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February 28, 2008
How to build a Cardboard Spaceship
14 years ago
When I was a kid spaceships looked like
Now, get off my lawn...and turn that damn music down!
was a kid, we didn't have no fancy-schmancy cardboard rockets. We had an old refrigerator box that we decorated. AND WE LIKED IT!
And we went into outer space barefoot and up hill. Both Ways!
Now there's a race for space, we can cough blood on the moon soon Tomorrow is a drag, pops. (When my kid is five, I will build her/him that very ship.)
I remember as a kid sending away for a cardboard Battlestar Galactica viper cockpit interior. 'Course I wasn't creative enough to build the exterior, so I just assembled it inside the woodbox.
How to build a garbage truck
How to build a dildo
I KNEW that bookmark would come in handy some day.
How to build a time machine.
UTC on April 20, 2112
Whoah! That was weird!
Can't see the article without paying. Bummer
another article from the same guy. I got it from the future.
(Oh...and in the future, we have a preview button.)
The future, eh? Don't tell me who wins The Apprentice.