November 26, 2005

The ancient Greeks worshipped it. Sigmund Freud said women envy it. And on Tuesday, a man pulled a truck with it.
posted by stirfry 19 years ago
  • * Starts singing Bob Seger's "Like a Rock"
  • Large penis is always welcome. The big phallus is of a Swabii I killed in the Rhinelands. Eat the goat testicles, my boy, it puts oak in your penis.
  • homunculus.....your search fu could pull a truck! good job!
  • There was an ancient Taoist skill where you could train your penis to pull up heavy weights. I can't remember what that skill was called now.
  • I saw this guy (I think it's him) on a British martial arts show. He's really cool. He can do amazing things with his "hard" chi, like throwing chop sticks into plywood. But he has to immediately do "soft" chi activities to keep balanced, like playing music or painting.
  • Weezel...I hope you're feeling better, but I'm confused here. This guy has a prehensile penis that can grab chop sticks and throw them?? And then can play the piano?? What about chords? How does the penis mannage that? Any chance of a link to a video?
  • Confucius says; "The superior man is modest in his speech but exceeds in his actions."
  • Jin-Sheng hopes to strap a dozen of his top students to a 747 for the biggest penis pull of all time.
  • not that I'm keeping score and moderating my own thread which in some places is a nono, but may not be so here......anyhoo jeraboam is da winna! mwahahaha!
  • Its practitioners are known to lift hundreds of pounds with their genitals to increase energy and sexual performance. Excuse, unless your partner wants to be tied to your manhood and dragged around, I fail to see how this can help your performance.
  • Sausage fest
  • I don't get why he needed an assistant to kick him in his man-place before he did the pull. That just seems excessive.
  • I'll get a few of these out of the way: Seems like a pretty hard feat... He's got a lot of followers, but no stiff competition... Flaccid reporting on a prickly subject. The pen is mightier...
  • this guy is pretty hard up
  • This is redickulous.
  • You're pulling my leg.
  • Confucius says; "The superior man is modest in his speech but exceeds in his actions." Maybe, but you've got to be pretty cocky to be able to pull that stunt off.
  • When he can operate a blowtorch with it and work a backhoe, then I'll be impressed.
  • Pfft. One time I had to change a flat tire, but I realised that I had lent my jack to a friend... ... the tow truck arrived shortly after the ambulance.
  • Typical double standard. A man pulls a truck and gets applause, but when a woman pulls a train she gets expelled.
  • I still am of the firm opinion that it is a region that should always be treated nicely.
  • Ancient joke: Man is hosting an open casting for a pr0no movie. Long day, and he's beat :) having seen average dong after average dong all day long. So ok, five p.m. rolls round, he's packing up the headshots :) when the doorbell rings. "Well hell, now what?" he thinks. "Another 6 incher wants to be in the show, I'll wager." He ignores it, continues packing up, when the bell rings again. "Go away!" he yells. Bell rings again. He's like, gah, alrighty then, goes over to the door and peeps through the peephole, no one's there. "Guess he left," thinks the guy, but no sooner does he sit but the bell rings again. "Well fuckity fuck," the guy says, gets up goes and opens the door, ready to give whoever's there a piece of his mind. At first, he sees no one, figures it's some kids ding-dong ditching him. But them he looks down, on the mat is a guy with no arms and no legs. He's just sort of laying there on his back, so the guy thinks, hey, he needs help or something. "Do you need help or something?" he asks. "Fuck no!" the armless legless dude declares. "I'm here for the audition!" The auditioner is, to say the least, taken aback, but he manages to stammer "Dude, I dunno..." The guy on the mat is like "Man, you don't understand - I'm here to audition for the fucking pr0no movie!" The movie guy collects himself and says "Dude: you have no arms and no legs - how on God's green earth are you going to start in my movie??" And the guy replies: "I rang the fucking bell, didn't I?"
  • That joke was terrible. But sorry Fes, here's a banana )
  • Sometimes, Ian, you have to let art sorta wash over you, you know? :D ten times better than that Aristocrats nonsense, I still don't even *get* that shit
  • Some talk about driving a 10d nail into a 2x4 with the penis. Others drive a 10d nail into the... nevermind, some people may cringe :)
  • Ian, was your offering Fes a banana somehow symbolic?