Tune in as the nutjobs that foisted this insanity on the public change their minds! Thrill to the ineptitude of the Democratic party as they quickly form a circular firing line in response! Crap in your pants as yet another incredible blast of surrealism gushes from the wing that brought you the smoldering rubble of a budget surplus and the hit parade of wonders that is the Iraq war!
This just in - Bush is a liberal! Yes, just in time to salute the flaming wreckage of the worst administration in American history as it plummets to earth like so much half-chewed fish, the new right-wing meme: Bush is actually a liberal!