begin.
First I get wendell's wacko compound (not Waco compound I hasten to add
Koresh) above and now even Saint Bees is at it! Referee!
Not overtly naturalistic - Tristam's recorded utterances furnished few life experiences - however, until now the end-product rated semiautobiographical.
semi-lucid explorers missing in an undergrown thicket of bonobos in oversized grimy raincoats and Parisian hats irritating carrion-eaters and lexicographers
Let's examine x-ray image copies of gross raccoon anatomy possibly having enormous red scabulations.
Yeah, I made up that word. Wanna make something out of it? And all this time I thought I was living in wendell's wacko compound...
Wendell, I love your made-up word. Scabulations. It rolls off the tongue.
Normally I applaud creativity master wendell. It's the final 'y' that kills me.
So, Count Ambrosius, Belisarius's undead legions attack! They include orange ninja skeleton!
sweepstakes king eats lettuces, extravagantly tittering over nigglers
Now I've got guns loaded expect revenge shoot-out
sweeping high over Orion towards Ophiucus - unicorn thunders
That's how uninsured navvy died, erecting rickety superstructure.
Somehow, uniquely private experienced realities seem to recognize ugly characteristic truths underlying
"Exhaling xenon is still tedious," even now Charles explains.
Elaborate x-ray pictures look amazingly inside norwegian skulls
Swaggering knaves utter little-known lyrics, strophes.
Seven tipsy, randy orangutans pursued hiccupping English scholar.
Serendipitous charlie horses outnumber long, angular rhomboids.
run, horse over my muddy boot! outraged i dance swearing
Sometimes Wendell even alienates relatives into negative gestures.
Grossest expressions stimulate temperamentally uncouth relatives eating spaghetti.
Sweet pasta! Ah, good, healthy eating there. Thanks, Italians!
Itsa the anchovies - look, itsa anchovy noodle spaghettini!
Several apes go hunting epicurean treats, tempting indigestion, noshing inkberries.
Supporting pasta accelerates global hegemony. Eschew this terrifying Tuscan invention, noodle internationalism.
If necessary, koalas become emissaries, running registries in eucalyptus stands.
Sauteed tofu always needs delicate seasoning.
This is moving too fast! Fourth attempt.
Said, eating a sauteed orange, "Nasty, inedible new gastronomy!"
Gawrsh - anemic soy tastes revolting. Offer nachos on miso, Yolande.
Yehudi overplayed Liszt, and now denies everything.
Emmanuel vigourously embellished Rossini, yet the horns insisted "no gusto!"
Gosh, unusual symphonics there, Orff.
Groans underscore sonorously thundered overture.
Norwegian operaticist Grieg understudied Scottish tartans, obversely.
Whoohoo! Ostracize Ralphie, flooring fancier.
Oh, my...our first triple confusion?
Overt bullying, violence? Expel rowdy students, excellent lesson yesterday.
I think we should be on Bees' 'fancier' right? Sequence = gusto, orff, fancier
For another nickel Charlie imitated Estonian roustabout.
Rust over our sleek trike angers, but others use turpentine.
Take Uncle Ralph;s position: eliminate noisome tyrants in noteworthy exterminations.
Exacting Xenophon transcribed epistular ruminations mainly involving nascent activities, though invoking other's non-violence.
Now or never - victory is ours, Lord! Engage now, crushing enemies!
Empty notions emerge menacingly in evil saliva!
Spiders attacking legs increased Vera's arachnophobia
A rag? A cloth? Hell, not one. Please help out, beer is absconding!
After Barra, Sorley compiled online neologism dictionary in northern Gaeltachd.
Grievous aches eventually lean towards another chiropractic health detractor.
Deeply embedded television reporter covers taking of Ramadi.
Deeply embedded television reporter assigned covering taking of Ramadi.
Routs, ambuscades, materialize all dreadful idiosyncracies.
Illustrious devangari, India's original script! You never considered reading a course in elementary Sanskrit?
Sussuration augments noise since Kitzbuehl. Ready in Innsbrueck?
Imagine new neighbours speaking broken Russian, under extraordinary circumstances knowledgable.
Know no other way? Learn excellent devices, gain admirable benefits--Learn Esperanto!
English speakers pen endless rants and never try operettas.
*polishing up the handle of the big front door*
Olivettis pick every real emotion to type and show.
Surly hookers ogle Wendell.
What excellent necking! Daliences evoke longing, lasciviousness!
Lo! A ship comes inshore, Vikings invade our unhappy settlement, no escaping sea-borne skirmishers.
Swaying kilts in roiling mist; invaders seem horrified, eyeing rearing sporrans.
Scotsmen's privates offend raiders: running, appalled, Norsemen skedaddle.
Scotsmen's kinfolk end drama and drink Dalwhinnie, Laphroaig eagerly.
Even Abiezer gets entertained reviewing lilnemo's yammering.
And they weren't ogling me, they were ogling the weasel on my head...
And a most handsome weasel 'tis,
! You are mustily mushroomed, eternally relaxed, inspecting northern guillemots.
Growing ungainly, I've lately lost equipoise, made off-balance, totally skew-whiff.
Where's this weasel?
Santa's kin enjoy winter's wilderness, hinterlands, icefields, frozen forests.
! Fling out radishes! Eat spinaches, turnips, sauerkraut.
Sending all untroubled end-of-year revelry. Kind readers - auspicious, uplifting tidings!
This is dreadful! I need gloves, Santa.
Snort a noxious toddy already!
A little rum? Extra amber dark -- yippee!
Yuletide is: Peace Prosperity Eggnog Enchantment
good idea beeswacky!
Elephant no-noes: creeping hopscotch ant-eating name-droppers time-pieces monkey-puzzles elephant-hunters nightgowns tap-dancing
Tassels adorn pachyderm's delicate African negligee, coyly inviting neighbours' glances.
Give lasses anchovies, new-made colcannon, extra scotch!
Some canapes or tapenade can't hurt.
Help understand redstarts, tomtits.
Tom offers marmalade to interested truffle sniffers.
Socks not intended for feet envelop rich sugarplums.
What is a sugarplum, anyway?
A kind of not very interesting boiled candy popular in days of yore. Have ye ever tasted barley sticks or horehounds drops? Human tastebuds were strangely defective at times in the 1800s, one concludes.
Some, uncertain, prattle; astrologers risk putting lumps underneath man's soul-searchings.
Eek! I really goofed that one, with no g. prattle = grope
Sound of uneasy laughter - scatalogical, embarrassing and racially charged humour is not good standup.
Since toffee and nougat delight, unleash pralines!
Pour rum and lime in Nestor's eggplant souffle.
Seek out untamed freedom-loving, free-wheeling, Lumpopo elephants!
Eclectic lovers, electric phoenixes. Here are newborns, Tesla's scions!
Surprisingly, cute iguanas only need sunshine!
Supine ungulates necessitate such holy intonations, neighing eviscerations!
anyone who read Roberto Calasso's Ka will get this
Each vivid incision sends chills everywhere: red and tacky ichor oozing, now subsiding.
WISHING A HAPPIER NEW YEAR TO ALL!
Sponsor underwear, beautiful socks, imaginatively dyed, in numerous gradations.
AND A HAPPY #1100 TO BEESWACKY
Gee, Roger, another dressing always thousand island? Obtain new sauces!
Sadly another ugly century ends suddenly
Sailors unimpressed despite dockyard extending navy's longest yard-arm.
You always risk deafness amidst riled mergansers.
HURRAY! THE MONKEYFILTER ARCHIVES HAVE BEEN RESTORED!
mallards envy ranging ganders, anserines navigating southward, eagles regal stewaedship
*flings poo at self* = stewardship
Señor, this enema won't affect regularity. Does Spain hire incompetent proctologists?
(Happy New Year! - with apologies for the bad new year's precedent)
And the same to yourself, islander!
! primping rooster obfuscates, chicks tiptoe o let our goslings inspire stars to swarm
Maundering old reprobates in first-flung imitation earthshoes despondent!
Don't ever say "pacific" ocean. Nature defies expression, noble testament.
On a lighter note, bees, I liked your development of a poem set to the word "proctologists"! shouldn't we be putting this thread in an anthology or something?
Teals envy swans, teals always mimic egrets' nubile tailfeathers.
Monkeyfilter is itself the anthology, I think, islander.
temptation! and I love fabled eats and tipple helpings early rising skyward
Sometimes knowledge yields wants and ribald desires.
Denial ennervates! Simple images recasting every sensation.
Sir Edward never slayed a turcopole, idiot old numbskull!
Notice Ursa Major's big scoop, knowingly undying, ladling luminosity.
Luna, umbilical moon, indigo night's opulence silver is thy yearning.
You exhale and realize Nighttime is never gone
Gossamer orb, nightly excursion.
Enscribed "X" conjures Undead, reeling, swaying in occult noctambulism.
Never offer Charley toast and mirky brews untested, lite imitation sourmashes, mystifying.
Make your socks two-step indefinitely: fortified yarn incorporates Nantucket gristle.
Gentle rubbing is the least exfoliating
Extreme xenophilia finds otherness lovable, initiating acts that invite needling grimaces.
"Grimaces radiate intended malice aforethought," Captain Edwards said.
Smiling apes indicate delight.
Dessicant elements leave igneous granite hewn terribly.
Tshirt enterprise requires rollers, ink, bananas, logo, yourself.
You only underestimate reactionay shepherdesses expecting long-distance friendship.
ain't that the truth!
Feindishly, Ricardo invited Ellen north - decrying shrewdly her indignant parents.
Papa amiably rejected emendation, never teaching second-guesses.
Shrewd epistles communicate over non-trivial distances--granting unusually emotional sobs, swoons, even suspirations!
Silent universes selling pottery in rundown apartments to indigent onioned naked swabians.
Such wiles! A besotted Irishman always needs sympathy.
Still, you may putrefy a trenchant harmony yodeling.
You often desire elderly ladies in nylon greatcoats.
Get right equipment appropriate to cooking omelettes - a Teflon
Simpering arguments undermine cogent, eloquent responses. Poetry acquires nonchalance.
whoa, where the hell did responses come from? I got saucery!
ahem. Simpering arguments undermine cogent eloquence. Poetry acquires nonchalance!
Now old neckties choke, haltering a leash-trained anthropologist never choosing excavations.
Every Xmas Carl awaited vacation, always taking it on November seventeenth.
Expect x-ray clarification: ankles veer always towards intensive operations, needing surgery.
agh! Sereptitiously elegant vines envelop New Tudor edifices, ever near the house.
Help! Our unelasticized socks eloped.
Ever lovin' onanists prepare elaborate dens.
Deftly enmeshed, Napoleon surrendered.
Swan understands reeds, rushes exotically near, drowning each nymphaea, dispensing easily -- rushlights, eerie descents.
Deranged existentialists silence contructivists, enrage nihilists, tickle Sophists.
Saturday: old philosopher have imagined sixteen things suddenly.
Suckling underneath, delicate Does eat nutritiously, learning youthfully.
You oaf! Useless to have faultily understood learned Ladakhi Yogacarin!
You only get into chariots after royalty is nonexistent.
No, one never expects Xian is so touristy (except nine-league travelers).
Tea remains a venerable English libation; etiquette requires sipping.
Saucy Italian pepperoni pizza in Naples?
Gorgonzola really adds zest! Insalata extraordinaire!
Eating xanax tirelessly reveals awesome original reclining dreams - in no-way altering independently realized epiphanies!
Eat peas in plenty; have a nibble? I eat sourdough.
Spanikopita over undercooked rice? Decidedly oily, unappetizing, greasy handiwork!
Hiss asparagus 'n' desicated iris-root! We'll order recently-made Wilstermarsch.
Have a nice day! I won't, only real kerfuffle.
Wholly imaginary, like Sphinxes, the Evil Red Mangolin Armada recall swarthy, charming heresiarchs.
Help explore root-riddked earth; seek islands, archipelagos rare, carry horses starboard.
Sirius tries another raging bite; Orion's ancient, rabid dogstar.
Delroy's obviously grown since truly accepting Rastafari.
Previewing this time after being half an hour too late last attempt
rough ambling! somewhere there's a feathered airborne rascal, incredulous
I noticed certain reptiles eat darned ugly lettuce, only using spoons.
Scathing popular opinion ousted Nepali subaltern.
Sir, under blasphemous attitudes lie theological evisceration, reclaiming nothing!
Now old thick-skinned historians initiate new groundwork.
Gynecologists rarely order useless nylon diaphragms, wanting ordinary rubber kinds.
Kito intoned nuanced, demotic Swahili
Simba waddles and he's ingested lotsa innkeepers!
I never noticed Kanga's evil eye; Piglet, Eeyore, Roo simpering.
Sarah's inheritance - Mother's pearl earrings, ruined in nasty gorefest.
Grunions often raise elvers, feeding 'em salmon tidbits.
Toffee is delicious, but it's too sweet.
Dwallow wet eels, eat twenty-eight.
Twenty-eight wet eels never tasted yummier! Eels ingested grow huffy, tempersome.
Tentatively, Wendell emerges, noticing through yonder entrance incredible galleries hosting...
I take back that bwahahahaha...
Tempered expressions may prove entirely redundant, seeing others muddling extemporaneously.
one-a these days, Norton . . one-a these days . .
Elegantly xanthous, Tina enjoyed making people ogle randily and never even offered us some lovin - yeesh!
Your essential equipment - synthetic hockey-sticks.
horsemen own champions; kings eye you saddling that irritable chestnut, kicking, swerving
Swashbuckling women engender revisionist versions in nautical geography.
Gender equality often gets rowdy as pirate hussies yo-heave-ho.
You observe - hoping easy answers validate existentialism - hope obliges.
Our blessed leader invoked Gramsci's earlier speechwriting.
swallow pears eagerly eschew cheesy hotdogs with relish in turkey is nothing garnished
Groping amorously, randy nudity in silk heaps, endlessly delightful.
Disgusting - everyone living in Greenwich has time for utter fierceness.
Otherwise known as 'mean time', of course.
Flopping idiots emote recklessly, causing everyone nearby eating sandwiches sadness!
Souffle as dessert needs eggs, sugar, spices.
Sexy people, I can't envision snuggling.
Soon newfanglewd universities gave giggling lessons in narrow-minded guesswork.
Get us excited, stupid sexy wendell, or relent, knuklehead.
...'twas handsomely writ, wendellwit
Keep new-fallen, unhulled chestnuts; keep littler elephants happily eating amazing daylilies.
Dreaming again: you, looking innocent, loving, in endless sunshine.
Such unholy nonsense. Satan's hatred is not evenhanded.
Even vain experts need help altering naturalized designs, environmental disqualifications.
Deep inside, some quiet utterance amplifies life. It flickers, inevitably ceases, a terminal inhibition of neural synapses.
So, your nirvana-fu's almost perfect since experiencing samadhi?
Stars are merely a distant hint, inspiring.
In northern summer, poppies inspire rhapsodies in nodding Guernseys.
Give up? Extra rules now seem exceedingly youthful sputtering.
Skittish parrot upsets tea tray, exits reeling, intoning naughty gerunds.
hey, i know that parrot
Genuine etouffee requires unusually nice, delicate shrimp.
So, Harry, really... is Montezuma pertinent?
Paraguay exports resumed today in new, extended nation talks.
Tits and legs - Karen's
She ended negotiations, saying, "All this is over! Never again Lysystrata!"
Look, you stupid yob, stop throwing rocks. Angry? Try acupuncture.
Anger causes unnecessary pressure, ugly nuts carom through unusually raucous eateries.
Even after touching ermine, rubber is extra staticky.
Sending troops across Tibet? It could kill Younghusband!
You once understood northward grabbing, helpless undertakings, small-arms barrages, and nasty double-dealing.
Deranged, outraged ursine bellowing leads even dubious essayists along literary indiscretions (no giggling)!
Get irrestible giggling girls, leave in neatest gas-station.
Grumpy, acrimonious sooth sayers take action to intimidate oracular Nostradamus.
Nincompoopery often seems twee, rambunctious, although devilish amusements makes us snicker.
Strolling now in chic knickers, elegant riffraff.
Rambunctious indigents from far-away regions ate fried foods.
Fishing, obtuse otters decline snapper.
Saturday: no one applauds pinto ponies expelling rough-riders.
Rousing oratories, unusually gargantuan hordes - refute idiots doubting elephants' relentless sensuality
Such exquisite nonsense seems unusually appropriate, like insecurities toward yuckiness.
You underestimate chloriformd kings in net-stockinged escapages -- supremely scandal-ridden!
Some conservative analysts now demonstrably advocate lunacy - really international diplomatic detente's essentially non-negotiable
Nutella, O'Henrys, nougat--edible gratification (oral) that is about beatifying lewd eating!
Especially atrocious, this indignant newt growls!
Groteque rutting ovines wetly lurch skyward.
Grotesque rutting ovines wetly lurch skyward.
oops at least the second one is spelled right
Saxophonists know Yardbird's wailing alto recordings, discography
Damned irritating snowstorm - come on, grab ropes and pulleys, haul yourself.
Out of this dang white stuff, that is. Hmph.
Yarmouthians observed under relentless snowstorms, endangered lotus-eaters fleeing.
or - Yarmouthians observed under relentless snowstorms, endangered lotus-eaters flooded.
whichever ye prefer
Foosh! Landslides ever endangering, imminent nosedives ghastly.
Gallumphing hippopotami amble slowly through leafy yarrow.
You are really rating Oasis's 'Wonderwall'?
Woefully obese Neanderthals deliver each rotgut whiskey, ambulation larboard-lurching, lackadaisical.
Lusty antelopes create killer antelopes developing an insidious smile in classic antelope legend.
Last election generated evil, nasty demagogue.
Don't even mention a good ol' goofup USA election.
Earthworms like every creeping thing including old-school nematodes.
Nobody ever makes a toast over dry escargot swillings!
Say, what I like - lusty ladies - is nice groin swinging!
i feel so dirty
Sweet wetness in nubile groins is nicely gratifying.
dude, look what you started!
Genitals rarely ameliorate the intelligence; feisty young intellectuals notice giblets.
Giblets? I bet Letterman enjoys tick's sassiness!
Say a sweet something in nobody's ear sexy sentence!
Sensuality entails nuzzling, torrid embraces, naked, chafed epidermis.
Emily's piano is deconstructing egregious Russian militarism - it's Shostakovich!
She's hardly over-rated, she thoroughly achieved kudos - outstanding victory in competitive heptathalon.
Henry eagerly propelled the armoire that held lots of nightgowns.
Nice! I've got headshot, training gun on Wehrmacht's Nazi stormtrooper.
Sulkily they obey relentless moose, timorously report older orioles, parrots entertaining rambunctiously.
Raging and malicious blizzard upsets nettled city types; it only usually satisfies loony yeti-hunters.
Yak-butter enhances tea immensely, hungry Ulan-Batorians nevertheless take extra raw sugar.
hope ye have a warm fire and some tea to keep you ticking
Song's upbeat, great African rhythm.
Raoul's hairy yaks transported helium monthly.
Monkeys of Nepal try healthy lifestyles, yogurt.
- still have power to run the fireplace video. :-)
Yesterday offers gratitude, until revoked tomorrow.
There's only memories, old resonances rumbling ocean-deep whalesong
! Throw out mouldy oranges, rotting ragouts or wine-marinades.
No problem, Abiezer_Coppe
. We have a little echo, sounds of narwhales gurgling.
Get up, wretch, gargle, lurch into night-time gin-joint.
Er, that's 'retch', you know...
Galloping, I've new jodhpurs on. Nice trousers!
Thomasina rudely opened up someone else's red satchel.
, achieved talk-show comedian; hear eternal laughter.
Let's all undergo green habanero therapy - enemas required.
Red-hot expurgatory quackeries understandably invoke roaring expletives, damnation.
Don't add mozzarella, nachos and tomatoes in operating nozzle.
New ordinance zoning zoos, libraries enacted.
Enriched nurseries actualize coddled toddlers: enlightened drooling!
Damn right, outrigger. Other lunatic ideas need gargantuization!
Give a reason, get a new thread; undo ignorant zoologists attempting tiny images of narwhales.
Nigel's a rare workman, he's almost last English steeplejack.
Stuff tamales! Everyone enjoys participating, later eating jalapenos and cheese, knackered.
Knickered nudists are clothed. knaves estimate roguishly excessive deshabille.
Designer elephant shirts have a beeswacky icon lightly laminated, emblazoned.
Elephants manufacture beeswacky logo anklets, zippered overcoats, nicely emblazoned dhotis.
Don horrid old togas in summertime.
Sartorially unfettered, many mammals exuberantly robe themselves in Monkeyfilter-themed ephemera
Elephants purchase hoodies, entailing making earholes - rather awkward.
A weak king watches ambling red dromedaries.
"D'oh!" Roger opined, mindlessly eating dates and raspberries in enormous sandwiches.
Shambling across Negev, dromedaries with indigo camel-drovers have eaten sardines.
Schooling alewives rarely divulge individuals' nefarious egg-eating secrets.
Sucessive edibles calm roistering Englishmen training swordfish.
Sounding whales over reefs, delicate flippers in southern hemisphere.
Swashbuckling wankers' outcry riles Damsels, figures in swordfishing happenings.
curse you patita!! *shakes fist*
Heliocentric epicenter, My indiginous surroundings, Please help environmental regulations endure.
a message from your friendly neighborhood backyard committee.
Evelyn's non-alcoholic drinks use real espresso
Excellent super-caffinated, pot roiler every steamy second -- odoriferous!
One drink of really ideal flavour, Earthy, rich, of untold savour.
Sinned, asked vicar's opinion: unswervingly rhadamanthine.
Simmer, add vinegar, onions. Uncover, refrigerate. damn preview. ok, rhadamanthine Rennovations had actually detracted and muddled another nice townhouse. History is never essential!
Receive home-grown asparagus, deliver a menu, appraoch newcomers, take hazelnuts in nifty egg-cups.
Oops! Extraordinary sweepstakes scorned; equestrians never tried initiating a lottery.
Look over there! That exactly replicates yesteryear!
Yesterday easily stays today, even really young existences are relative.
Read early Latin authors - that includes Virgil's Eclogues.
Extreme charity leaves only goodness, unless evil saturates.
Soft autumn twilight undoing rose aureate, then evening starlight.
See that archaic red light in galaxies hastening today-ward.
To ogle derrieres? Ass! You wanton reprobate, derelict!
Depraved erotic representative easily lingers in conspiratorial taverns!
Telepathy ain't vile errors, really, nor second-sightedness.
Stock exchange contemplated outlawing non-institutional daytrading - some investments got hurt; the economic downturn nearly ended several stockbrokerages.
Some thief of cheap Kentucky bourbon raids our keepsakes, easily robs a guest eating spaghetti.
Stochastic parameters avoid getting higher evaluations to telegraph inaccuracy.
Isadora needs a closed casket; unhappiness ravaged a countenance's youthfulness.
Yellowed oilskin under the hearth, fire unwavering lights night's embrace. So silent!
Scripturally it largely evokes New Testament.
Tell everyone, "Stop thinking and mention endlessly nutsy theosophy.
The historical essayists offered scripture on paper, heavily yellowed.
Those historical evangelists offered scripture on paper heavily yellowed.
Your example looks like one wide, elongated dodecahedron.
Dude, only dialectical efforts can achieve hard-won equipoise during revolutions of nationality.
Never amend testimony if oath-sworn now and let illegal touch-ups yield.
You infidels! Embrace lichen-covered Deuteronomy.
Debating elections, unable to elicit reasoned opinion nor outline mutual yardstick.
You are Rumpelstiltskin? Donald? Samuel? Theodore? Ignatz? Charlemagne? Kadiddlehopper?
bees - I googled that because I thought your were just making stuff up.
Knighting, Arthur, doesn't involve dubbing dipsticks like Eric -he's ornery, pusillanimous, perhaps even ridiculous.
Abiezer_Coppe -- Clem Kasisslehopper was a comic persona of American comedian Red Skelton, the shtick being Kadiddlehopper was punch-drunk. But so what if I had made it up? A sentence is a sentence whether factual or fictional.
Ramble into Denmark, into Copenhagen, understand languages of under-visited Scandinavia.
Some can author noted diversions, impressing new acolytes versed in atonality.
A ton of nonsense and lyricism is too yummy!
Yokels underestimate my mare, Ysabella.
You say Americans bring evil lazy llamas? Asinine!
A silence indicates night-terror is newest equalizer.
Eating Quaaludes under a larch is zany, even repugnant!
Rare elephantine parsnips under gorgonzola nibbles are naturally tasty.
Television's animated 'Stones testify
You always bite bears, always drive around black bears, always driving outdoors overconfidently.
Oour vindication's easy - rightwing Conservatives often now fall into defeat electorally - now they've lost Yorkshire.
Oops! 'Our' that should be
Yellowknifers often revel: kinky sex habits include rappelling encounters.
Talk about yer cliff-hangers! Quite the piton ye've got there, etc.
contain our unique, never-ending thread's entries, rudely summarized.
I'm trying my hand at Perl and needed something to process!
I've got a cramp-on after that schtick, tick.
Suddenly, under-mesmerized members arose, risibly. "It's Zod," everyone droned.
Drank rum often, now extreme dipsomaniac.
Dang! It's probably silly
measuring a new item - anal-retentive Canadian!
! I'd say the money that
and I sent you was a worthy investment.
Canned armadillo, nasty antipasto doused in anteater's nostrums.
Now outrigger's started recording, upping my savannah-fu.
Great effort outrigger. Didn't click the link before fishtick pointed out what it was
Whoops, forgot the 't'
Now outrigger's started that recording, upping my savannah-fu.
Sloth, avarice, vanity... all nearly nihilistic attitudes... however, fuck uniformity.
Underplay nothing in Finland or reindeer murder ignorant tourists, yeomanry.
You esteem old-school machismo and naturally, reject yellowbellies.
(Thanks, BTW. fish tick: I suggest a Post-Off between you and bees!)
You'd even list lovers,
- what brazenness! Every loathsome litany is eagerly showcased.
I am not '
"So how's our Welsh campaign," asked Simon, "excited, Dafydd?"
Does anybody find you, Daffy Donatello?
Does anybody find you daffy, Donatello?
Donations of nothing alleviate, then extinguish, life's £u¢r€ ¤b$€$$i¤n.
(in case the symbols don't work, that's "lucre obsession")
"Oh, Beeswacky!" she enthused. "Such sonnets! It's otherworldly, nummybuckets."
"Never upset my monkey, you bastard! Unbelievable!" cried Karl "Evil, twisted simian-hater!""
Saints! I meant - in all notion, honestly - abject, true,
Rum ended a lugubrious, neverending existence, swiftly swallowed!
Swallowed?! Ah lord. Lost our wordsmith ever dear?
Desperate endeavoirs are risible.
Rum is soon imbibed,
, long endured.
endeavoirs? O wot kind of horrid spelling is this? Wot I have rot?
Every newcomer: don't undetake re-ordering expensive derringers.
Eeek! Someone's taken
Aye, so they have, the bastards!
Not lucky green ones, one hopes?
The evil knicker nickers strike again! You can beat them even bare-buttocked,
Despite every reasoned rationalisation, I nightly grieve each remembered sorrow.
A wandering minstrel, I, a thing of rags and patches, of ballads, songs and snatches -- and underwear that matchesx.
Some offer rare risks of wobbliness.
's behind -lo!- is nude, everyone seems sympathetic.
Striped yellow marsupials prowl around the hearth, eating tidbits in casseroles.
Striped yellow marsupials prowl around the hearth, eating tidbits in casseroles.
And being greedy, ate twice as much as I'd supposed.
Cæsar Augustus, says Suetonius, expanded Roman orders, liking equites' sesterces.
Soldiers eat simple treats, expecting raging conflict ensuing soon
Send outlanders or necromancers.
Not everyone can run our machinery an night, creative engineers required standardly...
Spalding tenants arose, nobbling despots and righteously defending Lincolnshire's yeomen
You enjoy old men's extraordinary natterings.
Naw. All tinsel-tongued epigramers [sp] ingratiate numerous googling subjects.
See under blackberry jelly, ectoplasm creeping towards sugarbowl.
Stageplay's ultimately gone awry. Reason? Because opening was lackadaisical.
Lets amuse commons, kings, amiably display and idiosyncratically shake imaginations, credit all liberations.
Libidinous iterations belie erotic rhapsodizing, albeit trying incendiary onomatopoeia next - Shplort!
Step heavily, pant loudly, oracilar reeling Tinkerbells!
Thieving islander nicked knickers, eventually returning bees' elegant long lavender stockings.
Lavender's blue dilly, dilly, and lunar
is being silly -- hooray! I wooled have used stellar but it won't rhyme.
Sapphires torment, offering crazy kvetches -- I now guarantee strata-gems.
Surely thinking roots aching tingly awareness gritty earth made sweet.
have used stellar but it won't rhyme.
bad bees! bad! not punny!
Surly westercoasters eventually exhibit
Taking individuals' cotton knickers? Larceny! I sure hope nobody ever steals silicone-implants.
It's my problem, like anybody noticed this situation.
Mygawd, that sounds like somebody actually talking about nothing!
Sometimes inland tourists undergo a test in our neighbourhood.
Never ever! I got his back over unfair responses; he opted out dishonestly.
Dizzy is she, hovering over new eggs, silently tsking, leaning, yawning.
You always wear nightgowns in New Guinea.
Give up, idiots; nobody ever acknowledges.
Acerbic comments kept
wanting: "let every dang Gaul eat spongecake."
silly postulating orbiting narrow gaited escrima cats, act kooky everyday!
Exceeding vilest efforts, Rupert yelled, "Dogs, attack yellowbellies!"
Yellow?! Egads. Let little odd wierdos bow egregiously. Large lovely idolators ease simply.
Simians imply, more postulations luminating yesteryears......
Yaquis, end stupid treaty! exit reservation! Yaquis, eat a restricted saguaro!
Speak articulately George - unused alphabets recoil onerously!
Oh, no. Engaged roustabouts Orate unreservedly. Silly? Loosely? Yes.
Yay! Easy sentence!
Scholars evaluated New Testament exegesis now considered erroneous.
Elephants romp, rudely overlook nesting egrets or ungainly secretarisvogel.
So, ever curtailing regemented entrances towards a regemented irratation, sans vectors, on gooder evenings? ludicris!
Let's undo depraved imagry: Crackpot reposing in skivvies!
Ludicrous uncles dance in clan regalia in summertime.
Oops, sorry wendell!
Short king insert various venoms into extraordinary sausages.
Sending archives unencrypted surprised agents, given expected subterfuge
Silently under bridge, trolls effect real fear upon goats' escapades.
Subterfuge, ubterfuge, Bubbly tubbley enubblyfuge, Rubbly fugly ubberlyfuge. Gack. Enough.
Enquiring nonchalantly, Otto unsnared Gwenyth's haughtiness!
know wot I mean eh wink wink
Heigh-ho! an uncouth godfather (have two!) incites northern exposure sorta swash-bucklingly!
Seductive wordsmithing as sentence hacking - Boy, understand communal kinkiness lest interesting naughty gyrators lewdly yowl!
You've organised workers, lumpenproletariat.
Look! unkempt mounted police enter northern Paris, riding over lumpenkins eating teacakes and resting in arondissements tempest-tossed.
Twixt ever-marauding paradigms, even solemnity tires. Though others seem sullen, everything digresses.
Dance-band is good, raw energy, sweet sounding easy syncopation
Seeing you never ceases other pathos, and times in obvious necessity.
Never expect ceaseless enmity, semantic simians' intentions transcend yuckiness
Yonder under-covered kindred instigate near-egregious salacious! Shit!
Seems he's international triathlete
Try? Right. It almost 'tried' him legless. Eventually, triathleter eased.
Every athelete spurts enormous discharges
Did it spurt? Could he argue rage-generated ejaculatory showers?
Some homecoming - ornery writers ejaculating rudely savannah-ward.
Herewith mumbles piscine humbug.
Since apian visitors aren't now noticeable, a hesitant wandering arachnid resumes discussion.
Have ye all left, then? Foosh!
Damnation, I still can't understand such sentiments, it's outrageous neoconservatism.
Still soldiering on fish tick, thinking of absent friends
Not every old coot on 'net surrenders easily. Rally veterans! Arm the indignant simian myrmidons!
Is it just me, or have things got quite italic recently?
Muster your rampaging masses!
: Onwards! Never surrender!
Sheesh! Us redhaired rhesuses expectantly natter, drumming each ribcage.
Returning intrepid beach-goer calls aloud, gestures expressively.
Hope ye had fun, glad yer back
Rich idle bimbettes can't always get everything.
Or maybe they can.
Entertaining xylophonists played Rachmaninoff, each soulful sonata inciting very excited loud yells.
Yes, everything looks like shit.
I'm so sorry.
Still, hope is timeless.
Timelessness is mostly endless longing, endless soul-searching.
...and endless italics. Can we have a closing bracket somewhere to celebrate a joyous renewed buzzing here? :-)
Swoop over, under landscapes -- spot every amiable rogue carrying honey in never-ending gyrations.
Great! You've returned! A trying interlude over now. Superb!
Sea-sloths under pastry: elephant's rich breakfast.
bees' renewed energy activates kinetic frenzy and silent thought.
The hatefulness of uncouth galoots hastens tarnish.
Truant apian's return newly inspires smiling heffalumps!
Hi, guys. I missed you, too.
Heffalumps eat fragrant flowers and loathe underripe mangoes, pastrami sandwiches.
I'd hoped bees would come back to frolic in the savanna with us!
Simians and Narnians differ wildly in choosing housing, except shacks.
Some homey and cool kitsch shacks.
And now it repeats forever! MWAHAA!!!!!
See how anteaters can kill Shaquille.
Saw how a quagga unluckily ignored lithe leopards -- extinction!
Easy Xenophon, this is not Cunaxa, this is Olympia now.
Neurotic ospreys wheezed.
We had entered eastern Zimbabwe expecting disaster.
Displayed in silence, a single tentacle expressed remorse.
Reincarnated elephants mingled over really small entrees.
Elephants now talk readily, eating entrees steadily.
Snuffling truffles, ears a-flapping, dinner includes lengthy yapping.
Youg apes prance, pouting in new grimaces.
Great raise - I'm making a considerably enhanced stipend.
Silvery trout in pool, ever nearer dry-fly.
Desire roasted yucca, fajitas, large yumminess!
Yee-haw! Ugly mummies manifest in netherspace, eating shiny shoes!
Superbly happy, old elephants serenade.
Some eighty retirees eating natto and durian erupted.
Swanky emporium's rather expensive nick-nacks are decidedly ersatz.
Pipped to the post!
Eric's ripped up posters the evil dastard!
Dervishes and siminas twirl around rioting devotees.
Daily eastward vocalising on tiptoes establishes enlightenment, serenity.
I guess there's more to it than that, though.
sinuses elephantine rheumily express nasal indignity throughout year
Goodness only nose,
Yikes! Elephant adenoids rumbled!
Ruminants, ungulates, mooing bovine lumbering elicits derision.
Dwarfed elephants risk itchiness swimming in old nostrums.
Nigel's overblown sexual tittle-tattle rather upset my sister-in-law
Sexual innuendo seems to excite relatives; indeed, notice licentiousness at weddings.
Wily eels dive depths in neverending gay swarms.
Serpentinely write, adding rhymes more sesquipedalian.
See, everyday shit, quite unique if pedestrian, equals doldrums. Ah life! It's always. . .nowhere.
Now overhead: white eagles' regal elevations.
Ergo. . .life! Except various allelujahs tend into other nothingness: Silence.
silence illuminates loudness -- elephants nearby clasp elephants
Except loneliness eschews plans! Heffalumps - and no-counts - think sourly.
Except loneliness eschews plans! Heffalumps - and no-counts - think sourly.
Sorry - oh, unfettered repentance! Love. Yes.
You. Eloquent. Smiling.
So many inventive lines - I'm nearly gobsmacked!
Grasp older banners, sigh, mark a chequered knave eating daikon.
Damnit, Alice- is kale our nourishment?
Nothing of uncouth rascals is sacrosanct here - minions expel niggardly thief-takers,
They hated infidelity, eschewed fawners - thus ancients kings established righteous sovereignty.
Saving our venerable excellencies, regents ensure ignorant governance neatly topples youth.
Youth - oh untrammeled thy happiness!
Hi, all- please pretend interest, noticing especially stagnant sentences.
Sheesh- we pass 1500 and suddenly it's naptime?
Still engaged. Next turn entered, now continuing extending sequence.
Silence evokes questions, until examinations negate careful equivocation.
Extremely quirky underdogs intone vociforously on continuing attempts to induce overreaction naturally.
Nighttime, and the usually reclusive Abiezer looms large, yelling.
Yurts erected leaning leftward, in new grass.
You expect limber linguistics immediately? No go!
Gargantuan raccoons ate someone's sopapillas.
Surely one's perceived after-hours peccadilloes (
loud looming) are sacrosanct?
Swift and clever! Really one seems awfully nettled, considering taciturnity.
Taciturnity? And concluding I take umbrage? Really, no - I'm terrible yammerer! :)
You all must make efforts regarding effusive ruminations!
not to mentions effusive use of y!
Revoke underplayed mumblings, imvoke new articulations taught in our nettled sillinesses.
Sitting in little lilac ice nests, egrets sing softy--evoking sympathy.
Swans yodel, monkeys palaver, and the horses yield.
So you might palaver and tell horse-traders' yarns.
Oops! Yodeling always relaxes northern sinuses.
Yee-haw! I'm eatin' Lassie's dewlaps.
So, I'm not understanding some elementary stuff... or Dumping everything, Wendell loses all peripheral stuff...
Stumbled, tottered unbalanced, flunked fandango.
Far away, nibbling dogs are neatly gnawing oranges.
Out-sourcing rhubarb, and now Germany's exporting sugarbeet?
Somewhere, underneath ghosts and rumblings, banshees eerily execute tan-taras.
Try another 'nana. They are really awesome, see?
Suck eyes, Eeyore.
Everything essential Yeats offered -- rhymes -- ecstasy!
Eliot coughed stanzas, throaty achievements. So Yeatsian!
Yet early Alfred Tennyson still incites ardent natures.
Nothing aggravates the usual rhymes except Stevens.
Note also those unholy romantics, especially Shelley.
Bleh, serves me right for ending with a 'y'
So these eminent versifiers encompass noble Shakespeare?
Sonnets have always kept exciting synecdoches poetry-worthy, especially as rhetorical expansions.
Early Xhosa poets are noted specialists - izibongo's oratorical nuance's superb.
Shelley understood poetic expression reflects being.
Bears excel in nibbling garbage.
Grasshoppers are really big and getting even.
Eventually veering -- eating, noxious.
Now our Xanadu is off-limits, underhandedly secured!
Now our Xanadu is off-limits, underhandedly secured!
Such extremely cute, underrated remarks evenly dissipated...
"Did I stutter stutter?" inquired petebest as the environment disappeared...
Does imagining satisfy anyone? Philosophers ponder eidolons, and run... engines dwindlling.
Dance, whirling in nervous desire, laughing loudly, intensified near gratification.
Got recent analysis that imputed failures in collective action - that interpretation's overly nihilist.
Now I'm hearing intermittent laughter in some tearooms.
Not, I hope, in legitimate industrial strike tactics?
Tuesday evening's awful, really - our orchestral meeting's Sunday.
Stalin unveiled new demands at Yalta.
Yield! Always look twice across!
Aw c'mon - Ride on, skittish scooterists!
Stop complaining Olivia, opining's tedious, even Roberta is supporting this subterfuge.
Suborbital Uber Beings? Transubstantiation escapes rocket fuselage, unapologetically gets evangelical.
Even Venusians agree: normal gravity edges lifeforms in circular articulations, lenticularly.
Lounging earth n00bz take in cosmological ululations, learn a real lot yo.
Oboes, bassoons, saxophones, cellos: under real acoustic norms these instruments sound transcendant!
The royal ambassador now stayed, chosen elephants next-door dined and nearly trumpeted.
"To Rialto!" urped my Pa, erstwhile trombone-eschewing dilletante.
Deliberate intentions? Let's leave! Extraneous trial and newspaper tedium ensues.
Extraterrestrials notwithstanding, some unheralded events stupify.
Such temerity, unheralded people implying forty yaks!
Yahweh abhors kitschy satellites.
Some avatars tread earth lightly, leaving interesting totems, even spirituality.
Some people idolize religious icons, thus untoward adoration, like idolatry, takes years.
You eat after relaxing supinely?
Shut up, Putin! I never even liked Yeltsin!
Yeltsin even lied to Soviets in November.
No one vaunts expediency; men bring extra remembrances.
Running, eloping, making escape marching backwoods roads and now continuing ever southward.
Running, eloping, making escape marching backwoods roads and now continuing ever southward.
Yes, monkeyfilter seems to be twirling its threads some tonught.
Ski over undulating, talking hills, waltz-step around rippling dragons.
tonught has come and gone and still I typo on
Dragons rarely admit going on nature strolls.
Wot can be done for these inhibited beasties?
Stone trolls reported, old legends lie -- sleeping.
Slyly leering elephants eyeball penguins in nile-green galoshes
Gregarious aardvarks lumber over snake heads, eliciting snarls.
Snakes - no - A Raging Lizard, speaks!
Such pathos evoked after kingfishers swooped!
See Wendell offhandedly offend patita, enraging dozens.
Dreams of Zapata, Emiliano's new socialisation.
Some oceans come in all lazy. Irate seas are terrified: "It's over, Neptune!"
Never ending perpetual typhoon uncovers nubile elephants
elephants leave electrical pants haphazardly around next to swanboats
Sigh- what a night! Beginning of a twilight serenade.
Sweet elephants, rejoice! endure nightfalls, all days endure.
Elands never digress unless rudely elbowed.
Elephants langorous bow, overdo wheefling: elephant dalliance.
*sigh* = wheedling
Dancing aging lions lying in an alley naked citing ecstasy
did i break it??
Evidently calling someone tardy affects somewhat yourself.
You obviously understand reality, Suonynoma; everybody loves fishtick.
I love including MoFite names in my entries... how come I never get words with a "b" in them?
BTW, next entry is #1600!
First I shall have the ironic cat kidney
No cat can be known thoroughly by such as we, the ironic cats we've met we know from A to P.
Kong, irked, damned novelty-seekers, expelled yodellers.
Your order's deified; even lesser lights eventually reached sainthood.
shit. another insolent n00b tries hatin' on others. dick.
Several awkward itinerants neglected true hospitality, offhandedly obscuring destinations.
Whoops! Down irksome cheetahs, knave!
Knowledgeable narwhals avoid vexatious eskimos.
Ever since Klingon integration, many officer Starfleet.
Support the Andromedan Resistance, favour Loyalists, expediously exterminate Terrestrials!
The early Romans ran everything smoothly: the roads, incredible aqueducts, linguine suppers.
Surprisingly ungrateful Parthian people expelled Roman suzerain.
Some underestimate Zoroastrians; enlightenment, Renovation, Asha interested Nietzsche.
Now I entertain the zany supposedly cheering his elephant.
Eat lunch early pal - have a nice tortilla.
oh, no, not ELEPHANT again...
Every little elephant prefers having Apiary Novelty tormented...
you wouldn't give me a 'b' for beeswacky, so I went synonymous... bwahahahahaha...
AAAARRRRGGGGHHH1 Tortillas only really torture idiots lacking Latino aptitude.
A pity the igloo toppled under duress; elephants?
Elephants, lazy elephants pressured homestead and now they're snow-blind.
Simians nostalgically offer Wendell biscuits, lemon-flavoured, imitation Norwegian bakery-fare.
Beeswacky's addition keeps everyone really yummily fed. Add rhubarb eclairs!
This thread is making me hungry.
Eat cooked lentils and investigate rice souflees.
Several ornery, underfed fellows leered excitedly: English sweetmeats!
Several ornery, underfed fussy fellows leered: English sweetmeats!
Not to be pedantic.
Swoop, wanton elephant, elegantly trunked, mirthful, ebulliant, and ticklishly ... subequatorial.
asts - every quahog uses a tube of rubberiness in avoiding Lutherans.
Lady, unless the heathens eschew roughage, attend noon supper!
Seven unctuous parish priests enter roadhouse.
Relying on a devious hegemony, our unctuous saviours eat.
Eat At Tetragrammatons
Towering elephants, tempestuous rogues and grey rascals -- a mighty matriarch ambles toward our new Subaru.
Stuck under big angry rhinoceros, really uncomfortable!
Ach! Wot a
Uncle Nigel chews old mutton, Freddie orders roasted termites, and Bob likes eel-pies.
Everyone enjoys lark pancreas in elksblood sorbet.
Must beg to differ with ye, dear
Some offal recipes best eaten tomorrow.
Tons of marrow ought rightly rendered on Wenesday.
Tons of marrow ought rightly rendered on Wednesday.
We'll eat drunken noodles, egg salad, dumplings, and yarrow.
You're a right rum one William.
Wendell is languidly lollygagging in Abiezer's marshlands.
Yeah, I know... I should've saved "lollygagging" for a last-word-L...
Most adolescents really should have less anxiety, not dental surgery.
Skin: unfortunately rather grey, eyeballs: really yellowish.
You ever lost love over wankers in silly histrionics?
Horse-thieves inveigled sorrels, taking roans, iron-greys; only nightmares inhabited cheaply-run stables.
Such thievery's abhorrent! Beeswacky's left effectively steedless!
Still those eager elephants dance, letting elephant-calves samba serendipitously.
So, even regal elephants nimbly dance in perpetuity? I think our utter seriousness lacks youth.
You're obviously unnerving the hippopotamus.
blows booze out her nose
Hippopotamus is prettily prancing on point of toeshoes, alligator must undergo surgery.
Or were those crocodiles?
Skin: unfotunately really gtimy, eyeballs: rather Yugoslavian.
Memo -- grime doesn't pay.
Yet unfortunately glee-club out-takes sell less and vaudeville is a non-starter.
Nighttime owl never sleeping tears at rodent- the evening's reaping.
Responsive elephants apply pachydermic ingenuity, nothing ghastly.
Good heavens, a space transporter's landed yonder!
You obviously natter doggedly - everyone's retching!
Right! Everyone take cover! Hide in nigh grasslands!
Great roilings amid sickened simians loose avalanches, near devastation, Sasquatches!
Seven athletic snakes, quietly undulating, approach terrified chimps, heed ear-splitting screetches.
Startled chimps run, escape. Except Timmy. Crikey, he's eating Styrofoam!
So, Timmy, you realize our fellowship overrules anaconda massage?
may apples slam succulently against guerrila elephants
Exactly - look: elephants? Pelted. Anacondas next. Troupe salvation!
Exactly - look: elephants? Pelted hard. Anacondas next. Troupe salvation!
Saved, alas! Lethal vexations and threats? I'd opine "no"!
Ornery boas jeer, elephants cringe, Timmy ingests other no-nos and baboons lob eggplants.
Elephants go ga-ga, primates laugh and now try snakecharming.
Serpents neatly adjust khakis, elephants' clothing has a ridiculous mode in neoprene galoshes.
Grotesque - a lot of styrofoam hastily ejected - surprise!
Giant anacondas laugh openly. (Serpents hate elephant slickers.)
Ach, try again,
-- 'tis only the way of the roller-coaster ride in this thread
She's run off and left us in the lurch, she has. Anybody? Anybody?
Sneaky lemurs inviegle citrusy kumquats, eat radishes slyly.
Eek. *thumps large leafy branch on ground for emphasis*
i before e, except when it's me
och, the shame, the shame..ye certainly are emphatick
Sex lacking, yes? Lo, yohimbine!
Whoops, I've hit the gutter.
Yes, old hipopotamus in murky brine ingest nested eggs.
Extremely goofy guess, Suomynoa.
AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!! Extremely goofy guess, Suomynona.
I know... step away from the keyboard...
Seek underneath our mammoths, youngster; never offer niblets anticlockwise.
Ah. 'Neath the ibex Came . . . Llama [otherwise called Kiki.] We idled. Suddenly - EEK!
Everyone envied Kenneth.
King Edward never needed excuses to hopscotch.
However, on points, Saracens crush other teams: Championship headliners!
Howdahed elephants are dashing leftward into neighbourhood's extremely redolent sewer-system!
Smelly elephants were easily refused - stop yielding slops to every marsupial!
So, evidently we evoke right-seeming yearnings, simultaneously tackling everything manually?
Yeah, I even incorporated the hyphen. On preview, DAMN YOU TO HELL MOTHNINJA.
Mastodons ambled northwest; undervalued are lengthy, lichen-clogged Yellowstones.
Yowch! Eloquently laughable. Loud our wants seem, tears over nimble equestrian simps.
Steeplechasing is murderous pursuit, sometimes.
See, often monkeys experience turmoil if made emotionally sensitive.
Simian empaths never speak in thunferous injunctions vexing everyone.
Elephant ventriloquist's extremely rude, yelling out naughty Esperanto.
Elephants swap perplexities, elephants render almost nothing through one-upsmanship.
Only nomenclature explains uncalled-for pachyderm silliness, making a new stereotype hopeful, indeed predictable!
Please reveal examination diagnosis. I've condition? These are big legs - elephantitis?
Inflamation of the elephant or elephantiasis?
Elephanmts leer evilly, peering huffily at Nile-green tiles in Timbuctoo, impractical sight-seeing.
Slighting iguanas generates horrible tensions - superior engagements ensue in noble gentility.
Greetings elders; now then, it looks like I'm the youngest...
Youth overpowers unearthed Neolithic guy, elephantastick snapping tyrannosaurus.
Tremulous youth! Ravaging age! New night, old sun; An unending rampage: Unchanging simian.
Such impudence! My ideals are non-negotiable!
Nonetheless, our navigator, non-plussed, eagerly got out, tallying imaginary anteaterts, birds, little elephants.
Expertly listing environmental phenomena he ambled nothward towards Senegal.
Suave elephants, naughty elephants, gavotte around Lilliputia.
Later, in landlocked Liechtenstein, irate pachyderms unseat thirteen inept aldermen.
Alas! Local democracy enacts regulations meaning election's nullified.
Aged Lechtensteinians deplored elephants roaring musically -- endless nightmare!
Nonetheless, Icelanders geothermal heat tickles most ardent rural elopers!
Eminent lovers of philosophy eat raw shellfish. Or, Nostrum-dispensers urgently licensed lost intrepidity, fled into extra-outlandish districts.
See here elephants, local legislature functionaries irreversibly, solely human!
Homo un-sapiens makes alienation necessary.
No elephant can ever stand stupid-ass Republican yammering!
You are mistaking my elephants -- Republicans irk nobler gatherings.
Given adverse tidings, highfalutin' elephants, rejecting inadequate nouns, get sesquipedalian.
Samsaric elephants suggest quick usquebaugh, impossible paradises -- elephantine dalliance always lusty, indeed, affectionately Nirvanic.
Next, intoning Rig Veda, amorous Nelly intensifies cavorting.
Capers and vauntings of royalty titilate -- influences netting grotesqueries.
Grandious regals often turn eager squires, questing under extreme rules, into estated suspirants.
So undermocratic! Sorry, poorly installed rulers are
Such theocracy! Are they Episcopalian?
So the alternative's total enfranchisement?
Evidently preachers influence some court officers, perhaps a little insurgent anarchy's needed?
dude, we're in sync or something.
No, each ecclesiastical does everything differently.
Do imagined friends finally exit, reverse, enter new turnstile, lycanthropically yowling?
You obscure, wanly, life's innate need: grotesqueness.
Going round our town encountered senator quite unexpectedly, emerging naked, eating sautéed sourdough.
So our uncles replied, "Don't overstay Uncle George's hospitality!"
How opinions spiral--piteous in their amiability, lewd in their yawning!
Yonder ape walking north in neon green
Gustation requires eating, endless nutrition.
Now Uncle Timothy repeated, "Iceward! There is overgrown narwhal!"
"Never anticipated Robert would have a labrador."
Let's ask beeswacky right away! Doesn't Abiezer_Coppe respond?
Rather eccentric spelling pal - obviously not dog-lover :P
Dachshunds overeat gluttonously, labs over-exercise, Vizslas eyeball red-coats.
Revoltingly emptying dogs can often annoy trail saunterers.
Salukis adore unripe 'nanas, terriers enjoy rare entrecote - Rottweilers salivate.
Some animals leave interesting voice-mail, although terrible e-mailers.
Existentialism marauds apiaries, infecting local esthete. Requirement: sunshine!
Such unnatural nuances seem high-fallutin' in Neanderthal expanses.
Exaggerating Xanthippe's progress after noble Socrates expired saddens.
Salt adds defining depth, epicurean noshing satisfaction.
Some aging traumas involve Stones fans attempting courageously to ipod other neo-traditionalsts.
Not exactly over - the roots are deep inside though I'm older now - and love is still the springtime.
Swimming prince, ridiculous in new gabardine, tenaciously imitates marine elephant.
Easy ladies eat pizza, hide, and nicely tee-hee.
Thieving evil elephants heist Emperor's emeralds.
Every miserable elephant receives a letter declining succotash.
Such utter cobbler's! Chowder of the angels, spurned holus-bolus??
Happening on less unpoliced soirees, bands of licentious uncles swarmed.
So who's actually read Marx's earlier discourses?
Discourses? In several courses, otherwise usual requirements. Such extensive silliness.
Scholars include Lenin's limericks in numerating early Soviet stanzas.
Supressionist treatises annoy New Zealand's angst-ridden students.
Sterling talents unite determined emigres needing temporary sustenance.
Somewhat unexpectedly she took exception, now a new concept's essential.
"Exactly," she said. "Every nerve tingles in anticipation lately."
Last attempt took eleven thousand years.
OOOOOOOOOOOPS... DOOOOOOHHHHHHH.... AAARRRRGGGGGHHH!!! Last attempt took eightteen long years.
You expect a real symphony?
Sure, yo. Marx's proles had Ovations 'n' Yamahas.
you ask me and have answered selflessly
Soon everyone let fly, lightly, effortlessly, saying, "Sing low-pitched yippy-yi-yays!"
yet in peoria, people yell - yes indeed - "youth and youthfulness sing!"
Strangely it's not Grundrisse.
Gonna really upset neighbours! Daily rituals include shrieking soprano etudes.
Even tidy undersides do emit smells.
Some messes emit less lovely sulphurs.
So unless leotard's padded, he uncannily resembles Superman
Some ungulates prefer extra rice, mostly as nutrition.
Numerous underfed trilobites remain imbedded: Triassic indexing of natives.
Although I suppose it's really Cambrian.
Now and then I voluntarily endure stupefaction.
Spring! Tulip uprising, pagan Easter festivals (Astarte's celebration) - Terra is opulently newborn.
Several Tasmanian uncles, peeved, exited furiously and ceased talking in our neighbourhood.
Eek! Tick talked!
Nay! Eat western blossoms, or roast nilghai.
Not if Lenny goes, he's awfully irritable.
I rented, re-invigorated ill-washed Thai animals, both lusty elephants.
Elephant, le elefant! Pachyderms have a nice trait: sympathy.
So you mean pachyderms are the heartiest yearners?
Young elephants are really negligent eating raw shellfish.
She had eaten less legumes for inside she hurt
Here undignified revelations thrive!
Take heed- rancorous indigestion volleys external.
Every Xian that enters rear-wise negates a life.
Laughing in fits eviscerates.
Love is for everyone.
Electric vibrating elephants rarely yield on northbound expressways.
Every Xmas provokes rather eloquent soliloquies; "So, was Anthony Soprano Santa?"
Spinach artists never trust anyone.
Any new yellow object needs exoskeleton.
Excitable xenophobes only scare kids; evolved liberals elect to outsource Negroponte.
Never elect grotesque republicans or portly ogres nor tightassed elitists.
Exposing legislator's iniquitous tendencies is service to society.
Sweep out crazed insect-eaters, end terrifying yarrow-casting!
Yarrow-casting actually remains rustic. Outraged wild city-dwellers aim sushi towards irritating Neanderthal galoots.
Great apes like other old tinkertoy structures.
Some Thursdays, roaring-drunk, ugly-mannered Carl teases Uncle Ralph: "Elephant sycophant!"
Some yeggs can overcome pulp humbug and native tackiness.
Type a comment Kindly insist nothing exists Seek solitude
Suddenly one little insect tried unusual death-defying escapade.
Everyone swims ceaselessly around, paddling and diving erotomaniacally.
Even smallest creatures avoid Pale Angel Death's embrace.
Gone in sixty seconds!
Each ripple of the open Main arouses, now I'm all carnal activity,loins lustfully yearning.
Your Excellency's amorous ramblings never irritate nervous geophysicists.
Give ermine-clad oligarchs palatial homes, yet send idealistic creative individuals squalorous tenement shanties.
Shabby homes are now taking in energetic spirits.
Fie on such a notion,
Some horses are nibbling tidbits in equine splendour.
Some phantoms imbibe rye, irking tosspot spiritualists.
"Spirits poured in revelry Igniting the unrest Among love's idealists," Sighed the schoolmistress.
Scotch can help our overwrought legislators -- mostly inert spirits that rest, easily swilling, snoring.
Senators napping or representatives inebriated - nice government!?
Genuine old velvet evokes reminiscences, nudges memories effortlessly near transcendence.
Teasing rogues and negligent swan-uppers cause earthy natterjacks despondency, evidencing natatoial craftiness elatedly.
Earlier lusting, Abiezer transcends erotic desires, lurches Yggdrasilward.
Ye gods! Great drooping rods! Repent all sins immediately, lest we all rush deathward!
Defying exhortations Abiezer tumbles heedless without absolution - ruined, downfallen.
Droppong onto welcome nightcrawlers, feeling awkward, lilting lewdly -- elephant nonchalant!
Nominate our newest candidate! He always looks at non-voters trangressively.
no, I don't know what it means either
The rascal answers nonchalantly, "Surely, government representatives err sometimes, so I vow: Everyone'll love Yog-Sothoth."
maryh, I had one but yours is
) ) )
You! Out, go! Southern ousters tour here, opposition their handy-work.
Hard abs never do yard work or require knowledge.
Kicky new outfits! Wild lifestyles! Everybody dances gustily- Excelsior!
"Expect Xerxes?" cried Erat. "La, sir! I only repent!"
Refuse extra Percheron! Expect no Thoroughbreds!
Titled horses often resent other ungulates. However, boring rhetoric elevates ducal simians.
Sleeping in Moscow, initiates avoid new-fangled swordsmanship.
Swallowing whole oysters, Ricky did sputter madly: "Another neophyte! Screaming heresies is pathetic."
Percherons are the heaviest equines -- I think it's curious.
Oops. Percherons are the heaviest equines -- though it's curious.
Comely unagi, rice in ovoids usually satifies.
Stealthy asp, thy inching - silent, footless - inspires elephant stampede.
So take a mighty pachyderm Elephant Delights -- extraordinary!
, taken rarely although often relevant down in Nagpur, are radioactive. Yikes!
You irk kings eating sandwiches.
Shiva -- antique, numinous deity -- would ingest cold hamburgers, extra seasoning.
Several eager agnostics showered: one's noble if near godliness.
Give octopus dainties, letting it nestle, extend subtle aubmergence.
Such unbridled, bounteous merriment, evenings relating garrulously escapades now considered embarrassing.
damn. i thought "aubmergence" was a cool-sounding word I didn't know. and i was impressed. but no.
Every man before Aristotle resolutely rejected animal sorting systems; intellectuals nowadays group.
Thinking aubmergence might be when ye are staring around a room full of people and become aware that a certain number of them have red hair,
early murmurs -- birds are roosting as sleep settles in nested groves
Eek! Gulls reel over unstrung promontories.
Lovely poem even if it was pipped to the post beeswacky
Please read our manifesto - our new theme of ranting incoherently elicits support!
Yours was better, Bees!
Glad ye liked it.
Sicilian undertakings purified people of ruthless truthfulness.
Silly uppity posters pre-empt ornithological respondence- touche!
gak! you're quick!
Those railroaded underlings that had faith until left needy evermore sought solvency.
She offers lovely vocal exercises, now counting yodelling.
Yodellers oust diva, endlessly loosening larynxes in neighbourhood ghetto.
Gerenuks have ethereal throats- tracheas optimal.
Octopus plants tentacle in mussels, and ... leverage.
Lovely, elegant vocals echo 'round auld, gala embassies.
Nice definition, bees.
Embers mournfully burn as stirred souls invoke escapist succor.
Each morning British ambassador sings songs, international esteem suffering.
Late to the party again!
Strange urgings, curious compulsion, odd rumination.
Rumi's unusual mysticism is now attracting teachers in over-educated Newfoundland.
The above statement is probably true in a parallel universe.
Normally even windy Fogo outport universities now deem Lamarckism a noteworthy diversion.
Diversity is varied; everyone reads Schopenhauer, imitates old nincompoop.
Nietszche is not chary of many prejudices, or of perversity.
is it taking as long for you to get this page to load these days as it is for me?
Pendulous extremeties reveal vivaciousness, even regular sexologists invite touching - Yowza!
Youch! One wayward zipper attacked.
And, ticklish tricksters all cackling, kryptonite entered - delightful!
Digging ecstasy like ignorant goobers having tremendous fun underneath linens!
Licentious... I'll never eat non-shellfish.
I just realized I've used a hyphenated word before as
word, and just now have used it as two. Please discount that response; work beckons & I have no time to redo. Sorry!
Licentious... I'll never eat nasty shellfish.
If I may make so bold.
work?? Before Semantic Simian Savannah?! G'waaaaan!
Singalong Hopkins entreated Lovely Lorina, finding innocence sexy - Hell-yeah!
Non-shellfish ought to be one word if it's hyphenated. He said unshellfishly. But now I don't know wot to do -- do I order the shellfish or the non-shellfish?
Nibbling on nougat seems, however enticing, lamentable license, fat-inducing in seasonal helpings.
Oops. Sorry, pete -- yours wasn't up yet when I previewed. HW's right, this thread is becoming slower and slower.
Help every little liar, ye evangelists and hellbound!
Hear every little leviathan, ye evangelists and hellbound!
Hearing each little leviathan's braggadoccio offers unlimited naughty details!
Digits exist to aid in learning statistics.
Sending ticklish amphibians to Istanbul swiftly though it's crazy shipping.
Serge helps investors power purchase intriguing nuns' guimpes.
Grab underwear in my pants even snap!
Stretchy nethergarments aggrevate petebest.
Petite elephant tells everyone bigger elephants sound trombonish.
The randiest of monkeys, bonobos, often notice impressive, sexy hindquarters.
here, intumescence never dwindles, quaking underpins arteries, released tension erupts, rushing seaward
She's embraced alcoholism, working at real dipsomania.
Do iridescent pitchers shiver? Opals? Mazy alcoholic nacre invests a conch.
Could one now control haughtiness?
Hey - A unique gamble has Taoist intentions, now emptiness succeeds sublimely.
Sailing up Bosporus lately, I met extremely lost yachtsman.
Yarr! Ahoy, Captain Haddock, 'tis Smee! Mateys, articulate nautically!
Nautical aphorisms underscore the incredible call all lifeboat lubbers yearn.
Your efforts achieved righteousness: NINETEEN-HUNDRED.
darn you wendell! *shakes fist*
Nightly I natter endlessly, taking every empty nuance, hovering under nerf-like dreams, rhyming existential dance.
"Dive!" a nervous Cap'n ejaculated.
Edna jitterbugs across crazily undulating linoleum: acid trippers enliven discotheque.
Dancing in such chemically-induced outlandish twirlings, however Edna's quite unexpectedly entrancing.
Ethelred, notoriously tardy, repositioned a new cavalcade into Nine Gorges.
Glowing o "Goody! Oppressive regime," George explains schizophrenically.
Sorry about that:
"Goody! Oppressive regime," George exclaims schizophrenically.
yikes! Such a public display of glowing o.
Six cheesy hussies in Zimbabwe organize pet hospital, repairing emu noses, immunizing carefully any laconic llama youngsters.
Pinch and a punch for the first of the month and no returns.
but i don't
to be exposed to any Glowling o
Your olfactory uniqueness
great smells - talks earnestly regarding stroganoff!
Strong tides ripped over Galungan, after night of frenzied fidelity.
frenzied fidelity . . i like it
For I've done every little invigorating thing youthfully.
I get high with a little help from my glowing o.
Fishermen in dungarees enjoy lassoing ichthyosaurus, tarpon, yellowfin.
Yoohoo! overpaid underling! Tell how fisherfolk underestimated, "Let's Leave Yugoslavia."
bees, the glowing o will get you every time.
Yes, undercooled gelatin often slurps lewdly after vital ingedients abscond.
grr, the glowing o stole my r! ingredients!
Aftershocks break some china, overthrowing new Dresden.
Diet! Righhht... except she's definitely eating nougat.
No other Ugandan gets a tracheotomy.
Thunder rolls around, crashes; hive enjoys outpouring of Mexico's Yucatan.
Ach! tracheoomym here we come!
=hive enjoys outpouring tourists of etc
O! the glowing o dispenses an extra M now.
O the m-munificence of the glowing o!
Yangtze urchins catch abalones - tasty! Add noodles!
Notorious 'o' outshines darkness, lewdly emitting sunshine.
It's an arse joke y'see! Not funny if you have to explain them of course.
Season Uncle Ned's simmered horse-radish?! I naysay enterprise.
Entertaining notoriously tempramental eaters requires precise recipes involving shameless epicureanism.
Eat poetry in cream, unite redundant escargots and nihilism, it's still moonshine.
Marauding orangutans occupy noodle shop, howling intemperately, naughty escoffiers.
jeez, this thread is gettin' long...
s often negate silly hassles in negotiations, ecstatically.
Dang it. Okay, then:
Every single copulator's
from fucking in elevators rumbles stirringly.
springtime thumps into relapse, recalling irksome nightingles gurgling liquidly yawn-ward
the glowing o strikes again!
In bastard boss mode...
You're already working nights - we also require daylight.
Yetis are wandering North - warm air reached Dhangarhi.
foiled by the slow-loading page!
Dancing and yelling loudly in groups happifies terpsichoreans.
Time ever renders painless sometime infelicity, converting happily old regrets, eliciting a new synthesis.
sandman, you nibble the heart easily spat into shivering
Scandinavian heroes in Valhalla eat reindeer, invoking Norse gods.
Glowing O discombobulates simians.
An informal survey: would it be considered heresy to remove the first thousand comments here and move them to a page linked to this one?
I'd thought similar fish tick - maybe start a savannah 2 thread would be easier (just responding to the last post here in a new thread)?
Scarcely in my interest and not sensible!
, but I think it may not be so easy. This is the eighth or nineth thread (or some such figure) of wendell's game. tracicle dfoesn't want any new threads of it being started, alas, though it gets achingly slow when threads get long. Maybe we can backtrack and see if there's not a shorter thread in the Archives, and use that for a while instead of this....OK, guys -- thread 147 has only 266 comments on it, if ye want to shift over there.
remember, tracicle rapped my knuckles after I started up continuation threads for this game after each 300-400 entries.
Such efforts never seriously improve big lousy environments.
Bees beat me again! Seriously, I've given some thought to finding/making a seperate space for this exercise. I have an extra "Free 'til 2007" webspace from 1and1's promotion last year. It could be done as a membership blog with some free blogging software (like the original "Blogstop" was) that maybe we could alter so that the last word of each post would become the Title of the next post? I even have a domain name picked out fo it; I can probably set up most of it myself, but assistance would be quite welcome. Do I dare put up a "Curious George" on the front page or should we just discuss this here...
Yup, I remember. That's why petebest started this one, to take the heat off you. 147 is the New Kids thread ye started way back in December 2003,
, but it only has 266 comments on it. No reason we can't go and use that instead of this one if we choose to, I think. That's monkeyfilter.com/link.php/147.
Good thinking, everyone. Will you start us off over
, Maestro Bees or Professore Wendell?
oh the irony! damn slow loading page!
Alas, toppled by its own success. Okay then - Back to the Future!
what? aren't we going to wait until this thread hits 2000?
To be continued,
Has everyone really exited?
electric xylophones instill terror even depression
, we've moved over to
because many players complained of the long loading time on this thread. Scroll down to find us.
Or click on
Most Obvious News Kids Yet...
in sidebar to the right.
yea i know, i was playing by myself.
Move you say? Even Linus floats
*stands on sidelines, chews candy bar thoughtfully, watches
Watch as this chimpanzee hatches erratic sentences
Silently enter Norways towns enlisting native cows expiring sires
Soon I'll revile extra sublieutenants.
Subversives, usurpers, brigands laboring into exhaustion utilized twenty elephants nascent antlers now they sing.
Sonic illumination, new gramophone
Grandma raided Auntie's Medicare! Otis! Prettybabe, help our nana escape!
Endlessly sacrificing carp, a presidential excretion
Exonerate Xerxes creaping russian expansions towards indian ocean negated
Now, everyone gathered agreed to evacuate.
Despite evacuations people are returning today
This old dog ate yams
You are my sunshine
Silence! Unending nonsense spreads heresy. Imperial nanny excommunicated
Evidential x-rays corrupt ombudsman ministers muster ultimate narcisist illuminating conquering armies territorial exercises delayed
Escape longwinded attempted yammerings! Erase Dunderheadedness!
I know... I'n evil...
Stop playing with yourself Suomynona! It'll send you blind...
But look i'm not deaf
I am over there as well
Dunderheads everywhere are flippant.
We eschew little letters.
For little imps, partying past afternoon necessitates tequila
Tacos, enchilladas, quesadillas usually include libations
. (HI EVERYBUDDY! Hey, a small gang of MeFites just broke the record for the longest comment thread on that site and I've challenged them to try to beat this thread - 1978 and counting. Why? Because, as a dual-citizenship Filterite, I just LOVE watching border wars break out!)
Yes, but wendell, we have no particular reason to believe that anyone over there cares.
That should be: "we have no particular reason to believe that anyone over HERE cares." And now MetaChat has started its own
game. I AM SO CONFUSED.
All uniformed traffic enforcers need to impart caring ASAP.