April 09, 2008

Smell Phone
posted by Plegmund 16 years ago
  • I'm sending you all a 'fragrance' through the internets right now. See if you can guess what it is.
  • I refuse to slip into the deep, dark, hole of inappropriate comments that you are all about to dive into......
  • The Food Network will make a mint if they can incorporate this technology into their programming.
  • Anyone who sat through John Waters' "Polyester" with "Smell-o-Rama" knows that this concept has serious stink potential.
  • Wikipedia on smell-o-vision.
  • Based on the flavors of ice cream that Japan produces, I think I will pass on this smell-o-phone. For those with "greasy" phone problems, this smelly phone could emit a stench of earwax to alert the owner that it's "time for a cleaning!" Too crowded on the train? Just dial the shortcut for stench of urine or halitosis and enjoy your newfound body space!
  • MonkeyFilter: I refuse to slip into the deep, dark, hole of inappropriate comments that you are all about to dive into...... This post stinks.
  • Yeah, I don't have to smell enough of the world's random fuckers doused in Axe body spray and cheap perfume. I want them to call me and trigger an asthma attack in my home. Yay.
  • DO NOT WANT
  • ringringringringring BANANAPHONE!
  • But, does it vibrate too?