I have sex with cars "Chris believes one spark for his fetish was 1980s cult TV series Knight Rider, starring David Hasselhof[sic] and featuring a talking car." more inside

Kurious English George Coming To America 27/Mar-3/Apr I'm going to be in Los Angeles 27 March - 3 April 2007, and I'd love to meet the LA Monkeys. Never been before, so when, where, how? I'm visiting a friend who lives near the Dodgers Stadium.

The world's billionaires, 2007. Brought to you by Forbes: "The billionaires' combined net worth climbed by $900 billion to $3.5 trillion. That equates to $3.6 billion apiece."

Hypocrisy in politics? Whodathunkit? While perseprosecuting Bill Clinton for his Lewinsky affair, Newt Gingrich was stepping out on his missus. Do as I say, not as I do, mm?

China’s Most Incredible Holdout An apparently extreme case of refusing to make way for the property developers down in Chongqing.

Mutts.

The ugliest flame war of all time can be found here. Blog owners eventually notice.

'Lebensborn' sue Norway. A group of Norwegians who were fathered by German soldiers in World War II are suing the Norwegian authorities at the European Court of Human Rights. More on the lebensborn.

Happy International Women's Day! A listing of events in countries around the world. more inside

12 photos that make one wonder if you don't have to be crazy to fish for crabs, and then a 13th and final photo that pretty much settles the matter.

Lovers of Wisdom - And ACTION! From the award-winning comic series ACTION PHILOSOPHERS! comes these biographies of the titans of thought! Thrill to the killer koans of Bam-Bam Bodhidharma! Shudder before the noble savagery of Terrible Thomas Jefferson! more inside

Curious Gross-Out George. What's the most disgusting thing you have ever tasted? more inside

Man dressed as elf robs lingerie shop.

Curious George: Canadian Passport Panic We've just been told that Mr. Koko's passport will not be ready in time for our flight to Australia. more inside

And Stay Down! Slobodan Milosevic's fiendish plot to return from the dead foiled by team of world heroes!

Inside the Wal-Mart Presentation A purportedly leaked corporate presentation describing the Wal-Mart shopper types and likes. With cute names and clip art. Are You a "Brand Aspirational"? A "Price Sensitive Affluent"? Or perhaps the dreaded Conscientious Objector? Yes, "skew rural" with this fun-filled laugh riot of demographically informaniacal datacramlets! via Blue-Mart

Feist and Isometry Scroll the paintings. Mind and heart stuttering stuff. If you can get her book, "Forty Five" - do so. Just gets better with every one. Take a gaze upon Laszlo Lukacs' equally stunning and very different work. The man uses light like a lance.

Giant Australian moggies. Last ones a u-toobe

Jean Baudrillard did not take place more inside

Curious George: Pets on a Plane Do any monkeys have experience of travelling with pets in planes? more inside